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17 Mar 2005, 23:32
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"You Might be..."
Just for fun, expanding on the race 'sterotypes'. I bet people can come up with better ones than me 
You might be a zik player if the first instinct on seeing a car is checking if the keys are still in it
You might be an xan player if your motto is "big swords rule; shields are for wimps"
You might be a Terran player if you drive around in a tank with a waterpistol turret 
You might be a Cathaar player if .... :S ... you like 'stunning' people
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18 Mar 2005, 00:15
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Ex-Visionary
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Manchester, Eng
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Re: "You Might be..."
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
You might be an xan player if your motto is "big swords rule; shields are for wimps"
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lol if only you knew how right you were ROFLMAO,
or maybe xans are clever and hide :P
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18 Mar 2005, 00:17
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PA Team
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Re: "You Might be..."
The ideal vechical for an xan is probably a tank with nitros fuel, and all the armour removed to add extra turrets :-)
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18 Mar 2005, 00:41
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Retired
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Rogaland, Norway
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Re: "You Might be..."
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
You might be a Cathaar player if .... :S ... you like 'stunning' people |
Do I qualify if Im just stunning? :/
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18 Mar 2005, 00:41
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The Original Terran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Afghan atm
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Re: "You Might be..."
the real micheal jackson is cloaked, is he xan?
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The following is a list of problems found in various places throughout the manual and game. We love you Noah!
Written by Kloopy Wed Mar 16 22:06:43 2005 
Retired just for a bit....
Proud to have been 1up, SiN, Wolfpack, Bluetuba and the leader of ARK.
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18 Mar 2005, 02:57
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Re: "You Might be..."
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Originally Posted by TheRat
Do I qualify if Im just stunning? :/
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Yep, you're just that ugly.
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18 Mar 2005, 13:18
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Pimpin Spoon
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Holland
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Re: "You Might be..."
You might be an xan player if your motto is "big swords rule; shields are for wimps"
^^ Nice one
Everyting is replacable 
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<Desse> go away
<Desse> you are retired
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18 Mar 2005, 14:33
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;D!
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: "You Might be..."
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
You might be an xan player if your motto is "big swords rule; shields are for wimps"
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Peter Molyneux. :|
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18 Mar 2005, 16:32
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: UK
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Re: "You Might be..."
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Originally Posted by noah02
the real micheal jackson is cloaked, is he xan?
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brilliant!!!
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The ideal vechical for an xan is probably a tank with nitros fuel, and all the armour removed to add extra turrets :-)
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no, a tank isn't lightweight or cheap enough for xans!
but whatever they drive, your right about the extra space for turrets
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20 Mar 2005, 03:14
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Ex-Visionary
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Manchester, Eng
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Re: "You Might be..."
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Originally Posted by Goafer LX
no, a tank isn't lightweight or cheap enough for xans!
but whatever they drive, your right about the extra space for turrets |
how about a C reg ford fiesta loaded up with big FAT n00b cannons :P
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r3 TSU, Leech
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r11 NoS (16:9:10)
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r14 xVx Head BC (2:8:3)
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20 Mar 2005, 04:16
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Re: "You Might be..."
You might be a zik player if you are a kleptomaniac
You might be an xan player if you get ninja tendencies when someone annoys you
You might be a Terran player if you stay behind your computer 24/7 because its safer then the real world
You might be a Cathaar player if you would love to go streaking everytime you see a football match
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20 Mar 2005, 05:16
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: "You Might be..."
you might be a zikonian player if you are into agriculture.
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20 Mar 2005, 05:24
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the Sacred Pervert
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
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Re: "You Might be..."
You might be a Terran if you're very muscular, hairy and sweating all the time, but have a brain that is smaller than a booger of a Cathaar peon (sorry noah  --)
You might be a Cathaar if ice-fishing is your idea of a vacation.
You might be a Xan if you like Thai boxing.
You might be a Zik if you're associated with any of these organizations: the Latinos , the Asian Persuasion, or the Brothers United Posse
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20 Mar 2005, 07:26
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
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Re: "You Might be..."
i'm xan and posess a huge e-penis.
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20 Mar 2005, 08:16
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Re: "You Might be..."
lol you wish
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20 Mar 2005, 18:16
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The Original Terran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Afghan atm
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Re: "You Might be..."
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Originally Posted by demiGOD
You might be a Terran if you're very muscular, hairy and sweating all the time, but have a brain that is smaller than a booger of a Cathaar peon (sorry noah --)
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Tiz ok your forgiven
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introduction-Gramma
The following is a list of problems found in various places throughout the manual and game. We love you Noah!
Written by Kloopy Wed Mar 16 22:06:43 2005
Retired just for a bit....
Proud to have been 1up, SiN, Wolfpack, Bluetuba and the leader of ARK.
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20 Mar 2005, 22:54
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Internal Error
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the Netherlands
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Re: "You Might be..."
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
The ideal vechical for an xan is probably a tank with nitros fuel, and all the armour removed to add extra turrets :-)
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im no fuel :/
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21 Mar 2005, 00:19
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Propaganda Chief
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Under the Rainbow
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Re: "You Might be..."
You might be a Cathaar if you are an smoking and happy hippie
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21 Mar 2005, 02:59
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Avenger of Calamari
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Alberta, Canada
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Re: "You Might be..."
HillBilly's guide to PA races
Cathaar: Billy joe in a large suit of armor, handing out large quantities of 99.5% absynthe (alcohol) to his enemies.
Zikonian: Billy joe in someone else's suit of armor stealing Bobby Joe's shotgun and using it against him.
Xan: Billy joe in suspenders and overalls, wielding 3 shotguns which he got at Shots R us for a 50% discount
Terran: Billy joe in a trailer wielding pea-shooters out all the windows.
It was late when I thought this up... apologies if it's not quite as funny next time I read it =/
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