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Unread 6 Dec 2004, 15:42   #1
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People who use the toilets when they should use the urinals

This is something that pissed me off today...

I needed a shit at about 1, so went to the toilets downstairs at uni, only to find some tosser standing up and pissing because his penis is too small for him to get it out in public (one assumes). After waiting around awkwardly for a few minutes he left, and i went in... to find that there was no toilet paper. I went round to the storeroom next door to take some (i dont think you should really do this but if the staff are going to let it run out i see no problem) and went back into the toilets... only to find ANOTHER arsehole pissing there. I waited another few minutes, went in, and guess what i find? Some piss spattered over the top of the toilet seat.

people like that should burn in hell.
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Unread 6 Dec 2004, 15:44   #2
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Unread 6 Dec 2004, 15:46   #3
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Re: People who use the toilets when they should use the urinals

that annoys me just on the basis of people should piss in the urinals and not worry, I have a mate who does that, its like your in a toilets absolutely full to the brim, waiting for a urinal or a toilet, he waits for a toilet, not like im gonna look at him ffs,
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Re: People who use the toilets when they should use the urinals

two new people at work (niether of which seem to speak any english) always use the same cubacle, together, at the same time every day. i (literally) pissed myself laughing the first time. i think they're undercover reporters like that "i don't like urinals" guy in the BNP documentary who went in there to change the tape in his camera.
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I was at a 'club' at the weekend in my home town and loads of women came into the blokes toilets, ushered by the bouncer - kinda put me off tbh.
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i always thought people used the toilets for something else than pissing (or taking a dump)
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Re: People who use the toilets when they should use the urinals

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I was at a 'club' at the weekend in my home town and loads of women came into the blokes toilets, ushered by the bouncer - kinda put me off tbh.
I've used the mens loos on many occasions and we really arent that interested in watching you pee (well, most girls aren't. I guess theres always a few...) In that kind of situation I'd more expect them to be thinking 'Thank God theres a cubicle, otherwise I need to go so bad I'd be over there trying to use the urinal too...' . In most clubs girls wont want to use the mens cause it almost invariably smells. Its a lot harder for a girl to miss and pee on the floor, even when shes drunk.
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Actually, I always use the toilet if there is someone else in the urinals (unless I'm drunk or dying for a pee). It's not that I'm "scared someone will see my penis" or anything like that. I just have some psychological problem, it's weird. I simply can't piss if there is someone in the same urinal as me. I don't get worried or nervous, I just simply find it impossible to urinate. It takes me ages to get it to come out. I have no idea why it is, and I've always been like it.

I know I'm not the only person who does it either. Quite a few men simply can't piss in the urinals if someone else is there. I'd love to be able to, I have no problem standing next to another guy with his todger out. It's some deep psychological thing that I simply can't fix.

Saying that, when I do go into the cubicle to do it, I always close the door as I'm kind of embarassed that I used that instead of the urinal.
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Piss all over the handle of the door before you leave.

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Actually, I always use the toilet if there is someone else in the urinals (unless I'm drunk or dying for a pee). It's not that I'm "scared someone will see my penis" or anything like that. I just have some psychological problem, it's weird. I simply can't piss if there is someone in the same urinal as me. I don't get worried or nervous, I just simply find it impossible to urinate. It takes me ages to get it to come out. I have no idea why it is, and I've always been like it.

I know I'm not the only person who does it either. Quite a few men simply can't piss in the urinals if someone else is there. I'd love to be able to, I have no problem standing next to another guy with his todger out. It's some deep psychological thing that I simply can't fix.

Saying that, when I do go into the cubicle to do it, I always close the door as I'm kind of embarassed that I used that instead of the urinal.
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Actually, I always use the toilet if there is someone else in the urinals (unless I'm drunk or dying for a pee). It's not that I'm "scared someone will see my penis" or anything like that. I just have some psychological problem, it's weird. I simply can't piss if there is someone in the same urinal as me. I don't get worried or nervous, I just simply find it impossible to urinate. It takes me ages to get it to come out. I have no idea why it is, and I've always been like it.

I know I'm not the only person who does it either. Quite a few men simply can't piss in the urinals if someone else is there. I'd love to be able to, I have no problem standing next to another guy with his todger out. It's some deep psychological thing that I simply can't fix.

Saying that, when I do go into the cubicle to do it, I always close the door as I'm kind of embarassed that I used that instead of the urinal.
This entire post is so riddled with potential for faggot-accusation, penis-size jokes, watersports and the like, I just don't know where to start...
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I think that the reason that the person urinates inside the stall intead of the Urinal is because he is trying to pull a quikie off. Thats the only logical explanation.

I mean, who looks at penises while pissing. I certainly don't. Plus, just because you cant see it doesnt mean its small. So, my opinion on this matter is that the guy is in the stall, in privace jacking off and then just stops and put's it away when you come in.

Thats the most obvious solution.
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Actually, I always use the toilet if there is someone else in the urinals (unless I'm drunk or dying for a pee). It's not that I'm "scared someone will see my penis" or anything like that. I just have some psychological problem, it's weird. I simply can't piss if there is someone in the same urinal as me. I don't get worried or nervous, I just simply find it impossible to urinate. It takes me ages to get it to come out. I have no idea why it is, and I've always been like it.

I know I'm not the only person who does it either. Quite a few men simply can't piss in the urinals if someone else is there. I'd love to be able to, I have no problem standing next to another guy with his todger out. It's some deep psychological thing that I simply can't fix.

Saying that, when I do go into the cubicle to do it, I always close the door as I'm kind of embarassed that I used that instead of the urinal.
same here, although i can't use a urinal even if there's noone else there
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Actually, I always use the toilet if there is someone else in the urinals (unless I'm drunk or dying for a pee). It's not that I'm "scared someone will see my penis" or anything like that. I just have some psychological problem, it's weird. I simply can't piss if there is someone in the same urinal as me. I don't get worried or nervous, I just simply find it impossible to urinate. It takes me ages to get it to come out. I have no idea why it is, and I've always been like it.

I know I'm not the only person who does it either. Quite a few men simply can't piss in the urinals if someone else is there. I'd love to be able to, I have no problem standing next to another guy with his todger out. It's some deep psychological thing that I simply can't fix.

Saying that, when I do go into the cubicle to do it, I always close the door as I'm kind of embarassed that I used that instead of the urinal.

I've got exactly the same 'problem' but I don't care to tell people around me that i've got a ****ing pissblock.

And yes, I see loads of people having the same problem, all queing up at the toilet without shitting.
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Re: People who use the toilets when they should use the urinals

I use the Urinals all the time, and I get to meet interesting people doing it.

Like the Russian Overseas Student who was screaming while taking a piss at how in his country bouncers wouldn't treat him like that and he would have them killed, he apparrently got Turned away from the Garage in Glasgow and was now beside me at a urinal in the Strathclyde Union.

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Also why is there always a big clump of pubes in urinals? Who puts them there? Do people just yank loads of pubes out for fun?


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I like the way people are following my lead and admitting they don't like urinating with other men there (or even, just can't). I was beginning to think I was a freak.

I agree with Stew - it's when you start to think too much about it. But I always am thinking about it before I even undo my flies, so the FEAR HITS ME STRAIGHT OFF.
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You ever try it again some now and then? It's so silly standing there for 5 minutes with your penis in your hand without any urine coming out.
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If I stand there, I know it will come out (eventually... in the time it takes for the people next to me to leave and new people replace them, and then leave too). I hate it though, when I go, get it out, have a couple of guys near me, realise it won't come out for at least 2 minutes, kind of walk away and head into a toilet.

I'm hoping they think "I needed a number 2, not number 1" but it's still embarassing. Especially because as soon as I get in the cubicle, I'm out within 30 seconds.

Public toilet etiquette sucks
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I was in the public toilets in Eldon Square, and I opened a the doors to one of the loos to find a man having a crap.

He was remarkably amicable about it, really.
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This is something that pissed me off today...

I needed a shit at about 1, so went to the toilets downstairs at uni, only to find some tosser standing up and pissing because his penis is too small for him to get it out in public (one assumes). After waiting around awkwardly for a few minutes he left, and i went in... to find that there was no toilet paper. I went round to the storeroom next door to take some (i dont think you should really do this but if the staff are going to let it run out i see no problem) and went back into the toilets... only to find ANOTHER arsehole pissing there. I waited another few minutes, went in, and guess what i find? Some piss spattered over the top of the toilet seat.

people like that should burn in hell.
I do that. Its force of habit. If i feel like having a moment of solitude whilst im reliving this mornings cup of tea, then you need to have a big **** off sign outside that says "Thou shalt not pee in the cubicles".

Else get off my plane of existence and onto one where there are nothing but cubicles.

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I have no qualms with using a urinal, even if there's two Hell's Angels using the adjacent ones.
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I like to sit when pissing.

I have no problems using a urinal (and generally will if in a hurry) but I prefer to rest.
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Each to their own. Who are you to act so inconsiderate to criticise somebodies' (possible) insecurities.
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Never really had that trouble as I hate having a crap in public toilets so the only time I need to use them is to throw up.
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Did i just see the last bastion of Irish Internet Humour suddenly deliver the Coup De Grace with a "LOL U R GHEY" comment?

A moment of silence please ladies and gentlemen. The internet is now officially dead.
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Welcome to the twilight zone.









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A moment of silence please ladies and gentlemen. The internet is now officially dead.
Seconded. I'm Irish.

I know it is probably beyond you, but do try to overcome the stereotypes you confine yourself to- ["I thought gays weren't supposed to be angry"]
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Seconded. I'm Irish.

I know it is probably beyond you, but do try to overcome the stereotypes you confine yourself to- ["I thought gays weren't supposed to be angry"]
But I'm a raging homo and I'm always pissed off at shit. Like this thread or the colour of the sky or the fact my dad used to beat me whenever I preferred to sit inside and play with my dolls instead of joining a rugby team. Don't judge me man.
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE IRISH INQUISITION!

Failure on rule #3 of the internet. Never try to make a witty putdown or show knowledge on a subject. You will always be beaten by someone shouting completely inane random gibberish.
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Failure on rule #3 of the internet. Never try to make a witty putdown or show knowledge on a subject. You will always be beaten by an Irishman shouting completely inane random gibberish.
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I like your avatar kura. It has a certain je na sais quoi with an added bit of joie de vivre and a latin phrase I forget accompanied by a not so witty one-liner spelt incorrectly.

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Nice.

Sorry if i "judged" you. I can't stand the close-minded tho [oxy-moron, i know] (which you are not a member of, i might add)

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I like your avatar kura. It has a certain je na sais quoi with an added bit of joie de vivre and a latin phrase I forget accompanied by a not so witty one-liner spelt incorrectly.

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I like your avatar kura. It has a certain je na sais quoi with an added bit of joie de vivre and a latin phrase I forget accompanied by a not so witty one-liner spelt incorrectly.

Y'dig?
Oh, and id like to bitterly complain about your current performance on another fantasy football game played by a small group of people in this community, in which you somehow predicted the comeback to form of Paul Scholes whilst the rest of us languished with a Lampard/Pires/Ljungberg midfield.

I hate you and your fairy folk premonitions.
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Actually, I always use the toilet if there is someone else in the urinals (unless I'm drunk or dying for a pee). It's not that I'm "scared someone will see my penis" or anything like that. I just have some psychological problem, it's weird. I simply can't piss if there is someone in the same urinal as me. I don't get worried or nervous, I just simply find it impossible to urinate. It takes me ages to get it to come out. I have no idea why it is, and I've always been like it.

I know I'm not the only person who does it either. Quite a few men simply can't piss in the urinals if someone else is there. I'd love to be able to, I have no problem standing next to another guy with his todger out. It's some deep psychological thing that I simply can't fix.

Saying that, when I do go into the cubicle to do it, I always close the door as I'm kind of embarassed that I used that instead of the urinal.
I think alot of people have this (as indicated by the other posters) I know I do, I don't care though, it never was a problem for me.
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Re: People who use the toilets when they should use the urinals

I had a conversation with my friends about a week before scholes scored his first goal in which I predicted that once he got his first goal he'd be banging them in. When I got home I randomly put him in as I saw Utd have the easiest fixture list imaginable over the past 3 and next 7 weeks. One up for the footballing genius.

PS Hasselbaink got a goal and an assist tonight as well

And I now have Lampard in my other team (brought him in for an under-performing juninho, although I should probably have left it for another week considering who chelsea are playing next). Also thinking about dropping klos for carroll and bringing in terry for riise. Opinion?
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I had a conversation with my friends about a week before scholes scored his first goal in which I predicted that once he got his first goal he'd be banging them in. When I got home I randomly put him in as I saw Utd have the easiest fixture list imaginable over the past 3 and next 7 weeks. One up for the footballing genius.

PS Hasselbaink got a goal and an assist tonight as well

And I now have Lampard in my other team (brought him in for an under-performing juninho, although I should probably have left it for another week considering who chelsea are playing next). Also thinking about dropping klos for carroll and bringing in terry for riise. Opinion?
Chelsea have kept more clean sheets this season than they did the entirety of last season I think. Which tells me that Terry will continue to score more points than any other defender, since he has carte blanche along with Gallas to get forward at every opportunity, but at the same time, will play more games than Gallas.
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What the christ??
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Chelsea have kept more clean sheets this season than they did the entirety of last season I think. Which tells me that Terry will continue to score more points than any other defender, since he has carte blanche along with Gallas to get forward at every opportunity, but at the same time, will play more games than Gallas.
Aye terry, lampard and cech are pretty much the only chelsea players I'd consider having in my team. I'm afraid of a chelsea slip-up in form (god knows it has to happen eventually) but even then they'll probably just have a load of 0-0 draws heh.
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How did a thread about pissing end up talk ing about football?

Well, actually, I can kinda see a link there....
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Re: People who use the toilets when they should use the urinals

This kind of thread is created from time to time.

Last time wasn't too long ago either.

About the "pissing in the urinals" thing as has been previously mentioned its a "mental thing" which has nothing to do with penis size (fear) rather its a "i feel vulnerable in this position and danger is all around" type of thing *shrug*
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I use the cubicle so i can clean my penis in the sink (wich is *shockar* inside the cubicule)
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I use the cubicle so i can clean my penis in the sink (wich is *shockar* inside the cubicule)
I have a shower at home I use.
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can't any fagot just walk into the gents, walk up to a urinal, take a piss, wash hands and walk out.

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Get your crappy football posts out of this thread!

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