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8 Jul 2005, 22:48
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Oh Canada!
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holy hell
hi everyone...
damn, what's goin on in the world these days? Live 8...London gets the olympics...London gets attacked...AND...my wife is pregnant!
what's up wit dat?
oh, btw...hello Aryn, hope all is well
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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8 Jul 2005, 22:50
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Gone
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Re: holy hell
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dilly_D
what's up wit dat?
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You sticked you pee pee in her and now a baby is growing in her tummy.
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8 Jul 2005, 22:52
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Oh Canada!
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Re: holy hell
oh...so THAT'S how it works
ta
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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8 Jul 2005, 22:54
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Clerk
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Re: holy hell
Where the hell have you been?
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8 Jul 2005, 22:55
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: holy hell
Shagging the missus apparently
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8 Jul 2005, 23:01
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a new low in getting high
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Re: holy hell
congrats
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8 Jul 2005, 23:10
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Gone
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Re: holy hell
If I went out and impregnated someone, would I get a thread full of congratulations?
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8 Jul 2005, 23:11
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Clerk
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Re: holy hell
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
If I went out and impregnated someone, would I get a thread full of congratulations?
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Yes.
And a paypal fund-raiser to stop the abonimation coming into this world.
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8 Jul 2005, 23:13
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Retard0r
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Re: holy hell
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Originally Posted by Dilly_D
hi everyone...
damn, what's goin on in the world these days? Live 8...London gets the olympics...London gets attacked...AND...my wife is pregnant!
what's up wit dat?
oh, btw...hello Aryn, hope all is well
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are you the father or has she been around the block?
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8 Jul 2005, 23:16
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Gone
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Re: holy hell
Pat was sterilised two days after I was born.
I missed the window of opportunity.
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8 Jul 2005, 23:40
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: holy hell
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dilly_D
hi everyone...
damn, what's goin on in the world these days? Live 8...London gets the olympics...London gets attacked...AND...my wife is pregnant!
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Congrats!!!
Edit: You really need to see Posts 44 thru 46 for best results.
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9 Jul 2005, 00:31
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Oh Canada!
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Re: holy hell
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Where the hell have you been?
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hmmm....working, finishing college (I made the honour roll!!!), being a good hubby (aka staying away from the internet lolz), umm...other than that, I've been around, just not on the net too much anymore. MSN is no longer on my puter and what not.
I know...everyone really misses me, and the forums haven't been the same since I left...soz kids, but life will go on, I promise!!
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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9 Jul 2005, 00:48
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Pandoras Box of filth
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Re: holy hell
Congratulations!
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9 Jul 2005, 05:36
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: holy hell
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Originally Posted by Dilly_D
damn, what's goin on in the world these days? Live 8...London gets the olympics...London gets attacked...AND...my wife is pregnant!
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Live 8= musical sensibilities get screwed
London get Olympics= Paris gets screwed
London gets bombed= London gets screwed
my wife is pregnant=
I think I see a pattern.
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9 Jul 2005, 05:45
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I am.
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Re: holy hell
you need to look up 'blitz mentaliity'
i myself made over 9 sepparate jokes
yeah
not ****ing foreigners though.
it loses the humour
(tact is a curious thing)
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9 Jul 2005, 05:59
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Happy
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Re: holy hell
wtf.. you go get married and don't invite me.. you jerk
btw lo. phil's here visiting for 7 weeks.. only one week left
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9 Jul 2005, 20:54
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so f*cking zen
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Re: holy hell
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Congrats!!!
Edit: You really need to see Posts 44 thru 46 for best results.
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If only i could be that amusing again :(
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9 Jul 2005, 21:00
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Happy
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Re: holy hell
we were thinking the same thing dace
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10 Jul 2005, 04:07
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Miles Teg
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Re: holy hell
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Congrats!!!
Edit: You really need to see Posts 44 thru 46 for best results.
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****ing ace...
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