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12 Oct 2003, 23:43
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Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
My vote goes to:
- Attempting to commit suicide and failing
Now what happens is other people suggest other things and it'll be cool.
Maybe we'll even all agree by the end of the thread.
I'm not counting on it tho.
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12 Oct 2003, 23:46
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
throwing up all over a girl you are trying to chat up in the middle of a club?
my friend still cant show his face because of that one, he refuses to come back from uni and go out around here anymore
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13 Oct 2003, 00:01
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
Shitting the bed of a hot girl you just slept with.
Happened to my cousin,she told EVERYONE and he ended up leaving the city there for about 2 years.
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13 Oct 2003, 00:19
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
Excellent one ICY :up:
You did good rr_0 fella too.
More please.
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13 Oct 2003, 00:24
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
[comedy] [comedy] Being Nodrog.
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it's like a double funny.
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13 Oct 2003, 00:51
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
Uncontrollable Flatulence when shes just told you why she loves you very much and youre the most special person shes ever met.
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13 Oct 2003, 00:54
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
I shat myself on a bus and had to pretend I hadn't for the duration of the ride home.
And we're not talking solid matter here.
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13 Oct 2003, 02:52
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
When I was first with my ex-girlfriend, we used to try to find places to fool around. Her parents were kind of religious, so I had to earn their trust first. So her place wasn't an option. And my parents got a bit funny at the time because I had 2 kid sisters, and I might warp their fragile little minds ;o
So we ended up doing it a fair bit in my car.
Anyway, on this one occasion we went up to one of the cliifs in Jersey, to a carpark. We parked, and got down to kissing and removing clothes awkwardly. It was kind of cold, so we had a sleeping bag over us.
This car drew up behind us. We ignored it at first, rudeboys often liked doing handbreak turns around those kind of places. But it stopped rather near to us, and turned on Full Beam, facing us. We then thought it must just be some punk kids trying to embarass us. So we hid under the sleeping bag thing for a bit, and waiting for it to go away.
Then this door opens on the car, and we heard warning. I absolutely shat myself. Then there was this "tap tap tap" on the window. I peek out from the sleeping bag, and this bright yellow coat was there. It was the police. I open the window, stark naked, to a grinning policeman and his laughing mate. He asked if we were ok, I mumbled, he said "yeah, I can see you're doing FINE!" then he said a load of stuff about people doing drugs up there or something.
That was really embarassing ;(
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13 Oct 2003, 06:57
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
I shat myself on a bus and had to pretend I hadn't for the duration of the ride home.
And we're not talking solid matter here.
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wouldn't people have noticed the smell?
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13 Oct 2003, 09:33
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
When I was first with my ex-girlfriend, we used to try to find places to fool around. Her parents were kind of religious, so I had to earn their trust first. So her place wasn't an option. And my parents got a bit funny at the time because I had 2 kid sisters, and I might warp their fragile little minds ;o
So we ended up doing it a fair bit in my car.
Anyway, on this one occasion we went up to one of the cliifs in Jersey, to a carpark. We parked, and got down to kissing and removing clothes awkwardly. It was kind of cold, so we had a sleeping bag over us.
This car drew up behind us. We ignored it at first, rudeboys often liked doing handbreak turns around those kind of places. But it stopped rather near to us, and turned on Full Beam, facing us. We then thought it must just be some punk kids trying to embarass us. So we hid under the sleeping bag thing for a bit, and waiting for it to go away.
Then this door opens on the car, and we heard warning. I absolutely shat myself. Then there was this "tap tap tap" on the window. I peek out from the sleeping bag, and this bright yellow coat was there. It was the police. I open the window, stark naked, to a grinning policeman and his laughing mate. He asked if we were ok, I mumbled, he said "yeah, I can see you're doing FINE!" then he said a load of stuff about people doing drugs up there or something.
That was really embarassing ;(
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with my ex, shew liked doing it in public places, so we ended up in a public park, u kno one with swings an stuff... and there was a treehouse, with a door an all, so we went there, anyway we went in and shut the door, and about half way through, a lil boy and his dad, we didn't notice until they came in and the little boy said "what are they doing daddy" and the dad just laughed and said, they're exploring their heaven" and left..... that was embarrasing....
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13 Oct 2003, 09:48
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cynic
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
you do realise pab, when i see you at MrL's housewarming if you try and chat up anyone, that story is coming out to play
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13 Oct 2003, 09:56
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aryn
wouldn't people have noticed the smell?
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Yep. It didn't really have time to properly mature though.
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you do realise pab, when i see you at MrL's housewarming if you try and chat up anyone, that story is coming out to play
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I was trying to think of a witty comeback but can't. So I'm left with no choice but to not chat anyone up at MrL's housewarming, an event I'd not heard of until now.
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13 Oct 2003, 09:58
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cynic
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
i thought he had told you???? i am sure that he told me that you were going to be there (thgere again, he hasnt even decided on a date for it yet)
also: i could be wrong
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13 Oct 2003, 10:04
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
I was told about 'something' but I assumed by your post thar be a date me'arties.
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13 Oct 2003, 10:26
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cynic
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
nah, no date so far to the best of my knowledge, its just 'something that is going to happen...'
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13 Oct 2003, 18:35
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
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wouldn't people have noticed the smell?
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According to Deerbarn , most people wouldnt have noticed the difference ......
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13 Oct 2003, 22:21
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
****ing my older sister's barbie naked(both me and the barbie) at age of 4 in my bed and have my mom and sister enter my room while 'doing it'.
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13 Oct 2003, 22:35
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
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I shat myself on a bus and had to pretend I hadn't for the duration of the ride home.
And we're not talking solid matter here.
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That's ****ing nasty and made me go 'aaaaaaawww ****' irl.
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13 Oct 2003, 22:51
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cynic
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
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****ing my older sister's barbie naked(both me and the barbie) at age of 4 in my bed and have my mom and sister enter my room while 'doing it'.
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*paging anyone who can tell us who's gimmick account this is to the thread please*
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13 Oct 2003, 23:05
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
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I shat myself on a bus and had to pretend I hadn't for the duration of the ride home.
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LOL - I hate to burst your bubble but as a bus driver, let me tell you................the driver would have known it was you and what you did.
I have a regular passenger who continually wanks the whole time he's on the bus and thinks we don't know but we do !!!
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13 Oct 2003, 23:22
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
My most embarrasing thing was being caugfht putting chewing gum in my coat pocket when I was 16
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13 Oct 2003, 23:55
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
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According to Deerbarn , most people wouldnt have noticed the difference ......
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Deerbarn once handed me three floppy disks with horse pornography on.
I think that just about balances out the 'smell' jibe.
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14 Oct 2003, 07:20
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
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At the risk of getting banned..
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14 Oct 2003, 10:30
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
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Originally Posted by Basdereva
LOL - I hate to burst your bubble but as a bus driver, let me tell you................the driver would have known it was you and what you did.
I have a regular passenger who continually wanks the whole time he's on the bus and thinks we don't know but we do !!!
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There wasn't much smell since it didn't have time to propagate. There was however a waddle of some half-mile to my house upon exiting the bus.
Thank Christ there wasn't drippage, tbh
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14 Oct 2003, 21:59
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cynic
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
pabs mate, i would never have admitted to that, not in a month of sundays
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14 Oct 2003, 22:27
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
I have no self respect.
I think we've now concretely established this for future reference =(
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15 Oct 2003, 01:21
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
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I have no self respect.
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Or bowel control :((((((
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15 Oct 2003, 02:00
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Most - Embarassing - Thing - Ever
Well shitting yourself can happen to the best of us I guess....
I recall it happened to Gary Lineker,shitting himself in an England match and having to slide tackle someone to try to cover it up,then at half time went in an changed.
Was it Stuart Pierce said he resembled "a woodland animal" or something like that heh
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