Top 10 ways to tell your gal sucks
10. Your Parallel Alliance has errupted into Civil War over who gets to roid you first.
9. Somebody posts "oops, I built amps instead of reflectors"
8. Your GC says "Wow, we start with 24 asteroids. That's as many as I had in total last round."
7. Your MoC can't read or write English.
6. Half the galaxy is tagged with a password they found on the Alliance Recruitment forum.
5. Your GC has posted a tag password on the Alliance Recruitment forum.
4. Your galaxy is tagged [SL]
3. Your MoD was locked out of the game after getting a dozen consecutive addition problems incorrect.
2. Your MoW is still using r4 stats.
1. That "really active guy" you elected GC actually just had an asterix at the end of his name and hasn't logged in since the 27th.
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