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9 May 2005, 21:42
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
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Online Poker
I've noticed that a few people round here have taken up playing poker online. I was just wondering, do the games come with some sort of in-game messaging service. And if so, what do you say? Take the opportunity to smack talk? Things like "How d'you like me now, bitch!" (when you win a hand) or "Just fold already, sucka!" or "Yo momma plays better poker than you do!"
If you played online poker and there was an in-game messaging function what would you say?
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9 May 2005, 21:45
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: Online Poker
I don't say anything. When people start talking it's either complaining about a bad beat or saying something stupid. I get enough of that from people whose opinions I actually give a vague shit about.
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9 May 2005, 21:46
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Re: Online Poker
I normally say something like, "Does 2 pair beat 3 of a kind?" Hustle 'em hardcore.
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9 May 2005, 21:46
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Re: Online Poker
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
When people start talking it's either complaining about a bad beat or saying something stupid.
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We may have been at the same table once.
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10 May 2005, 10:11
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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Re: Online Poker
I sometimes chat at the table, usually to congratulate someone on a well played hand. Especially if I was on the bad end of it, courtesy costs nothing after all.
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rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
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10 May 2005, 10:23
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Re: Online Poker
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderman
I normally say something like, "Does 2 pair beat 3 of a kind?" Hustle 'em hardcore.
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I don't know Does it?
Can you win this interweb poker by randomly clicking the buttons? Because, if you can, I wouldn't mind winning $3000.
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10 May 2005, 11:57
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: Online Poker
On the internet "nice hand" translates as "how the **** can you play that trash in a raised pot you ****ing idiot?!?!"
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10 May 2005, 13:25
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Online Poker
I normally say "figures" in that kind of situation JBG.
Well i did.
My chat facility has recently been suspended (for some unknown reason which i haven't been arsed questioning).
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10 May 2005, 13:38
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Re: Online Poker
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
I normally say "figures" in that kind of situation JBG.
Well i did.
My chat facility has recently been suspended (for some unknown reason which i haven't been arsed questioning).
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figures
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10 May 2005, 15:20
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: Online Poker
sometimes I chat with people in tourneys for a few reasons, firstly there was this guy called badger, and he was talking allllllllllll the time, was a good tactic as no one wanted to call him as they made friends on the internet.
I figure if you are nice to people they are less likely to call you than previously when you are nobody
other than that I say
nh = nicehand if they had like pocket aces
gg = if they knock me out, or i knock someone out
or the one im trademarking on ladbrokes
:sigh: = they called with a shit hand and won
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