A Film QUIZ

[CrashTester]

Guess the 10 films I'm talking about from the dodgy descriptions I give (based on memory). Some descriptions contain red herring clues and inaccuracies!


1. Big retarded black dude gets executed on death row for doing magic tricks.

2. Geezer with bad teeth is frozen and defrosted some years later to catch a camp, but evil, mastermind.

3. Some bloke, and ex criminal, has to teef some cars in a couple of days or his brother gets his nads blown off by some evil dude. He has trouble nicking the last one because the bugger wont start, or something.

4. A white guy and a black guy who thinks he is funny team up to kill the worst scum in the universe, the Iraqi kurds.

5. The king of the jungle dies and his kid has to be the king but a nasty uncle dont think he should be and sets out to kill him.

6. A video tape is found which was made by a group of professional film makers on a camping trip. When it is watched, the audience is treated to an hour or so of childing teenager pranks, which scares the sheite out of some of the film makers.

7. Some bloke loses a finger in a fight and with it goes his wedding ring or something. He dies and becomes a ghost sort of thing and tries to get his jewelry back but some one else has found it and got a group of friends together to help him take it to a pawn brokers.

8. Geeky teenager tries to get the girl next door to shag him until one day he relizes he does a pretty good impersonation of a creepy crawly. He figures that dressing up in a spandex costume while doing this may put her off though, so stops bothering.

9. A group of amorous teenages do local men 'favours' and 'odd jobs' so they can get money to go cheerleading. Stars Kim Basinger.

10. Some looney little kid keeps harping on about how he can see people looking at him. His mum tries to ignore it but really he is getting on her tits. Anyway, one bloke understands and they become good friends.

[Leshy]

1. The Green Mile
2. Demolition Man
3. Gone in 69 seconds
4. Lethal Weapon
5. The Lion King
6. The Blair Witch Project
7. ...
8. ...
9. ...
10. The Sixth Sense

[SilverSmoke]

1. green mile?

2. demolition man?

5. Lion King?

6. blairwitch project?

10. sixth sense?

[pablissimo]

If 9 isn't Debbie Does Dallas I'll be disappointed.

[Apothos]

2 is Austin Powers isnt it?

[Supernova9]

8 = Spiderman

[menth0l]

Originally posted by Apothos
2 is Austin Powers isnt it?

[CrashTester]

OK, the following have been correctly identified by posters;

1.The green mile
2.Austin Powers
3.Gone in 60 seconds
5.The Lion King
6.The Blair witch project
8.Spiderman
9.Debbie Does Dallas x
10.The sixth sense


Still 2 more...

[alastair18]

Originally posted by CrashTester
4. A white guy and a black guy who thinks he is funny team up to kill the worst scum in the universe, the Iraqi kurds.

Men in Black?

[CrashTester]

Originally posted by alastair18
Men in Black?

Yes!

Only number 7 to get.

[Oribtal]

sounds like Lord of the Rings, no?

[CrashTester]

And some more.........



1. Group of old friends get back together to go on holiday to a haunted theme park which the owner reckons is haunted. One of the guys brings his dog.

2. A police man has to find out who is killing people. Whilst doing so he starts to fancy a suspect who is writing a book, strangely enough she shows him her pet beaver, a part of the film I have never understood.

3. A group of losers go into a remote house for an unknown media company to try and win a 1 million dollar prize. All they have to do is still be there after 6 months. Well at the end of the 6 months no-one wins the prize.

4. An orphaned brat can do magic tricks and is paid for by his dead parents to go to a school that teaches magic tricks to kids. When he gets to Kings Cross station to catch the train there he meets a ginger kid with freckles and they become friends.

5. A nobby teenager, who looks like a greasy italian, gets picked on by other kids who give him a good hiding. As he is running away and old japanese dude helps see of the bullies and says he will teach the greasy iti martial arts. But the old geezer must is a peado or something and just uses him to clean his cars and paint stuff.

6. An asian bird sneaks off to play football with other girls. When her family find out they go mental and try and arrange a marriage for her I think. Oh no, that was her sister.

7. A bloke is sent back in time to look after some bird because she is going to get pregnant one day. Well she does but only because the geezer sent to look after her shags her one night. Anyway, then another dude is sent back to kill the baby. The two blokes sent back from the future then start fighting.

8. Aliens crash on earth and they all manage to leg it back to space except for one of the dozy little twats. To make things worse, he forgot to bring his mobile but some kid helps him make one out of toilet rolls and coat hangers.

9. Two geeks try to make a gorgeous looking bird by wearing bra’s on their heads and scanning bits of naked women into their old IBM XT computers. Well bugger me if it didn’t work and a stunning english brunette showed up.

10. Some old scientist tries to recreate dead animals using nats pi55. When he does, they go ape shiete and start wrecking the joint. Luckily its on an island though

[Oribtal]

1)Scooby Doo
2) Basic Instinct
3)
4)HArry ****ing Potter
5) Karate kID
6)
7)
8) ET
9)
10) The island of doctor Moreau

[Evil Skragg]

1. Scooby Doo
2. Basic Instinct
3. My Little Eye?
4. Harry Potter
5. Karate Kid
6. Harry potter
7. The Terminator
8. ET
9. Weird Science
10. Jurassic Park

[CrashTester]

Between Orbital and Evil Skragg, you got all right except number 6.

and still no-ones got number 7 of the previous one! Im sure most of you have seen it

[Structural Integrity]

Originally posted by CrashTester
1. Group of old friends get back together to go on holiday to a haunted theme park which the owner reckons is haunted. One of the guys brings his dog.

2. A police man has to find out who is killing people. Whilst doing so he starts to fancy a suspect who is writing a book, strangely enough she shows him her pet beaver, a part of the film I have never understood.

3. A group of losers go into a remote house for an unknown media company to try and win a 1 million dollar prize. All they have to do is still be there after 6 months. Well at the end of the 6 months no-one wins the prize.

4. An orphaned brat can do magic tricks and is paid for by his dead parents to go to a school that teaches magic tricks to kids. When he gets to Kings Cross station to catch the train there he meets a ginger kid with freckles and they become friends.

5. A nobby teenager, who looks like a greasy italian, gets picked on by other kids who give him a good hiding. As he is running away and old japanese dude helps see of the bullies and says he will teach the greasy iti martial arts. But the old geezer must is a peado or something and just uses him to clean his cars and paint stuff.

6. An asian bird sneaks off to play football with other girls. When her family find out they go mental and try and arrange a marriage for her I think. Oh no, that was her sister.

7. A bloke is sent back in time to look after some bird because she is going to get pregnant one day. Well she does but only because the geezer sent to look after her shags her one night. Anyway, then another dude is sent back to kill the baby. The two blokes sent back from the future then start fighting.

8. Aliens crash on earth and they all manage to leg it back to space except for one of the dozy little twats. To make things worse, he forgot to bring his mobile but some kid helps him make one out of toilet rolls and coat hangers.

9. Two geeks try to make a gorgeous looking bird by wearing bra’s on their heads and scanning bits of naked women into their old IBM XT computers. Well bugger me if it didn’t work and a stunning english brunette showed up.

10. Some old scientist tries to recreate dead animals using nats pi55. When he does, they go ape shiete and start wrecking the joint. Luckily its on an island though

1) Scooby do
2) ??
3) I know which one it is... FFS...
4) Harry Potter
5) Karate Kid
6) ??
7) Sound like something from "as the world turns"
8) ET
9) Weird Science ??
10) Jurassic Park

[Apothos]

6. Bend it like Beckham?

[CrashTester]

Originally posted by Apothos
6. Bend it like Beckham?

YES!!

..and what's Number 7 of the previous quiz??

[Evil Skragg]

Right, yer dicking with my head know.
WTF is 6? Whatelse could it be aparrt from Bend it like Beckham?

[Evil Skragg]

OOps, just realised my heinous typing error....

[Geeza]

Originally posted by CrashTester

6. An asian bird sneaks off to play football with other girls. When her family find out they go mental and try and arrange a marriage for her I think. Oh no, that was her sister.

Originally posted by Evil Skragg

6. Harry potter

Which version of harry potter did you watch?

[Ap0k]

Originally posted by CrashTester
7. Some bloke loses a finger in a fight and with it goes his wedding ring or something. He dies and becomes a ghost sort of thing and tries to get his jewelry back but some one else has found it and got a group of friends together to help him take it to a pawn brokers.

the crow

duh

[MAdnRisKy]

7 of the previous list is LOTR the fellowship of the ring.

pfffffffffft wedding ring............. that's the dodgiest red herring I ever heard

7 from the current list is the terminator.

you're all very bad :/

[Leshy]

Originally posted by MAdnRisKy
7 of the previous list is LOTR the fellowship of the ring.

I can't believe I missed that

[Mong]

CrashTester: There's more to movies than Hollywood.

M.

[CrashTester]

Originally posted by MAdnRisKy
7 of the previous list is LOTR the fellowship of the ring.

Correctamundo!

[CrashTester]

Originally posted by Mong
CrashTester: There's more to movies than Hollywood.

M.

I know, like bollywood and french arty farty ones. I might do some later, but try these ones for now;


1. Three professors get sacked and decide to start their own company making haunted places not haunted anymore. They get a car, premises and some equipment and then start advertising themselves on TV. Very soon they are into something big.

2. A young dude is travelling around an exotic place and hears of a fantastic place on a nearby island but where noone is allowed to go. One day him and some buddies decide to swim to it. When they get there they bump into some drug dealers and hippies.

3. Some guy sneaks into a building with his crew at christmas time while everyone is upstairs having a party. Using guns and bombs they hold everyone hostage for a billion squid or something but there is someone who they ddidn’tsee who is an off duty copper putting a spanner in the works.

4. All these people are walking around like zombies eating crap and bits of blown up other zombies. A few blokes realise something is wrong and take a look into it only to discover the zombies are aliens using humans for food.

5. Some crazy fools put each other into carts and smash them into walls and a midget kicks his own head in. Oh and another guy who was in it beat his dad up before.

6. The canadians screw things up again by making a film with two comedians who use toilet humour and obscene language. Some kids see it and start cursing at which point their mums get a bit arsy. USA declares war on Canada I think.

7. A priest is at home with his kids and brother (the misses is dead) and one day he goes outside and see’s a big circle in his field. Then aliens come. I think the sheit it a bit at this point.

8. There are these two fellows, one is a retard, not just a little bit but very retarded. Anyway, they get in a car and go to Las Vegas where I think the simple dude cheats but wins money. I think they are brothers.

9. Some scientists are in the desert and they find this big stone circle. When they take it away and a look at it, they find that it has got water in the middle. When I came back from the toilet there was egyptians and aliens in it.

10. There is a black bloke and a white bloke. The black bloke talks to the white blokes wife one day and finds out she is pregnant, her husband doesn’t know. At the time he is out trying to find out who is killing people in a special way. I think one way is that he forces the guy to eat tons of spaghetti bolognaise because he is a greedy fast bar steward. Then the wife gets her head chopped off I think.

[Apothos]

1. Ghostbusters
2. The Beach
3. Die Hard?
4. ?
5. Jackass the Movie?
6. South Park, Bigger, Longer Uncut?
7. Signs
8. Rain Man
9. Stargate
10. Seven

[Leshy]

4. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (?)

[queball]

4. The Faculty?

[CrashTester]

No 4 of the last one is not The Faculty or Invasion of the body snatchers.

Its fairly old (80's I think) but I think it was done by a very well known director, but not 100% on that

[SilverSmoke]

4. V

[djbass]

1. Scooby Doo
2.
3. Sounds almost like House On Haunted Hill except for the six month thing. It also kinda sounds like Big Brother heh.
4. Harry Potter
5. Karate Kid
6. Bend It Like Beckham
7. The Terminator
8. ET
9. Weird Science
10. Jurassic Park

=[DJ Bass]=

[queball]

Originally posted by CrashTester
No 4 of the last one is not The Faculty or Invasion of the body snatchers.

Its fairly old (80's I think) but I think it was done by a very well known director, but not 100% on that

I was thinking The Time Machine or Soylent Green, but of course those aren't 80s and don't have aliens. Is it shown on TV occasionally?

[CrashTester]

Originally posted by queball
Is it shown on TV occasionally?

I dont think so, although, you may find channel 4 will show it once in a blue moon if they have one of those seasons where they will show anything.

Its a tricky one but I think the director who did LOTR did it early in his career.

[Apothos]

Braindead?

[CrashTester]

Do you want me to do any more of these?

[CrashTester]

Originally posted by Apothos
Braindead?

Well I hope I havent made a mistake, but no that isnt what I was describing. Same sort of thing by the same guy if Im correct.

[djbass]

4. All these people are walking around like zombies eating crap and bits of blown up other zombies. A few blokes realise something is wrong and take a look into it only to discover the zombies are aliens using humans for food.

Bad Taste

=[DJ Bass]=

[queball]

Originally posted by CrashTester
Do you want me to do any more of these?

[Leshy]

Originally posted by CrashTester
Do you want me to do any more of these?

[Apothos]

Originally posted by CrashTester
Do you want me to do any more of these?

[CrashTester]

Originally posted by djbass
Bad Taste

=[DJ Bass]=

YES!!!

[CrashTester]

1. A couple of crims take a family hostage and steal their camper wagon. They have to drive to Mexico. On the way, one of the bandits eyes up the daughter ‘cos he wants to bag her, he doesn’t but he might do later. Anyway they get to the bar club thing they are going to quite late but its open all night so everyone goes in and has some beer. Very soon there is death and mayhem as some of the barmen and dancers start killing people with their fangs.

2. This copper who is new to the district is shot at close range by some villians notorious for killing the police. When his partner finds him he is in a bad way and is taken away. Unknown to anyone he is pronounced dead but part of his body is used to make a cyborg. He is then the top cop around and starts clearing up the all the crime.

3. All these people are on a boat sailing to america I think. There is this bloke who fancies this bird, she is a rich bitch and he is common scum. Anyway, they fart around a bit at the front of the boat (I think she does a superman impression) and the boat sinks. Everyone dies I think.

4. Earth is under attack from outer space. These creatures are throwing stuff at the planet and blowing up whole states. Earth decides to go and attack so it sends lots of space ships up and a big war starts on the aliens home planet. At the end, noone really wins but the humans do kill a lot of the aliens.

5. Terrorists hijack an american warship while everyone is having a party. It turns out its just a disgruntled employee but he is a bit miffed off. Luckily though some bloke from the kitchen, who looks like a big fat pansy to be honest, does some martial arts and kills them all.

6. A couple is on a boat sailing around the carribean I think (miles from anywhere) and they find a boat in distress. On the boat is a bloke who they let come on board, he seems nice. After a while though he turns into a nutter and starts wrecking the joing and trying to kill the man and woman. They beat him up though and get him arrested.

7. Santa clause has been kidnapped and taken to some nasty place full of horrible creatures that usually only come out on halloween. I don’t know why they kidnapped him but he isnt happy. I cant remember how it ends but there is a bit of singing and dancing in it, oh and a skeleton.

8. Some twat in a stupid mask is going around scaring people on a university at the same time as people are dying. I think these two events are related. Anyway, some bird from the telly shows up and eventually the find out that the people in the mask WAS also killing the people. It ended when lots of people were dead and lots more were scared.

9. This little fellow, not much bigger than a dwarf, finds out he has a brother who is living on an island. He goes and meets him and finds out he is really big and strong. They look funny together and get into a fight or two, and get girlfriends and stuff. Nothing else much happened.

10. All these blokes fancy this bird, she is not bad looking. One pretends to be a raspberry ripple (cripple) and another is a private investigator who pretends to be rich and kind. There is another bloke she had a date with when she was a teenage and they go out again. She uses spunk in her hair as hair gel! Anyway, one of them gets the girl and the others don’t.

[Ragnarak]

1) from dusk till dawn

[Ragnarak]

2) robocop

3) titanic

5) under siege

7) nightmare before christmas

8) scream

[Apothos]

4. Starship Troopers

6. Dead Calm

9. Twins (?????)

10. Theres something about Mary

[Ragnarak]

9) Twins?

don't really remember the film very well but the one with Arnie and Deveto in it

[CrashTester]

yeah, I think you got them all!! I'll think up some harder ones...

No 9 was indeed Twins with arnie and devito

[CrashTester]

1. A scientist blasts off into space with a ball player and some bird in his rocket. They end up on some plenet where people bleed green blood. There is a lot of fighing and the human bird is taken to marry the ruler of the planet. With the help of lots of other people and creatures from the planet they eventually manage to escape, defeating the ruler in the process

2. A couples car breaks down on a long deserted road so they walk to the nearest house. They are in luck, someone is in and having a party! They get a bit scared tho when there is thunder and lightning and the house master has created a monster. The quests are happy, weird but happy, and all singing and dancing

3. Some geezer coming out of the pub gets blinded by a flash of light. After that he can read really fast, learn languages and is generally very clever, he can even do telekinesis. But at the end he dies

4. Lots of english white blokes are all lined up to kill loads of black blokes. The white ones have guns and the black ones have spears but they must outnumber them by a thousand to one. The blacks won

5. An american woman and her boyfriend along with an english acomplice steal some gems. The americans try to double cross the brit but he hides the gems. The american bird then secuced the brits lawyer in an attempt to find out where the jewels are hidden. A hitman is hired to kill and old lady and kills her dogs.

6. An old geezer and a young woman try to steal a lot of dosh on the eve of the millenium from banking houses in Kuala Lumpa. They do it, just and they both escape happily ever after

7. A young kid hacks into the US military computer and starts playing a war simulation game. Actually he has just fired some missiles at Russia and about to start world war three. Stupid twat.

8. A soldier in vietnam is hit by a mine and blinded. The locals find him and teach him how to cope with blindness and also how to be an excellent swordsman (as you do when you are at war and you find an injured enemy soldier in your manor). Anyway, he goes back to american and kicks a few peoples arses. I think they are drug dealers or something.

9. Aliens invade earth but the americans whip there arse and send them packing.

10. A mouthy little c*nt still in nappies wise cracks his way through this film. I don’t remember if it had a story other than making a baby talk.