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29 Jan 2004, 22:54
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My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
I phoned the manufacturers premium rate helpline and they advised me to stop hitting it with a spoon. The call cost around 2 quid but it was money well spent
This is all well and good but how I got to this point beggars belief really. I was dreaming last night that I was awake. After four hours I realised that in fact, I really was awake and I'd missed half the day. At this point, I started hitting my computer with a spoon and realised that when I did, it made a funny noise.
I'm two quid lighter but a damn site richer
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29 Jan 2004, 23:04
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Registered User
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
Hold a stereo magnet to your CRT monitor. I hear it makes pretty colors.
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29 Jan 2004, 23:04
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
i had an interesting dream last night too
i dreamt that i had to deliever a prescription to someone, and his house happened to be on my street (in BC).. i got to the house, rang the doorbell, and i can't remember why, but i went inside, the house was pitch dark, only wood frames for walls. like an unfinished basement or something. and i was using a flashlight to find this person, and i got scared.. so i headed back to teh door, and the guy appeared.. it was very creepy.. but i left, and then i was walking down the street with my cousin, who for some strange reason was the brother of a friend i haven't seen/talked to in 5 years. and then we saw this huge machine (like one of those huge logging machine things) lifting off the ground and spinning around like it was in a hurricane.. and it started coming towards us, so we ran back up the street...
anyways.. it was very strange. and i haven't had any dreams in a while.. this one was quite vivid. i need to drink before i go to bed more often!
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29 Jan 2004, 23:47
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
My most memorable dream of recent times was that Man U had sold their entire right midfield, such that it is.
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30 Jan 2004, 03:52
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
This thread made me lol before I even opened it, and when I opened it I loled even more.
You're my new favourite poster (Dace needs to tell us about the chick on the train, then maybe he can regain his title again).
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30 Jan 2004, 07:39
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The Port Royale
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
unfortunatly, i was the random explusion'd member of his alliance thingy
member #69
i still havnt had my revenge, the YEARS i tried to live it down
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30 Jan 2004, 11:39
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
I dreamed everyone I knew from school was applying for the same job as the one i'm going after
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30 Jan 2004, 13:47
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Star teh mog0r
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
after reading this post i had a dream
in the dream i thought that sword was really a giant talking sword
i need to get off this bored
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30 Jan 2004, 21:47
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Wankoverable
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
I dreamt a few weeks ago that I was planting bombs in a tent to kill my father
and, in the same night
that angels were chasing me and i beat them to death with UTP-cables.
True story!
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30 Jan 2004, 22:11
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
You're my new favourite poster.
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Yes.
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30 Jan 2004, 23:34
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
I had a dream a couple of weeks ago which was really strange and freaked me out.
I then realised I couldn't remember what the dream was about and became freaked out at everything around me.
Stuff still bothers me now
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31 Jan 2004, 00:00
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Weeeeee
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
rawr
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31 Jan 2004, 05:01
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Blatantly overcooked
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
I dreamed about this girl I use to love from highschool which i have talked to for like 5 mins in the last 3 years, and i was thinking to miself "now this is ****ing pathetic, the next time I'll talk to her I'll say something like "Oh, what a coincidence that we are chatting right now, i've been dreaming/thinking about you for just the last 10 years"" which is oh so sad.
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31 Jan 2004, 05:28
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a new low in getting high
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
hey guys he's back
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31 Jan 2004, 05:34
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Embroglio
hey guys he's back
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Yeah, please tell meaple to be reasonable
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31 Jan 2004, 20:59
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
Quote:
Originally Posted by idimmu
sword has been one of my most favourite posters for a long time now
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here here
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1 Feb 2004, 11:50
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Jolt took my jap girl :(
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon
Hmm... interesting... Could u put the sound avaliable in mp3 file so i could hear and make tell you something ull never forget?
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