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Unread 22 Jul 2005, 21:10   #1
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Unread 22 Jul 2005, 21:22   #2
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I AM SUCH A SUCCESS AT LIFE THAT I COMPLAIN ABOUT HETEROSEXUALS, BOOKSHOPS AND CHILDREN WHILE COSPLAYING


dear me.
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Unread 22 Jul 2005, 21:41   #3
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goodness

how bizzare.

i'll put a twenty on him, some hostages (probably a school) and a shoot out with the authorities before the year passes
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Unread 22 Jul 2005, 21:41   #4
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Surely gave me one of my better laughs today
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Unread 22 Jul 2005, 21:46   #5
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Jesus Christ, and I thought I was a whining faggot.
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OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc*
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Unread 22 Jul 2005, 22:46   #7
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thoroughly excellent
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Unread 22 Jul 2005, 23:04   #8
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Re: best livejournal rant ever

Some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

And not just those that stray to GD every now and then.
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Is that blog the sort of thing RP'ers do when they think they've grown up ?
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Unread 23 Jul 2005, 09:09   #10
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there seem to be a lot of uses of the word "breeders" in that rant and replies...

is that a special child hating LJ place or something? I hope so
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"I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. ****ING CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT."

lol, very funny. The scary thing is that if you read the replies most of the people sympathise with him and are bitter themselves.
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Re: best livejournal rant ever

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there seem to be a lot of uses of the word "breeders" in that rant and replies...

is that a special child hating LJ place or something? I hope so
It's a gay thing, great for winding up homophobes as it really strikes at the core of their smug superiority complexes.
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It's a gay thing, great for winding up homophobes as it really strikes at the core of their smug superiority complexes.
I dont get how "haha you reproduce without complication" is meant to be an insult
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I dont get how "haha you reproduce without complication" is meant to be an insult
"You have sex in the biological sense; you're like a rat!"
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I dont get how "haha you reproduce without complication" is meant to be an insult
as a group, our putdowns have regressed somewhat since Oscar Wilde.
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Re: best livejournal rant ever

hes put the curtains up,

although i can't describe the exact aceness of it, this man went to a harry potter book opening release thing. Apparently opening the big boxes that the books come in and getting the first one is an orgasmic event. The person who gets the honour is the best dressed in costume. The gentleman in question spent a fair amount of time and effort making a couture frock. He went early to make sure he was first in line.

A breeder with a ickle girl came along, dressed in an off the shelf ensemble. Everyone thought it was very cute and she got to open the box and get the book.

The gentleman threw a hissy fit.
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there seem to be a lot of uses of the word "breeders" in that rant and replies...

is that a special child hating LJ place or something? I hope so
Its a "Child Free" LJ community (they dont like kids).
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Anyone able to dig up a cache or the text or something?
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"You must be logged in to view this protected entry."

Anyone wanna post it here? Or link to a mirror? Google has no cache, it claims....
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Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers.

Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.

We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I?

WRONG.

****ing moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and ****ing gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand.

OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc*

THE ****ING KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.

I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. ****ING CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT.

I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo ****ing woo.

I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY ****ING LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy.

I ****ing hate breeders and child-lovers. ****ING GO TO HELL.

I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial Congratulations breeders, you win.

Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO **** YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there!
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Thanks!

Some people are real crazy and obsessive.


So stereotypically gay. Shame.
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Yes, a raving mad lunatics is exactly what I envision when I think of a stereotypical gay.

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I have to admit that I was number 573 in line and there was a fat woman at about 562 that I fetlt had taken the copy which I rightly should have had. I tried to run her over with my car but I drive a VW bug and it was no match for her mass.
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