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GD.. we need your help :\
ok. i've seen all the movies i own. and phil refuses to pick which one to watch. so it's up to you guys to solve the dilemna.
movies i have are:
13 going on 30
13 ghosts
13th warrior
dirty dancing: havana nights
double jeopardy
enough
first knight
ghost ship
glass house
identity
intolerable cruelty
last castle
mona lisa smile
ocean's eleven
princess bride
robin hood: prince of thieves
runaway bride
shark tale
shrek 2
timeline
volcano
hurray for indesicivenss
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
heh
all your movies are shit.
(shrek 2)
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31 May 2005, 03:08
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
oceans eleven
hurray for gd
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31 May 2005, 03:10
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
actually, how about you dont watch a movie and actually be sociable with each other...
eh? Are you that short of things to do after sex?
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31 May 2005, 03:11
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
you mean there's things other than sex??
wow
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31 May 2005, 03:12
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
oceans eleven was pretty bad. i own it unfortunately. Identity was short, and good until they used the phrase "indian burial ground"
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31 May 2005, 03:14
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
looks like shrek2 it is
thanks again for the help oh glorious GD
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31 May 2005, 03:20
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
Shrek2 is a good choice! Next, I would see Robin Hood. Oh how I loved that movie when I was young!
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31 May 2005, 03:21
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
robin hood is my favourite movie :P
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31 May 2005, 03:30
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
Im sure phil would like to watch dirty dancing
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
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Im sure phil would like to watch dirty dancing
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
For next time, not now because that would be stupid and you have already solved the first dilema. Anyway now im shutting up.
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31 May 2005, 05:40
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
hehe thanks pig :P
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
Those are all awful movies. Exept Shrek 2. Why did you waste money on them?
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
She's a woman, most of them are womens films... do the math.
Edit: Anonymous neg rep ftw.
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31 May 2005, 09:56
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
intolerable cruelty is a tolerable comedy 
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
Except Shrek 2 Aryn, your collection closely resembles the sort you'd expect to find in a charity shop window.
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
13 ghosts wasn't that bad, was quite scary.
I did watch it in Luton though so walking back to my car after the film was just as frightening.
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
Scene III - Canada. Phil has been at the house for 2 hours, and is lying in bed with his love, Aryn.
Aryn: Wow, that was great sex! You lasted a whole 58 seconds, I counted!
Phil: That's because I'm 1337, my dear
Aryn: You're so dreamy, Phil!
Phil: Only because I'm so in love with you
Aryn: No, because I'm in love with YOU!
Phil: Now what do we do?
Aryn: I know it's unusual for me, but I'm actually hungry!
Phil: There's that extra-extra-large bucket of chicken over there sweetie, we could... oh you've already devoured it? I was only in the loo for 5 minutes!
Aryn: 
Phil: I can't think of anything we can do that doesn't involve exercise that isn't sex
Aryn: Let's ask GD!
Phil: Yes, let's!
Aryn: Hooray for GD!
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Scene III - Canada. Phil has been at the house for 2 hours, and is lying in bed with his love, Aryn.
Aryn: Omfgjfc!! You wtfpwnd me with that great sex! But I was hoping it would last at least 3 ticks.
Phil: I can but I didn't because I ph33red you might think I'm not 1337, my dear
Aryn: You're so dreamy, Phil^!
Phil: Only because I'm so in love with you... that's why I quit PA team so I can be more inlove with you
Aryn: No!!! I JOINED PA team so I can spend more time with you... and be MORE in love with YOU!
Phil: Now what do we do?
Aryn: We can log on to some EXil planets and n00b bash some n00b players, but I'm actually hungry!
Phil: There's that extra-extra-large bucket of chicken over there sweetie, we could... oh you've already devoured it? I was only in the loo for 5 minutes!
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Phil: I can't think of anything we can do that doesn't involve exercise that isn't sex
Aryn: We can rent some movies but I don't know the coordinates to Blockbuster. Besides, that involves walking... hmm, let's ask GD!
Phil: Yes, let's!
Aryn: Hooray for GD!
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tomkat again.
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
Why would you just want to 'watch a movie' rather than any particular one? I wouldnt really say 'I feel like reading a book' if I didnt actually have something I wanted to read.
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tomkat again.
Someone pos rep him for the love of god.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tomkat again.
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
and done.
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Aryn: Omfgjfc!! You wtfpwnd me with that great sex!
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Aryn shouts out my name during/after sex? 
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Oh my ****ing god, J ****ing C?
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It's a typo probably.
It should have said "omfg kfc".
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tomkat again.
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heh, Tomkat's on fire today 
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Im sure Aryn would like to watch Phil's dirty dancing
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31 May 2005, 19:06
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
actually i'm a tad saddened by the predictability of this thread. as i was hitting 'submit' i said to phil 'well the first thing they'll do is say my movies are shit'
but this thread was brought back by TK and Demi <3
oh and JC (that's just our secret right?)
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I deliver the funny 9 times out of 10.
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actually i'm a tad saddened by the predictability of this thread. as i was hitting 'submit' i said to phil 'well the first thing they'll do is say my movies are shit'
but this thread was brought back by TK and Demi <3
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Hm actually I thought making jokes about 'u betta have teh sex0r lawl' where much more predictable then writing that your films suck. Also, in all fairness, they do. It's pretty hard to recommend a film from that list apart from some exceptions
Anyway, I would have gone for First Knight, i've always been a sucker for epic medieval stories.
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31 May 2005, 21:00
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Intolerable Cruelty? I've never even heard of that one.
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Intolerable Cruelty? I've never even heard of that one.
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
i like mindnumbing movies.
means you don't really have to think about them:P
i will be buying madagascar when it comes out. and when they get cheaper i'll prolly buy the lotr trilogy.
my movie collection is just getting started :P
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Clooney and Zeta-Jones in a romantic-ish comedy with predicable twists. OK, if you just want a mind-number.
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Any film by her should be publicly burnt and scorn heaped upon those who watch it.
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Zeta Jones is a whore and cannot act.
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what about last of the summer wine?
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It doesn't mean she isn't a whore or that she can act. It just means it's a good film.
Ocean's Twelve is a good film, but not due in any way to her presence.
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tomkat again.
oh and robin hood! you could both sing everything i do to the bucket of chicken 
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i've got that song on my playlist
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I've got "Not in Nottingham" on my playlist...
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easy mistake to make
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Re: GD.. we need your help :\
you shoudl watch the princess bride :/
I'm going to die for saying that aren't I..
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I thought Zeta-Jones was bearable in Entrapment and Ocean's Twelve.
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Those films were saved by other actors, not her.
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Shrek 2 ofc... I start laughing by just thinking about the movie (the donkey in particular!).
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