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14 Apr 2003, 18:44
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What's the only thing that separates animals from people?
The English channel.
I laughed for a solid minute :)
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14 Apr 2003, 18:47
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Has Soup On His Head
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In Wales, its a crowbar.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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14 Apr 2003, 18:48
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That's almost as funny as a heart-attack.
:e_chick:
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14 Apr 2003, 21:45
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-=Murderous Plush Toy=-
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made me smile
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14 Apr 2003, 23:04
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tehe
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14 Apr 2003, 23:16
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
In Wales, its a crowbar.
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I resent that implication.
No sissy crowbar will seperate me from the sheep.
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Weighs heavily on me like unwilling sleep,
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14 Apr 2003, 23:42
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Heres me getting all happy because I had come up with an answer for the question in the title:
"Humans use cutlary"
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15 Apr 2003, 01:08
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Actually, chimpanzees use sticks to poke into holes of ant hills.
the ants crawl onto the stick, the chimp pulls it out, and licks/slurps the ants off.
I saw it once, David Attenborough nature thingy, he r0cks btw
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15 Apr 2003, 01:24
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my gf was annoyed so I used this joke to make her laugh... it worked and she was happy... therefore I salute you.
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15 Apr 2003, 17:04
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KILL THE FRENCH
er, i mean, great joke, yeh, thats the one...
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15 Apr 2003, 17:27
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share the <3
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the great thing about that joke is that it doesnt say which are the animals or people, thus it can easily be used either side of the channel.
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15 Apr 2003, 17:52
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well, done my first smile all day, will tell that to my mates in the pub tonight
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15 Apr 2003, 19:56
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
the great thing about that joke is that it doesnt say which are the animals or people, thus it can easily be used either side of the channel.
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If you live in UK, the implication is very clear
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15 Apr 2003, 21:47
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People have crossed the Channel since prehistoric times. Currently there are both people and animals on both sides, and international travel is simple to both humans and many animals (though Britain likes to quarantine domestic animals). I don't quite see your point.
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15 Apr 2003, 23:39
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
People have crossed the Channel since prehistoric times. Currently there are both people and animals on both sides, and international travel is simple to both humans and many animals (though Britain likes to quarantine domestic animals). I don't quite see your point.
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I actually thought, as I loaded this thread that is, will queball be gay enough to try and insult me through this. I decided yes.
ALCOHOLIC IRISHMEN NEVER LOSE CHUCKLES!!!
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15 Apr 2003, 23:42
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
ALCOHOLIC IRISHMEN NEVER LOSE CHUCKLES!!! [/b]
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They lose to Liver Failure EVERY SINGLE TIME CHUCKLES!!!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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15 Apr 2003, 23:47
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
They lose to Liver Failure EVERY SINGLE TIME CHUCKLES!!!
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Better than being an angst-ridden ex-scot of dubious sexual leaning.
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15 Apr 2003, 23:54
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Better than being an angst-ridden ex-scot of dubious sexual leaning.
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How can a person be an ex-scot?
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15 Apr 2003, 23:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ulysses
How can a person be an ex-scot?
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He lived in scotland, now he doesn't. I'm insinuating he's so awful even Scotland rejected him.
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