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22 Jul 2005, 21:10
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best livejournal rant ever
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22 Jul 2005, 21:22
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
I AM SUCH A SUCCESS AT LIFE THAT I COMPLAIN ABOUT HETEROSEXUALS, BOOKSHOPS AND CHILDREN WHILE COSPLAYING
dear me.
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22 Jul 2005, 21:41
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I am.
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
goodness
how bizzare.
i'll put a twenty on him, some hostages (probably a school) and a shoot out with the authorities before the year passes
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22 Jul 2005, 21:41
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I see you!
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
Surely gave me one of my better laughs today
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22 Jul 2005, 21:46
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
Jesus Christ, and I thought I was a whining faggot.
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22 Jul 2005, 21:51
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Back from timeout.
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rant
OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc*
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22 Jul 2005, 22:46
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Angry Young Man
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
thoroughly excellent
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22 Jul 2005, 23:04
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
Some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
And not just those that stray to GD every now and then.
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23 Jul 2005, 06:28
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
Is that blog the sort of thing RP'ers do when they think they've grown up ?
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23 Jul 2005, 09:09
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Next goal wins!
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
there seem to be a lot of uses of the word "breeders" in that rant and replies...
is that a special child hating LJ place or something? I hope so
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23 Jul 2005, 09:22
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
"I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. ****ING CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT."
lol, very funny. The scary thing is that if you read the replies most of the people sympathise with him and are bitter themselves.
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23 Jul 2005, 11:12
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Bitch
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
there seem to be a lot of uses of the word "breeders" in that rant and replies...
is that a special child hating LJ place or something? I hope so
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It's a gay thing, great for winding up homophobes as it really strikes at the core of their smug superiority complexes.
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spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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23 Jul 2005, 12:36
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Angry Young Man
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
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Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
It's a gay thing, great for winding up homophobes as it really strikes at the core of their smug superiority complexes.
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I dont get how "haha you reproduce without complication" is meant to be an insult
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23 Jul 2005, 12:38
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deffeh
I dont get how "haha you reproduce without complication" is meant to be an insult
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"You have sex in the biological sense; you're like a rat!"
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23 Jul 2005, 12:46
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
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Originally Posted by Deffeh
I dont get how "haha you reproduce without complication" is meant to be an insult
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as a group, our putdowns have regressed somewhat since Oscar Wilde.
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23 Jul 2005, 14:16
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
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23 Jul 2005, 14:33
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share the <3
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
hes put the curtains up,
although i can't describe the exact aceness of it, this man went to a harry potter book opening release thing. Apparently opening the big boxes that the books come in and getting the first one is an orgasmic event. The person who gets the honour is the best dressed in costume. The gentleman in question spent a fair amount of time and effort making a couture frock. He went early to make sure he was first in line.
A breeder with a ickle girl came along, dressed in an off the shelf ensemble. Everyone thought it was very cute and she got to open the box and get the book.
The gentleman threw a hissy fit.
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23 Jul 2005, 15:00
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Gone
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
He sounds like even more of a fag than Stew in one of his pink shirts.
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23 Jul 2005, 19:49
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
there seem to be a lot of uses of the word "breeders" in that rant and replies...
is that a special child hating LJ place or something? I hope so
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Its a "Child Free" LJ community (they dont like kids).
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23 Jul 2005, 20:15
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
Anyone able to dig up a cache or the text or something?
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24 Jul 2005, 00:46
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
"You must be logged in to view this protected entry."
Anyone wanna post it here? Or link to a mirror? Google has no cache, it claims....
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24 Jul 2005, 01:07
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
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Locked after the fact to save my inbox!
RANT TIME
Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers.
Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.
We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I?
WRONG.
****ing moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and ****ing gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand.
OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc*
THE ****ING KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.
I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. ****ING CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT.
I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo ****ing woo.
I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY ****ING LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy.
I ****ing hate breeders and child-lovers. ****ING GO TO HELL.
I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial Congratulations breeders, you win.
Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO **** YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there!
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24 Jul 2005, 01:11
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
Thanks!
Some people are real crazy and obsessive.
So stereotypically gay. Shame.
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24 Jul 2005, 19:50
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Dum Di Dum Di
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
Yes, a raving mad lunatics is exactly what I envision when I think of a stereotypical gay.
(or not)
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25 Jul 2005, 05:45
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: best livejournal rant ever
I have to admit that I was number 573 in line and there was a fat woman at about 562 that I fetlt had taken the copy which I rightly should have had. I tried to run her over with my car but I drive a VW bug and it was no match for her mass.
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Last edited by dda; 25 Jul 2005 at 05:47.
Reason: correct spelling
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