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Unread 19 Aug 2004, 11:54   #1
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Dont move razors horizontally
Especially when shaving "downstairts", I coughed and now I bleed. God dammit.
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Self-inflicted vasectomy. lolly roffle.
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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
I've done it before. Though I managed to cut my lip with my electric shaver the other day so perhaps I'm just shit, eh.
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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
You do it very likely, and best to do it with a bluntish razor, they still work, takes a few more swipes, but far far safer!
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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
Razors are evil. I've perfects a technique whereby I channel direct energy at the hair follicles I wish to target. I send them visions of the hideous pain that is existence and the bliss that is that void of nothingness. They then become overwhelmed with grief and leap from my skin to their inevitable deaths. Thus leaving my face baby soft without the use of those hideous steel edged monstrosities.

Ok…so I made that up, but razors are evil.
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I was watching Nip/Tuck last night. Self circumcision. OUCHY!
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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
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I was watching Nip/Tuck last night. Self circumcision. OUCHY!
He was a pissy little emo kid who was stupid enough to do this for "the girl he loved", he deserved it.

Actually he deserved to fall on the sissors and impail himself.
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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
normal razors are fine. i've never cut myself shaving with one.

i just about tore my face in half with an electric razor though.
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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
best go for IPL or laser removal
its ouchy but then its all gone for ever without the horrors of stubble

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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
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Especially when shaving "downstairts"
20 quid says you get those nasty red bumps all over the area you shaved.
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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
What razor are you using?

I use a mach three and i rarely injure myself below regardless of what direction i shave in (invariably though I shave upwards).
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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
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normal razors are fine. i've never cut myself shaving with one.

i just about tore my face in half with an electric razor though.
you have pubic hair?
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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
I dont have red marks cos i've been shaving my pubes since forever (5 years) I just coughed mid stroke.
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Re: Dont move razors horizontally
I have an electrical razor because I'm too much of a pussy to use a regular one.

Also, last time I did use one, it was uncomfortable and didn't nearly get the results of my trusty Philishave!
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