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19 Apr 2005, 13:25
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
After helping rr_0 get himself some clothes and drunk I thought we should make this thread.
Now anytime poor confused little Roddy needs help, he can just come to this thread, type in what he needs, whether it be
'I am stuck in a lift. How do I get out?'
'I am dying of thirst, can I drink water from my wee-pipe?'
'I have soiled myself, how do I get rid of the smell?'
'I have eaten my hand, the stump is gangrenous. What should I do?'
'I think I'm passing out, what can I do to surv.......'
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19 Apr 2005, 13:33
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
After helping rr_0 get himself some clothes and drunk I thought we should make this thread.
Now anytime poor confused little Roddy needs help, he can just come to this thread, type in what he needs, whether it be
'I am stuck in a lift. How do I get out?'
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wait for that hunky repairman to come and get you. make sure the your skirt has a high cut in the leg and put on lots of very pink lipstick so that he can service you too when he rescues you.
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'I am dying of thirst, can I drink water from my wee-pipe?'
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yes, however don't do it for long, the toxins will kill you after a while. however it is fine in the short term - a few days tops. alternatively dig a hole in the floor, then put an empty cup in the center of the hole, and a cup full of wee away from the center. then weight a plastic sheet so that it covers the hole (like a drum) then place a stone above the empty cup, forming a cone over the empty cup. leave it like this and some of the water from the cup, and residual moisture from the air will condense on the sheet and drip into the empty cup.
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'I have soiled myself, how do I get rid of the smell?'
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wash. if this is not possible, apparently hanging around Dante or Marilyn Manson* will mask the smell.
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'I have eaten my hand, the stump is gangrenous. What should I do?'
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cut again a bit further up, removing the gangrenous lump, and then dip the horribly bleeding end into hot pitch, if it is available. alternatively seal the wound by burning it with a hot rock, piece of metal, or soak it in a urine soaked rag.
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'I think I'm passing out, what can I do to surv.......'
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hope someone resues you. or wash, it depends on how bad the smell has got from earlier.
*according to their threads, in which Dante doesnÄt wash, and MM was wearing Dante pants.
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19 Apr 2005, 14:19
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Motherfracker
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
I didn't know Dead Meat's Meat actually worked :/
Where did his baby coem from?
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19 Apr 2005, 14:26
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Angry Young Man
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
fantastic
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19 Apr 2005, 16:14
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Gone
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
I think the most likely complaint he'll have in the future is battered husband syndrome, or at least some injury arising out of excessively energetic sex.
Let me tell you, when I was at their house those two had more energy than a can of lucozade on speed.
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19 Apr 2005, 16:20
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cynic
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
why the hate DM
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19 Apr 2005, 16:21
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Gone
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
DM hates 'youngsters' enjoying themselves.* Surely you know this by now.
* And you can tell those bloody kids not to play with that bloody football anywhere near his windows, as well.
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19 Apr 2005, 16:44
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
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why the hate DM
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Hey dude, i aint h8tin'
I'm helping.
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19 Apr 2005, 17:22
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cynic
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
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19 Apr 2005, 17:35
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
It's just a bit of fun.
I didn't mean to cause any offence.
I'm sorry.
Really.*
*Really**
** You miserable git.
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19 Apr 2005, 17:37
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cynic
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
you bloody edited that you old bastard!
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19 Apr 2005, 17:41
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
I bloody edited it to say 'git' insted of 'little ****'
Happy?
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19 Apr 2005, 18:09
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Happy
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
GD likes to help
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19 Apr 2005, 18:10
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cynic
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Re: ITT we help Roadrunner_0 run his life
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
I bloody edited it to say 'git' insted of 'little ****'
Happy?
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when i first read it it didn't even have the second **
so
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