Re: CSI (The original , now subtitled "Las Vegas" , because of shitty Spinoffs)
CUT TO: Close up of Husband's hand on blade of knife
Husband pushes knife slowly and deliberately between two of the Clown's ribs.
CUT TO: Close up of clown's face
Clown's eyes grow wide with shock. Faint circus theme plays in background
CUT TO: Closeup of Husband
HUSBAND: Who's smiling now, Clown?
CUT TO: Wide shot, Husband and Clown
Husband releases grip on knife, Clown staggers backward a half step.
CUT TO: Close up on Husband's arm/hand
Husband obtains cream pie and starts singing along loudly to clown theme
CUT TO: Close up on Husband's face
HUSBAND: Aw, you're looking a little sad. Here, maybe THIS'll cheer you up!
CUT TO: View through Husband's eyes
Pie hits Clown's face at pace, pie contents distributed comically
CUT TO: Close up on Husband's clown-painted mouth
Husband laughs manically, possibly ejaculates on corpse
CUT TO: Close up of Husband's hand
Husband toots large circus clown horn loudly twice, 'toot toot!'
SMASH CUT: Fly-by scenes of Las Vegas
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