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3 May 2006, 02:46
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Who can speak/know German?
Help me translate this page:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...MEWN%3AIT&rd=1
and this, especially the seller's payment instruction:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...MEBI%3AIT&rd=1
Thank you.
EDIT: The second link is different now. It was the same as the first.
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3 May 2006, 03:11
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
I am selling a stylish pair of loose, deepcut Levi's 508 jeans featuring: a row of coin-shaped buttons, a small change bag at the front, two Gesaessta, rivets on the front pockets, belt loops and that typical trademark label to right Gesaessta. The jeans have an easy stone-washed shade, and have never been worn since they are not my size. Only the Ettiketten was removed for washing. There is no warranty associated with this product, and no cancelling. This is a private auction and I had a lot of fun setting it up!
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Postage, payment details and return policy
Postage Cost Services Available Available to
EUR 5.00 Uninsured Dispatch Germany only
EUR 7.50 Insured Dispatch Germany only
Will post to Europe.
(slightly cleaned up babelfish translation)
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3 May 2006, 03:16
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
I think this is the most efficient thread I've ever seen.
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3 May 2006, 03:22
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
Thanks Nod.
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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3 May 2006, 03:25
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
I think this is the most efficient thread I've ever seen.
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Efficient and German
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3 May 2006, 03:54
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
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Efficient and German
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3 May 2006, 08:18
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
and now even with a real german .... \o/
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3 May 2006, 08:32
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
Deepflow, if youre going to use exquisite Tim Vine material in your signature you should acknowlege your source :/
"I saw this bloke in the pub chatting up a cheetah, I thought 'he's trying to pull a fast one'."
"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from""
"So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays""
"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'"
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3 May 2006, 09:11
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
hold on Nod hold on.
That's not Tim Vine.
It's ****ing Tommy Cooper isn't it?
EDIT
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000716.html
okok I see (although I still hear Tommy Coopers voice when I'm reading it...)
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3 May 2006, 09:12
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
I'm always too late in these threads
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3 May 2006, 10:05
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.'"
lolling
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3 May 2006, 10:42
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
Now hang on a minute, that email says that there is no written or recorded evidence of Tommy Copper telling those jokes, but I've heard (and seen) him telling some of those on TV
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3 May 2006, 10:44
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
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Originally Posted by Demon Dave
Now hang on a minute, that email says that there is no written or recorded evidence of Tommy Copper telling those jokes, but I've heard (and seen) him telling some of those on TV
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that's what I thought too... but looking through other "tommy cooper" sites I can't see them in his jokes...
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3 May 2006, 16:01
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
Deepflow, if youre going to use exquisite Tim Vine material in your signature you should acknowlege your source :/
"I saw this bloke in the pub chatting up a cheetah, I thought 'he's trying to pull a fast one'."
"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from""
"So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays""
"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'"
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Oh sorry i thought you would all think I wrote it myself, furthermore I was breaking the old GD tradition of always quoting sources for signatures... how crazy of me.
He IS great though isn't he?
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3 May 2006, 16:12
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
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Oh sorry i thought you would all think I wrote it myself, furthermore I was breaking the old GD tradition of always quoting sources for signatures... how crazy of me.
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When the person you're quoting is obscure and could do with the publicity then attributing the source is nice
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3 May 2006, 16:36
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Re: Who can speak/know German?
point taken.
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