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26 Sep 2006, 10:53
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TashTastic
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Free IQ test \o/
http://uk.tickle.com/test/iq/start.html
Your IQ score is 133!
Visual Mathematician
You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information and this, combined with your logical mind, means you are a Visual Mathematician. You can manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution and can understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction.
Like Einstein, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.
Lets see results then guys and girls.
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26 Sep 2006, 11:05
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
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Your IQ score is 57!
Blithering Idiot
You regularly take on-line tests to try and compare yourself with other people due to deep seated insecurities. In all likelyhood these stem from your abnormally underdeveloped genitalia and the consequent emotional problems this has caused you. You hope one day to find a test which finally proves that you're special - something which your mother always promised you but never seems to be borne out by later experience.
You consider yourself gifted in the fields of mathematics and the natural sciences but your only evidence for this claim is your continual love for Star Trek : The Next Generation and it's accompanying liberal pomposity.
You're a fairly pointless, shallow individual and the fact you attempted this test at all goes to show that humanity would be better off without you. Go die.
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Looks like it really nailed me.
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26 Sep 2006, 11:10
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
im sure this is valuable data.
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26 Sep 2006, 11:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
IQ tests are all bollocks. To say that someone's intelligence can be measured by their knowledge of phrases or even of mathematics is stupid.
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26 Sep 2006, 11:29
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
120 as a not english native
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26 Sep 2006, 11:44
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Leo's Pwn :P
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: just outside of Newton Abbot, Devon, UK
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
i got 146 but hey how exactly is that meanna stand me in rl
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26 Sep 2006, 11:47
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
I slept with someone called meanna once (although the actual spelling was meena).
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26 Sep 2006, 12:57
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
My IQ appears to be 404
Edit: Okay, did it again. This time the results page did load and I got 133. Now I'm just like Einstein and Madina and we can laugh at people like Dante Hicks and pay them minimum wages whilst they clean our shoes \o/
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26 Sep 2006, 13:31
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Your IQ score is 126!
but i didn't know some sayings, so meh.
shouldn't there be a timefactor in this all btw? it doesn't mean all that much this way. :|
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26 Sep 2006, 18:46
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break it down!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 2,087
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Your IQ score is 136!
Visionary Philosopher
Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should happen next in just about any situation. Because you're equally skilled in the numerical and verbal universes of the brain, you can draw from multiple sources of information to come up with new ideas and this makes you a Visionary Philosopher.
You also have a knack for matching and anticipating patterns in all sorts of situations, a talent that adds to your visionary philosopher mind.
This is bullshit as I'm far better at stuff like Maths than I am at English
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26 Sep 2006, 19:10
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SpamBot
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Yam Yam land
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Your IQ score is 124
Not bad since i guessed half of it
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26 Sep 2006, 19:12
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The Original Carebear
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Trondheim, Norway
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
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Originally Posted by Furious
Your IQ score is 124
Not bad since i guessed half of it
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I'm not sure if I follow your logic on that one. You just guessed but you're taking it as reassurance of your intelligence or something?
I got 133 but these tests are mostly shit anyway. People can train themselves to do these better, and faster, without actually being more or less smart than before.
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26 Sep 2006, 19:27
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Your IQ score is 2.769 x 10^195
God
Good morning sir, I trust you slept well. You might notice someone posted one of those daft IQ tests on an online forum again.
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26 Sep 2006, 20:45
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NASA Health & Safety
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 62
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Your IQ is 75!
Your unusual talent of being equally good at both mathematical and verbal skills, paired with the way you learn through experience, makes you an Inventive Inquisitor. You understand the world by "learning through living" and are able to teach others by taking them through actual experiences.
Most people search their brains for previously stored information that might help in a given situation, but you are open to an unusual amount of change and take things as they come and see things as they are.
OR -----
You rolled a die to decide which check box to select for each answer. IQ tests measure intellegence in a similar way to using your dick to measure distances - You'll come up with a number but no one knows what it means.
My IQ score in a Mensa test was 156 - apparently I fall into the top 1% of the top 1% of the population.
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26 Sep 2006, 21:13
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Banned
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
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Originally Posted by Mitc
My IQ score in a Mensa test was 156 - apparently I fall into the top 1% of the top 1% of the population.
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You were doing well enough up until this point but it was all counteracted by this idiocy.
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26 Sep 2006, 21:26
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
My mum says I'm special and that's all the IQ I need.
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26 Sep 2006, 21:36
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break it down!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 2,087
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Dead Meat clearly wins at the internet.
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26 Sep 2006, 21:49
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USS Oklahoma
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
How do you spell IQ?
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26 Sep 2006, 22:16
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I see you!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: In any girl
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Clearly I'mm too smart as I got an application error.
Oooor it rejected it as it knew it'd insult me
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26 Sep 2006, 22:42
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I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
"application error"
I broke it
but of importance is that as I played with the toy I did wonder if, IF we taught our children to do well in these tests would that be necessarilly bad?
it had a nice dose of western values/philosophy and we can get them to apply thinking as well.
I am pro this test.
(i still think IQ is bollocks)
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27 Sep 2006, 23:44
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Generic funny comment.
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Basingstoke, UK
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
144 and not to be an arrogant prick, but I know that I got everything correct, so that would appear to be the limit, unless time taken is factored in?
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28 Sep 2006, 01:40
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Drink is Good
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,122
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
depends on your age afaik from that shitty tv test the nation show
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28 Sep 2006, 05:49
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Victim of Marriage
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: NW Indiana
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
"application error"
I broke it
(i still think IQ is bollocks)
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Maybe it knew who you were and didn't think you would believe that you got the lowest score available, so it decided to give you an error to make you feel better about yourself.
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28 Sep 2006, 06:25
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tucson, Arizona
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
This is where I would normally post a rant about intelligence and culture, but instead this time I sing a song and do a little dance.
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28 Sep 2006, 06:43
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Avenger of Calamari
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Alberta, Canada
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
136.
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28 Sep 2006, 08:51
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 4,290
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
why is it that on the internet everyone always scores in the top 2% or so?
134 btw
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28 Sep 2006, 08:59
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PA Team
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 7,449
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Your IQ score is 133!
I want to know what I got wrong
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28 Sep 2006, 09:06
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
This thread is an embarrasment to us all
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28 Sep 2006, 10:28
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Quote:
Originally Posted by wu_trax
why is it that on the internet everyone always scores in the top 2% or so?
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Because only nerds go onto the Internet!
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28 Sep 2006, 10:30
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PA Team
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 7,449
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
Because only nerds go onto the Internet!
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AOL disagrees.
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28 Sep 2006, 10:53
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Insomniac
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
it wouldnt be the first time that aol was wrong
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28 Sep 2006, 13:43
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Search Engine Specialist
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: #prophecies
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Re: Free IQ test \o/
Quote:
Originally Posted by wu_trax
why is it that on the internet everyone always scores in the top 2% or so?
134 btw
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Because anybody *not* scoring in the top range doesn't boast about his or her results.
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