Ladies, Gentlemen, Unidentified Freaky Objects, Martians, Hermits, Drunkards and 1up players I give you
[F-Crew]!!! Having all the fun since they spawned in Round One
[F-Crew]’s main claim to fame is their title of the longest running ally in PA, formed in R1 by a few unsavoury characters (quarantined from the more sophisticated peoples of those days) huddled in a booth of McDonalds making dirty jokes about the waitress. One of the mongrolised pack, Bazz, had noticed a steady increase of people gathering around the Computer Centre of the 6th form College they sponged their bursaries from playing Planetarion. After a few more cokes and the inevitable straws up the nostrils trick a slightly dusty and flickering lightbulb appeared over Bazz’s bonce and he did utter the words which were to populize PA’s darkest corners with an undying breed of bonkers players dedicated to renouncing work, relationships, and indeed Real Life itself in their quest to be reeeallllyy annoying,
“ug urgh mumf plirffle murgh”
Or, to you and me,
“Lets join everyone together under one banner”.
And so Farnborough-Crew was born, the name a tribute to the dive whose fetid genepool created these twisted beasts. However as the other alliances evolved
[F-Crew] took a more scenic route round the universe and started increasing their memberbase with other weird and wonderful creatures they encountered, thus creating a more diverse (yet even more fetid) genepool of players. This led to a shortening of the name to
[F-Crew], and that name still stands (or slouches) today, still fighting, bighting, scratching and hair pulling in the name of their great leader, the only member of that original group with more then one braincell, Wakey, aka Wakkah Hamstah
[F-Crew] has seen a resurgence in recent rounds, In R12
[F-Crew] finished 15th, R13 saw a slight improvement to 14th, Then came R14 where Wakey and Markie (and Hells every Lunar cycle) with the able support of Joa and General1 led the minions of the crew on a serious buttock prodding raid into top10 territory, finally finishing an impressive 6th. Throughout their time in PA
[F-Crew] has been about two things, Fun, and introducing new evolutionary defects into the game. No matter what your experience or ability,
[F-Crew] will always be happy to give you a home, a community of likeminded individuals who like to enjoy the game. The team of experienced players that form the core of
[F-Crew] will help u through the oft confusing universe of PA, teaching you new skills and abilities that will stand you in good stead for the rest of your PA days.
(We hold no responsibility for any mental illnesses contracted during your stay in
[F-Crew])
So what varied and vulgar creatures still inhabit the swamps of
[F-Crew] today?
HC:
Wakey aka Simon “The Garden Gnome” Wakefield (also known as Wakkah Hamstah)
Markie aka Marc “Waterslide Yeti” de Sitter
Cm aka Aidan "Can't stay connected" Fozard
Vikman aka Vikas "The Horn Dog" Patel
-SS- aka Mike "Taking a Nap" Reyngold
Razgriz aka Dynamo "The Daddy" Kam
For a closer look (if u dare) at some of the members past and present just go to
http://fcrew.net/gallery/index.php and click on user galleries.
([F-Crew] accepts no responsibility for mental scarring upon viewing these images)
Or to chat to them about many wonderful subjects go to their Community Forums at
http://www.w1.wakeyweb.com/forum/
IRC Channel: #f-crew
Requirements: IRC Activity. Score, experience and account type don’t matter as long as you are active and willing. Also being mad helps a lot and an addiction to bacon also an advantage.
Members: Very few average humans but a lot of the mentally unstable.
Allies/NAPS: None
How to Apply: Take leave of your senses and join #f-crew on irc.netgamers.org
So come along and see for yourself why
[F-Crew] is your one stop shop for the tools to escape RL
[F-Crew] is in no legal / illegal way responsable for any misspellings or other problems that have occured to you while reading this thread.
Click here for our recruitment commercial
(Original text, by who else than, Keglomaniac)
Kudos once again you guys for an interesting read. 
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