|
|
16 Dec 2005, 21:48
|
#51
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer
I think I'd make a better Secretary of State for Education and Skills, because I'm actually interested in educating people.
Failing that, I suspect I'd be heading up the opposition.
|
In soviet russia government opposes you.
__________________
Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
|
|
|
17 Dec 2005, 16:59
|
#52
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Proteus
TheShadowMan needs to be MM's deputy as Minister for Police, in charge of implementing GD's new "knackers whackers at dawn" crackdown on crime.
|
I don't need a ****ing deputy. All I need is a secretary, or, failing that, a slave.
|
|
|
17 Dec 2005, 17:03
|
#53
|
:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer
I think I'd make a better Secretary of State for Education and Skills, because I'm actually interested in educating people.
|
Yes.
Unlike me, of course.
(?!?!?!?!!)
__________________
"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
|
|
|
17 Dec 2005, 17:04
|
#54
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
She said "educating people" not "molesting schoolgirls".
|
|
|
17 Dec 2005, 18:28
|
#55
|
Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: City of London
Posts: 2,548
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
a slave
|
I thought junior ministers were slaves...
__________________
Please bear in mind when reading the above post that I am always right.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
|
|
|
|
17 Dec 2005, 18:54
|
#56
|
:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
She said "educating people" not "molesting schoolgirls".
|
IT'S AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL
__________________
"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
|
|
|
18 Dec 2005, 00:16
|
#57
|
mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,152
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by dda
Secretary of State for Health DEEPFLOW (knows pharmacuticals)
|
You beat me too it.. I can only begin to imagine the number of illicit drugs that would suddenly be legalised
I elect myself for Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs cause apparently us Aussies are good at meddling with foreign affairs and insulting other countries
__________________
CSS : the result of letting artists design something only an engineer should touch.
|
|
|
18 Dec 2005, 00:50
|
#58
|
Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: City of London
Posts: 2,548
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by djbass
I elect myself for Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs cause apparently us Aussies are good at meddling with foreign affairs and insulting other countries
|
Clearly you need to be Minister for Diversity and Race Relations.
__________________
Please bear in mind when reading the above post that I am always right.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
|
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 00:04
|
#59
|
Tiny Dancer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yellow Brick Road
Posts: 355
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
You appointed a Englishman to be Scottish minister. Is this the tory party and we have no seats up north or something?
__________________
[16:09] <eJohn> im still standing
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 00:32
|
#60
|
Destroyer of Worlds
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 552
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Yes.
Unlike me, of course.
(?!?!?!?!!)
|
No disrespect intended, maybe you'd be very good at it. But I feel that my willingness to push for progress undeterred by the malice directed at me for my 'extremist' views of not wanting any education funding to go to waste would be a real asset.
__________________
“In spite of the roaring of the young lions at the Union, and the screaming of the rabbits in the home of the vivisect, in spite of Keble College, and the tramways, and the sporting prints, Oxford still remains the most beautiful thing in England, and nowhere else are life and art so exquisitely blended, so perfectly made one.”
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 00:40
|
#61
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by eJohn
You appointed a Englishman to be Scottish minister. Is this the tory party and we have no seats up north or something?
|
Eh?
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 05:12
|
#62
|
mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,152
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Proteus
Clearly you need to be Minister for Diversity and Race Relations.
|
it's funny you should mention that, I got sent this today, I lol'd
__________________
CSS : the result of letting artists design something only an engineer should touch.
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 13:30
|
#63
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by eJohn
You appointed a Englishman to be Scottish minister. Is this the tory party and we have no seats up north or something?
|
The Tories do now have one Scottish seat and three (count 'em.) Welsh seats.
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 15:53
|
#64
|
Tiny Dancer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yellow Brick Road
Posts: 355
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Why let facts get in the way of a good generalisation?
__________________
[16:09] <eJohn> im still standing
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 15:59
|
#65
|
Don't make me declare war
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Portsmouth
Posts: 2,913
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
I would like to challenge Tomkat for position of education.
Failing that, we need a minister of war!
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 16:02
|
#66
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Oh great, now we just have to wait for 'Minister of Development' jokes to roll in and we're set
__________________
You're now playing ketchup
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 16:04
|
#67
|
Don't make me declare war
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Portsmouth
Posts: 2,913
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
nah, im just too thick to know which minister handles all the wars, or i would of called it that.
thats why i will settle for the education post, the children of tomorrow would be in good hands!
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 16:09
|
#68
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Until I hear plans of ensuring they're all dead in the cold, cold ground I'll be spoiling
__________________
You're now playing ketchup
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 17:09
|
#69
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
IT'S AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL
|
You're just digging yourself into a deeper hole here.
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 18:05
|
#70
|
:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You're just digging yourself into a deeper hole here.
|
literally am i rite
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
I table the motion to only have 4 ministries, peace, truth, love and plenty.
|
Sounds more like Captain Planet than government.
__________________
"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 18:08
|
#71
|
Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
Posts: 5,406
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
i think its from 1984.
And I agree, a terrifying dystopia should be our aim!
__________________
bastard bastard bastard bastard
|
|
|
19 Dec 2005, 20:25
|
#72
|
USS Oklahoma
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,500
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer
No disrespect intended, maybe you'd be very good at it. But I feel that my willingness to push for progress undeterred by the malice directed at me for my 'extremist' views of not wanting any education funding to go to waste would be a real asset.
|
If you can't get into office there, please move to California and I will head a campaign to elect you to the Board of Education here.
__________________
Ignorance is curable, stupidity is not.
|
|
|
20 Dec 2005, 00:02
|
#73
|
Evil inside
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,631
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Forest
I would like to challenge Tomkat for position of education.
Failing that, we need a minister of war!
|
I can be Minister of War and Minister of Defence
Its about much of the same really, isnt it?
Soldiers, tanks, planes, etc etc
Besides, my readings of Mao should be of use (at last!)
__________________
<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
|
|
|
20 Dec 2005, 00:25
|
#74
|
USS Oklahoma
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,500
|
Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
I can be Minister of War and Minister of Defence
Its about much of the same really, isnt it?
Soldiers, tanks, planes, etc etc
Besides, my readings of Mao should be of use (at last!)
|
I think not, but one could look to Norway if a Minister of Snowball Fights was needed.
__________________
Ignorance is curable, stupidity is not.
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 22:06.
| |