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Unread 18 Nov 2004, 20:38   #1
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They forgot my birthday. How to take advantage of the situation.
So I'm a student and I live together with 7 other students (I don't know how you call that in your silly language. Anyway, thats not the point).

At the start of the school year, someone made a paper with all birthdays written on it and taped it to the kitchen door. Everyone was delighted my birthday was so soon and they would all be eating cake and shit.
Well, today is my 18th birthday, I didn't care enough to tell anyone and noone remembered either. I don't really care because I forget birthdays on a regular basis, but as always, I want to take advantage from the situation.

Obviously, sometime during the following weeks, someone will look at that stupid paper and see they missed my birthday. Then I think there are two possibilities:

* They are angry with me because I didn't remind them and didn't get cake and stuff. I don't really expect this to happen because the "landlord" (thats the right word, right) would have taken care of organising a party (He must have forgotten too).

* They will feel guilty about all forgetting this "special day in my life". This is where I should be able to take advantage, but I'm still wondering how I should react to this when the time comes so everyone will feel sorry for me and buy me stuff!

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Or:

* they wont give two shits as missing it has saved them money.

Seriously tho, the guilt trip is the way forward.
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Re: They forgot my birthday. How to take advantage of the situation.
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* They say something like "Oh, I forgot your birthday... happy birthday still! When's the party?" and walk away.
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So I'm a student and I live together with 7 other students (I don't know how you call that in your silly language).
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Re: They forgot my birthday. How to take advantage of the situation.
Tell em to buy some cases of beer and get everyone drunk.
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Re: They forgot my birthday. How to take advantage of the situation.
It's your 18th and you're going to let it go by just so you can gloat and make them feel guilty later? What...

Why dont you point out it's your birthday, go out tonight and get drunk, and pass out hugging a toilet? It's the English way! And you should try to be more English.
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Re: They forgot my birthday. How to take advantage of the situation.
im not particularly for the whole 'trying to be english' thing.

HOWEVER... if any of my housemates forgot my birthday id be very very pissed off at them. And you should be too.

also it wouldnt happen, for one thing id be reminding them beforehand to ensure presentage
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Re: They forgot my birthday. How to take advantage of the situation.
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im not particularly for the whole 'trying to be english' thing.

HOWEVER... if any of my housemates forgot my birthday id be very very pissed off at them. And you should be too.

also it wouldnt happen, for one thing id be reminding them beforehand to ensure presentage

Presentage? The extent of the presents that everyone I know buys each other is a pint while out that night.
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I don't really expect this to happen because the "landlord" (thats the right word, right) would have taken care of organising a party (He must have forgotten too).
Your landlord organises parties for you? :eek:

We just get told off for making a mess.
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Presentage? The extent of the presents that everyone I know buys each other is a pint while out that night.
Yeah, ditto. If it's your birthday you shouldn't pay for any drinks, as everyone else is supposed to buy them for you. And in return, you buy drinks for them on their birthdays. Girls tend to buy presents, but not blokes.
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I'd laugh in the face of a friend who got annoyed at me for forgetting their birthday, hopefully your flatmates will do the same to you.
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Re: They forgot my birthday. How to take advantage of the situation.
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Your landlord organises parties for you? :eek:

We just get told off for making a mess.
maybe the word "party" doesn' fit here, I mean a table, some chairs and a pie.
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maybe the word "party" doesn' fit here, I mean a table, some chairs and a pie.
that's a pie eating contest, hon
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So I'm a student and I live together with 7 other students (I don't know how you call that in your silly language. ).
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"London"
Depends if the 'house' they were lving in was actually a cardboard box. They're living in a box, they're living in...

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Am I living in a box
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Am I living in a cardboard box
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I always thought it was "I am" not "Am I"
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