|
15 Apr 2005, 15:52
|
#1
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
I am pissed off.
Well, today is quite a shit day. It's been raining slightly in Newcastle for the last two days. That kind of steady, unending rain, which just keeps coming and shows no sign of pissing off. I aimed to go out at some point during those two days, to drink and eat trill, but the rain has not stopped.
I now have to face the unremiting torment of a weekend in doors, on duty. And I know, that come Saturday morning, the sun will be out, and the weather will be glorious, and I will be stuck in with STOMMWS. As 'entertainment.' For a whole ****ing weekend. Whilst I deal, between times, with blonde bimbos from Buckinghamshire or some equally improbable place who are doing Mongchop Studies and who have locked themselves out of their rooms for the thirtieth time this term, or even better, some drunken ****s who come in on Friday or Saturday night, and who decide to wreck the lift (Because a few seconds of cheap kicks is worth waking Manson up for an hour and a half whilst he deals with the paperwork). Oh, and to top it all, we have new arrivals. This will mean trying to convey complex notions regarding contracts, building plans and rent payments to Chinese students who have - shall we say? - less than a total command of the English language. In fact, who just nod everytime you say anything to them. Which lends a certain morbid entertainment value to any conversation. They will also arrive at 3:30 AM on Sunday morning or some equally insane time, 'cause we don't actually have times for arrival, which means they could turn up any time.
I don't even have any internet access, because the office conection is as ****ed as a Vegas whore atm.
On top of this, I have had to go out today to buy air freshner. Don't ask me why, but it had to be done. Which means I had to contend with people who are apparently on their way to a Jabba the Hutt lookalike competition and who monopolise the pavement, menopausal women with golfing umbrellas the size of Shropshire, women with pushchairs who apparently think they are driving a dodgem car, and morons who stride out in front of you just as you approach. These people are fiends, mongchops, and they want me dead. Which is okay, because I want to take them by the legs and pull them down a long flight of stairs, before setting on them with a large mallet and a pack of yorskshire terriers.
Help me GD, I think I'm losing my mind.
So yeah, I'm going completely off my head atm. And how are you?
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 15:58
|
#2
|
lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,514
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Well, today is quite a shit day. It's been raining slightly in Newcastle for the last two days. That kind of steady, unending rain, which just keeps coming and shows no sign of pissing off.
|
Is it that fine rain that soaks you through?
__________________
eXcessum
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 15:58
|
#3
|
Love's Sweet Exile
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Living on a Stair (Now Sword-less)
Posts: 2,371
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Have a hug. And a
I've done nothing productive today, I've been very lazy and played Blast-Billiards Deluxe a lot. And watched neighbours. And I ate 2 little gingerbread men. At tesco, you can get a box of 25 for under one pound, it's marvellous.
__________________
--SYMM--
Ba Ba Ti Ki Di Do
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 16:01
|
#4
|
First Disciple of Aldur
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: The Vale of Aldur
Posts: 1,470
|
Re: I am pissed off.
calm down dear.
__________________
Yeah.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 16:07
|
#5
|
BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 6,339
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JC
Is it that fine rain that soaks you through?
|
Everyone in; it's spitting.
__________________
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 16:07
|
#6
|
Twang Twang
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Where I live
Posts: 837
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Ive been writing various shite for two essays due in on tuesday while also losing the will to live.
It's all good
__________________
"I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard"
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 16:10
|
#7
|
Mistress's fluffer
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 172
|
Re: I am pissed off.
"Always look on the brightside of life...."
__________________
-= Mankind =-
::Mistress1's fluffer::
#planetarion op
#1 Galaxy Winner
#1 ********** Galaxy winner
Top 15 ********** planet
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 16:11
|
#8
|
Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,459
|
Re: I am pissed off.
I got up for a 10 o clock lecture, walked down to uni only to find it had been cancelled. I came home as I didn't have the books needed to do work in the library. Decided to get the bus back, heh I'd just walked down, wasn't gonna turn round and walk back. I rung the bell outside my house, he carried straight on so I had to walk up a bloody hill anyway. Heard draft exam timetable was out. Great - all 3 in the last week - no finishing early for Stew. All morning exams - great, insomnia the nights before no doubt.
It has got better since then and I've just done some shopping for a great fry up tomorrow after a fun night out tonight (I hope, although no doubt I shall get stabbed or something equally shit).
__________________
If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 17:12
|
#9
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Richie987
"Always look on the brightside of life...."
|
The SOMMWS bright side?
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 17:16
|
#10
|
Affectionate Nickname
Join Date: May 2002
Location: wigan
Posts: 206
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
no doubt I shall get stabbed or something equally shit
|
At least they're not likely to stab and twist, stopping the wound from healing.
And MM, our thoughts are with you. Until something good comes on TV/intarweb.
__________________
My posts represent me and me alone and have no connection to any of the communities I may or may not be involved in unless stated within my posts. Bints.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 17:40
|
#11
|
Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
|
Re: I am pissed off.
oh shut up :P
i'm confined to the house (my bed mostly) and i'm not allowed to go anywhere. the sun is shining, has been shining for the past week and i can't do anything
i'm bored out of my mind and actually begged the dr to let me go back to work and he said NO STAY HOME FOR ANOTHER WEEK. oh and btw i start physio tonight which apparently means some big guys is going to twist my knee around in ways it shouldn't and cause such pain t hat i won't remember how it hurt the first time
__________________
Where ever you go, there you are.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 00:39
|
#12
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,635
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
... and eat trill...
|
Erm, is that the same stuff I used to feed my budgerigar?
If so, have you concidered that birds and humans probably don't share the same digestive system, and thus probably shouldn't be eating the same food?
Thanks, Weeks.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 00:48
|
#13
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
|
Re: I am pissed off.
I'm listening to the baywatch theme tune and life is excellent at worst
__________________
Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 00:50
|
#14
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,635
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Your sig makes Weeks sad.
[edit] I'd just like to apologise for talking about myself in the third person. Thanks.
Last edited by Weeks; 16 Apr 2005 at 01:03.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 01:00
|
#15
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Eight internet bonus points for guessing what I had to do before I changed my signature!
__________________
Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 01:02
|
#16
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,635
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Neg rep me?
[edit] out of ideas then.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 01:06
|
#17
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
|
Re: I am pissed off.
I'm pretty sure I was implying that I watched your parents die. Apologies if this was double-reverse sarcasm, I am not so good at spotting that.
__________________
Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 01:11
|
#18
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,635
|
Re: I am pissed off.
You sig didn't appear.
I'll be sure and try to sting you with double-reverse sarcasm one-day if that'll make you happy though.
[insert witty remark here]
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 01:13
|
#19
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
|
Re: I am pissed off.
We're so happy together
__________________
Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 01:14
|
#20
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,635
|
Re: I am pissed off.
We bring love to Manson's hissy fit thread.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 12:18
|
#21
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weeks
If so, have you concidered that birds and humans probably don't share the same digestive system, and thus probably shouldn't be eating the same food?
|
Only Nazis say that.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 13:35
|
#22
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I now have to face the unremiting torment of a weekend in doors, on duty. And I know, that come Saturday morning, the sun will be out, and the weather will be glorious, and I will be stuck in with STOMMWS.
|
And I was absolutely right.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 17:38
|
#23
|
J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
|
Re: I am pissed off.
I'm only half way through a four day drinking revolution and I am already struggling.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 18:09
|
#24
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,174
|
Re: I am pissed off.
stommws?
__________________
If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
If many people are in delusion, it's called a religion.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 19:59
|
#25
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Re: I am pissed off.
stop or my mum will shoot
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 20:14
|
#26
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: I am pissed off.
'Mom'
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 21:45
|
#27
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
Yes sun ?
|
You're not my mother!
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 22:14
|
#28
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Re: I am pissed off.
damn you and your title pickyness manson!
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 22:19
|
#29
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: I am pissed off.
It's not pickeyness, it pure accuracy. The title is 'Stop or My Mom Will Shoot'. A 'Mum' doesn't come into it, my son.
Please don't defile it's title again or I shall be forced to dance naked outside your house with hamster blood smeared over my chest.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 22:21
|
#30
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Re: I am pissed off.
that would be... interesting, although lets face it, this is a village and stranger things have more than likely happened
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 22:27
|
#31
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: I am pissed off.
Like what?
|
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:16.
| |