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27 Sep 2004, 11:34
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Next goal wins!
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If you could say one sentence on live tv...
ok, assume millions of people are watching and you have 5 seconds to speak on live tv, all over the world. Or something.
personally, id say "be nice, do drugs, c.unt c.unt fuc.k fuc.k"
without the dots obviously
ok, gogogo, bored at uni, need entertainmeeent
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27 Sep 2004, 11:37
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
I'd say 'Opera is shiet'
~Vaio~
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Yes, I know he is dead !
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27 Sep 2004, 11:39
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
"I'm the secret love child of Hillary Clinton and William Shatner"
The resultant offers for my story from tabloid newspapers should pay the bills for a bit.
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27 Sep 2004, 12:07
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Chief over all Monkeys
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
"George Bush, Tony Blair, Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Ariel Sharon and others closely connected to them are ****ing ****s. Religion is stupid"
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27 Sep 2004, 12:17
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lolly roffle
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
'I want my 15 minutes of fame.'
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27 Sep 2004, 12:26
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Heh
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
If I could say one sentance on TV, this is it
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27 Sep 2004, 13:02
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Happy
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Location: Canada eh
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
'hi mom'
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27 Sep 2004, 13:26
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Guy next door
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
turn off your televisions morons
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27 Sep 2004, 13:49
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Henry Kelly
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
'Babbabouie, babbabouie, Howard Stern's penis, babbabouie, babbabouie'
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27 Sep 2004, 14:04
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a little bit broken
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
i would probably just turn my nose up slightly and walk away
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27 Sep 2004, 17:18
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
"I HAVE A BOMB"
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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27 Sep 2004, 17:25
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
'You are watching quality television. At its best. Now die.'
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27 Sep 2004, 17:28
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Airvatar
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
"The television is the retina to the minds eye"
(it's four a.m so i cant come up with a better Videodrome quote but it would be something from that)
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27 Sep 2004, 17:31
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
I'd moon the camera.
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27 Sep 2004, 17:32
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Banned
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
Don't Let Them Fool You! The Stargate Program Is Real!
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27 Sep 2004, 19:04
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(.) (.)
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Location: NI
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
i'd say
j lo dont mean shit to me
p diddy dont mean shit to me
ja rule dont me shit to me
f.uck you alicia keys
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27 Sep 2004, 19:11
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
"My penis is 11 inches long and as thick as my wrist. My mobile number is xxxxx-xxxxxx. Come look me up bitches"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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27 Sep 2004, 19:15
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
"I killed JFK."
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27 Sep 2004, 21:36
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Clerk
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
Presuming I had prior-warning to this I'd simply give the URL of a web-site and say "If you like to think, go here : xxxxx."
At which site I'd have my philosophy outlined in all it's glory.
If it was a spontaneous thing, I'd probably advertise some existing URL or a book or something. That's the best I could hope for. It's not like we live in a totalitarian state where you can bring a system crashing down with one insightful comment like "Did you ever notice we never ever see Big Brother?" or somesuch. Anything you could say (e.g. "Think in different patterns" or "Question authority" or "Fight the power") would immediately sound stupid and trite. Chomsky's commented on this before in some of his works.
Alternatively, I'd simply say something incredibly tasteless about gay nig*ers or something.
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27 Sep 2004, 22:00
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
'Calm down, it's only me.'
Then again, I've been on TV more than once.
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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27 Sep 2004, 22:00
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share the <3
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
id just scream 'television drug of a nation' and moon
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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27 Sep 2004, 22:16
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Weeeeee
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: leeds
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Re: If you could say one sentence on live tv...
i've being trolley racing in a supermarket when some news crews( bbc look north)(it was when leeds did the love parade and everyone was in the local safeway) were filming and i shouted "****ing hell" as we raced past the camera
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