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Chika · 21 Apr 2006, 09:32

Recently, a few events happened in my life that have convinced me that a few "society hyped" happenings are actually shit.

1. Sex with a virgin (From Male and Female point of veiw). A male can't get any good ****ing pumps in without the female wanting to slow-down, or stop completely. For a female, the male comes entirely to fast, and in any comparison, the male has no ****ing good moves.

2. A Degree (In almost anything)- A guy with 5 years work experience also has 5 years "people" experience. Hence, knows how to get that raise every year etc. Plus he is more reliable because he isn't a stuck-up college boob that can get any job he wants. Specialty Certifications in certain job fields 9 times out of 10 could rendor you a higher starting pay. Like a Certified Nurse, technically, depending on the hospital, could land more money in a big city hospital, than a small town doctor.

3. Big savings account- If you die, the money generally goes to someone that you don't want it to, unless you wrote a Will. I wonder how many people that died before 30 had a Will. :|

4. Cool Car. If you need a car to be cool, you have a small penis. Which is generally sad. Leads me to.....

5. A big penis- A big penis is hugely overrated because the average person thinks that they don't have one. A penis is 3 sizes (4 for the people who have disorders)
small, good, and big. A good penis is anywhere between 5"-7" and a girth of about a 'D' battery. Anything bigger, most decent educated women are ****ing scared of it!!
A woman with aspirations of having a husband and children, doesn't want to risk it with a big ****ing pole ramming her sacred hole.

Thats all I can think of atm. But if you desire any of these things, chances are, you can just say **** it, and generally you will be fine. ( The degree is a toss-up)

SbOlly · 21 Apr 2006, 10:22

Is this just a coy way of posting :

"I've just had sex with a VIRGIN with my MASSIVE cock, while at uni getting my DEGREE spending my HUGE savings account on a awesomely COOL car!"

?

Leshy · 21 Apr 2006, 10:25

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Originally Posted by Chika

3. Big savings account- If you die, the money generally goes to someone that you don't want it to, unless you wrote a Will.

If you're dead, you're not going to care about who your worldly possessions go to. What with the being dead and all.

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4. Cool Car. If you need a car to be cool, you have a small penis.

If you need a car to be cool yourself, then you are generally not. If you need a car that is cool itself, then hell yes. If you can afford it, why drive some standard issue car when you can also get that stylish sportscar?

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Anything bigger, most decent educated women are ****ing scared of it!!
A woman with aspirations of having a husband and children, doesn't want to risk it with a big ****ing pole ramming her sacred hole.

Penis size is probably the same like breast size. Most people fantasize about doing it with someone who has a huge one or a huge pair, but there's only a relatively small portion that actually prefer it. Having said that, it's a matter of personal taste.

Androme · 21 Apr 2006, 10:35

Where's Muslim when you need him.

Alessio · 21 Apr 2006, 10:44

The only good thing about sex with a virgin is, well, that she is a virgin
they tend to do nothing
The thing is, it's so hyped that you have to do it to feel forfilled in life
otherwise you will never realise it's actually not that good
So yes, its overrated
Personally I don't like the idea of 'used' girls and i'll take a virgin over a pro anyday

People without a degree, but start a business, are the once that can get rich
A degree means your gonna work for a boss, and no boss is gonna make you rich
I also know a degree doesn't shows what you can do, but what you have done
It's overrated, except if your looking for some financial security

I don't know about having a big savings account
As long as you spend it it's handy

A cool car tells alot about a person's income
so it's not overrated, its your rl business card

And after hearing alot of girls talking about a big penis I think its more a guys fantasy then a girls
if you plan on doing a virgin, they don't recognize a big penis anyway

That said, I enjoy all the overrated stuff I can get

Dante Hicks · 21 Apr 2006, 11:03

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Originally Posted by Alessio

A cool car tells alot about a person's income
so it's not overrated, its your rl business card

Oh dear.

Having said that, I'm not sure a lot of those things are "rated" by many people. I've never heard of a woman wanting to have sex with a male virgin, for instance. And "cool" cares are only there to impress brainless morons (sup Top Gear viewers).

A degree isn't particularly useful in some fields, but going to university is a worthwhile experience. Good luck practicing law or medicene with a degree however.

Alessio · 21 Apr 2006, 11:15

For me it's a matter of personal preference
I do realise it's all bollocks, but it's not a bad thing

I love overrated stuff
Nothing beats overrated and society hyped shit

Impressing brainless morons is one of my goals

Dante Hicks · 21 Apr 2006, 11:43

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Originally Posted by Alessio

Impressing brainless morons is one of my goals

Self satisfaction is always a worthy goal.

JammyJim · 21 Apr 2006, 12:04

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Originally Posted by Chika

Recently, a few events happened in my life that have convinced me that a few "society hyped" happenings are actually shit.

1. Sex with a virgin (From Male and Female point of veiw). A male can't get any good ****ing pumps in without the female wanting to slow-down, or stop completely. For a female, the male comes entirely to fast, and in any comparison, the male has no ****ing good moves.

This did occur to me. And i agree kind of because tbh Virgins for all the hype seem a bit crap. Its not like they can 'surprise' you by doing something OMG FANTASTIC

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2. A Degree (In almost anything)- A guy with 5 years work experience also has 5 years "people" experience. Hence, knows how to get that raise every year etc. Plus he is more reliable because he isn't a stuck-up college boob that can get any job he wants. Specialty Certifications in certain job fields 9 times out of 10 could rendor you a higher starting pay. Like a Certified Nurse, technically, depending on the hospital, could land more money in a big city hospital, than a small town doctor.

Depends on what Job you are doing and in many businesses theres an invisible wall you hit if you dont have a degree (much further up the food chain). You wont be able to get promoted anymore etc. or so i hear anyway.

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3. Big savings account- If you die, the money generally goes to someone that you don't want it to, unless you wrote a Will. I wonder how many people that died before 30 had a Will. :|

If you die then who cares? And if you die young surely it would goto next of kin which would be your parents or siblings?

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4. Cool Car. If you need a car to be cool, you have a small penis. Which is generally sad. Leads me to.....

I dont understand this one. A car can be immensly cool (hi Lamborghini) but this doesnt make the person inside cool. It just means that when he puts his footdown people all around go 'holy shit ive crapped my pants because i thought satan had emerged from the bowles of the earth'.

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5. A big penis- A big penis is hugely overrated because the average person thinks that they don't have one. A penis is 3 sizes (4 for the people who have disorders)
small, good, and big. A good penis is anywhere between 5"-7" and a girth of about a 'D' battery. Anything bigger, most decent educated women are ****ing scared of it!!
A woman with aspirations of having a husband and children, doesn't want to risk it with a big ****ing pole ramming her sacred hole.

OMG SNAP!
My dick is so massive women have gone 'omg is that a 2 by 4 in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?' then they have run away screaming 'omg omg its so big i dont think i could possible have that inside me omg omg omg'

Deepflow · 21 Apr 2006, 12:29

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Originally Posted by JammyJim

OMG SNAP!
My dick is so massive women have gone 'omg is that a 2 by 4 in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?' then they have run away screaming 'omg omg its so big i dont think i could possible have that inside me omg omg omg'

Sup penis buddy

JonnyBGood · 21 Apr 2006, 12:41

6) Being black.

I painted myself black the other day and walked around for a good six hours with my pants just above my knees but people just looked at me funny and laughed

furball · 21 Apr 2006, 14:03

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

And "cool" cars are only there to impressive brainless morons (sup Top Gear viewers).

sup

There's no reason why having a cool car must mean that the person driving it has it only to be cool. Personally I want to drive a 'cool' car some day (a Porsche 911 is the dream), but it's because it allows me to appreciate driving on a greater level(due to the car's capabilities). I don't feel the need to look cool.

Dead_Meat · 21 Apr 2006, 14:22

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Originally Posted by Alessio

A cool car tells alot about a person's income
so it's not overrated, its your rl business card

There are so many people living in shitty houses in Florida who have massive, expensive, leased SUVs parked outside sporting 20" rims and all the rest of that crap.

The reason they're parked outside is because the dumb f*cks can't afford the 5mpg petrol costs on their McDonald's wage.

Spastics.

IncubusGod · 21 Apr 2006, 15:37

The whole 'Sex with a Virgin' thing, I'm pretty sure that if it's hyped it's hyped only with regards to a guy doing a female virgin.
Not sure I know any girls who would like to be doing some guy who'd more than likely pop off in about six seconds flat.

But I agree, whoever thinks it might be good is just deluding themselves. Though if you're dating the girl, then if you're crap in bed then she'll never be able to tell.
And if you're fantastic in bed, well then if you ever break up every other guy after will more than likely seem shit by comparison.
Win win.

Though personally I've found it wasn't only sore for them. Tightness is also overrated.

Leshy · 21 Apr 2006, 20:06

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

And "cool" cares are only there to impress brainless morons (sup Top Gear viewers).

Out of curiosity, what is wrong with "cool" cars, and why would Top Gear viewers be brainless morons?

MrL_JaKiri · 21 Apr 2006, 20:42

The Band of Accuria is pretty overrated.

Phang · 21 Apr 2006, 20:47

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

And "cool" cars are only there to impress brainless morons (sup Top Gear viewers).

this is entirely true. i continue to harbour ambitions of owning an MGF, but lets be honest: it's the vanity factor that's nine-tenths of the thing. the acceleration is just frosting.

on a side note, clarkson wrote a fantastically awful article for the times last month which I may type up later. Basically he insists that environmentalists are worse than fascists because he doesn't want their arguments to be true. He spins two pages out of this, and not with allusions: he pretty much says this right out.

G.K Zhukov · 21 Apr 2006, 20:47

U2 and Pink Floyd. Both are overrated.

Nodrog · 21 Apr 2006, 21:41

I wish people would stop with this 'an education is only useful if it gets you a job!' nonsense. Most educated people who existed before our culture become a decadent anti-intellectual shitfest would have laughed in your face.

Alessio · 21 Apr 2006, 21:45

The Dalai Lama laughs in everyone's face

Nodrog · 21 Apr 2006, 21:46

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Originally Posted by Phang

on a side note, clarkson wrote a fantastically awful article for the times last month which I may type up later. Basically he insists that environmentalists are worse than fascists because he doesn't want their arguments to be true. He spins two pages out of this, and not with allusions: he pretty much says this right out.

Doesnt the Clarkson creature write for the daily star or the Sun? Im sure I can remember reading some appalling nonsense by him which reminded me of an even more populist version of Richard Littlejohn.

Blastoderm · 21 Apr 2006, 22:02

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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

6) Being white.

I painted myself white the other day and walked around for a good six hours with my pants just above my stomach but people just looked at me funny and laughed

http://images.thetimes.co.uk/TGD/pic...,205659,00.jpg

Alessio · 21 Apr 2006, 22:04

Chuck Norris is definitively not overrated

Blastoderm · 21 Apr 2006, 22:05

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Originally Posted by Chika

1. Sex with a virgin (From Male and Female point of veiw). A male can't get any good ****ing pumps in without the female wanting to slow-down, or stop completely. For a female, the male comes entirely to fast, and in any comparison, the male has no ****ing good moves.

I don't remember coming too fast. It took ages. I mean an hour later.

All Systems Go · 21 Apr 2006, 22:43

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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov

U2 are overrated.

JonnyBGood · 22 Apr 2006, 00:30

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Originally Posted by Blastoderm

http://images.thetimes.co.uk/TGD/pic...,205659,00.jpg

Yeah dude but that guy's a billionare.

Made his money selling slaves am i right?

Dace · 22 Apr 2006, 00:34

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Made his money selling slaves am i right?

trading souls actually

roadrunner_0 · 22 Apr 2006, 00:47

dace likes ****ing virgins because of the screams when their hips dislocate

(sorry dude, harsh i know)

Chunderbunny · 22 Apr 2006, 06:54

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Originally Posted by Chika

2. A Degree (In almost anything)

So, your not enjoying Japan anymore?

coffee- · 22 Apr 2006, 07:44

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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov

Pink Floyd. [Both] are overrated.

Chika · 22 Apr 2006, 09:05

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Originally Posted by Chunderbunny

So, your not enjoying Japan anymore?

Japan is ace.

But erm, I am not in Japan for school if that was what you were implying. Though I do attend school. <3

Hicks · 22 Apr 2006, 12:33

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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

The Band of Accuria is pretty overrated.

I don't know it's pretty nice for dual weild fury with the 2% hit.

MrL_JaKiri · 22 Apr 2006, 12:38

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Originally Posted by Hicks

I don't know it's pretty nice for dual weild fury with the 2% hit.

It's not really a rogue or hunter item like most people seem to think it is, though.

Dante Hicks · 22 Apr 2006, 16:28

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Originally Posted by Leshy

Out of curiosity, what is wrong with "cool" cars, and why would Top Gear viewers be brainless morons?

The car thing isn't totally uniform, but there is an element of car fanboy-ism which is kind of similar to wanting a diamond stud in your teeth or obsessing over the latest Prada handbag. Obviously there are plenty of positive aspects to car culture (I have a lot of respect for people who do extensive work on their own vehicle, for instance) but generally if I'm speaking to someone and they start going on about the latest Ferrari, I'm ticking a mental box which says "This person could be a tosser".

And as for Top Gear, I can't imagine how anyone could watch it, without being one.

Leshy · 22 Apr 2006, 16:46

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

generally if I'm speaking to someone and they start going on about the latest Ferrari, I'm ticking a mental box which says "This person could be a tosser".

That's a bit prejudiced, don't you think? Do you feel the same about someone who would start talking about the new Airbus, or the new space station that's being built? How about people who start talking about a new movie, or about the latest song from a certain band?

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And as for Top Gear, I can't imagine how anyone could watch it, without being one.

I occasionally do. It's quite a fun show in which they show a whole bunch of good-looking cars. I don't really see how it is different from someone regularly watching a cooking show, or someone regularly watching a fashion show. Different people have different interests, I don't see how that should immediately make someone a tosser.

Dante Hicks · 22 Apr 2006, 16:55

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Originally Posted by Leshy

That's a bit prejudiced, don't you think?

Yes. I'm a very prejudiced person (seriously).

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Do you feel the same about someone who would start talking about the new Airbus, or the new space station that's being built?

It depends. In general, not - it's an associative thing really. But if people are talking about the new Ferrari from an engineering point of view I'd have a lot more time for them than if they were just wanking over its curves or whatever. A friend of mine used to work in aeronautic engineering and he did used to talk about the Airbus and it was mildly interesting to hear some of the more specific details. But that can easily slip into being a wanker if they were obsessed with it's "raw power" or something (witness people who get over excited by tanks like Zhukov for instance).

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How about people who start talking about a new movie, or about the latest song from a certain band?

I don't see them as the same, or even similar. If every movie was pretty much the same and we wouldn't even get to see it because movie tickets for this particular film was £100,000 then yeah I would think it all rather pointless.

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I occasionally do. It's quite a fun show in which they show a whole bunch of good-looking cars. I don't really see how it is different from someone regularly watching a cooking show, or someone regularly watching a fashion show.

It depends on the type of show. Cooking shows tend to be educational (as can types of fashion shows). But shows just wanking over the new armani tend towards the "shit" end of the spectrum too.

G.K Zhukov · 23 Apr 2006, 17:32

Dante discriminates my kind

I will drive a t-34 over his little weak body!

Nodrog · 23 Apr 2006, 17:49

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

The car thing isn't totally uniform, but there is an element of car fanboy-ism which is kind of similar to wanting a diamond stud in your teeth or obsessing over the latest Prada handbag. Obviously there are plenty of positive aspects to car culture (I have a lot of respect for people who do extensive work on their own vehicle, for instance) but generally if I'm speaking to someone and they start going on about the latest Ferrari, I'm ticking a mental box which says "This person could be a tosser".

Yeah man, think of the all the bleeding edge graphics cards they could buy with that money instead.

demiGOD · 23 Apr 2006, 18:00

I have a nice car, and a big dick..

How you like me now?

Dante Hicks · 23 Apr 2006, 18:05

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Originally Posted by Nodrog

Yeah man, think of the all the bleeding edge graphics cards they could buy with that money instead.

Graphic card whores are pretty stupid too, but at least there's some reason to have newer hardware. If new roads were being introduced that required new engines to drive down then obviously the car upgrades stuff would make more sense.

Flavius · 23 Apr 2006, 18:42

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

Graphic card whores are pretty stupid too, but at least there's some reason to have newer hardware. If new roads were being introduced that required new engines to drive down then obviously the car upgrades stuff would make more sense.

My 2001 laptop still works. Why would I upgrade to a newer one with a more recent graphics card?

MrL_JaKiri · 23 Apr 2006, 18:48

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Originally Posted by Flavius

My 2001 laptop still works. Why would I upgrade to a newer one with a more recent graphics card?

I put a serious reply here, but I've now edited it out to just put: :downs:

Deepflow · 23 Apr 2006, 19:04

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Originally Posted by Flavius

My 2001 laptop still works. Why would I upgrade to a newer one with a more recent graphics card?

Some people play games on PCs I hear

Kurashima · 23 Apr 2006, 19:20

Tarantulas were overrated.

Flavius · 23 Apr 2006, 21:42

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Originally Posted by Deepflow

Some people play games on PCs I hear

Some people like their driving experience to be better I hear too

Chunderbunny · 24 Apr 2006, 00:58

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Originally Posted by Chika

Japan is ace.

But erm, I am not in Japan for school if that was what you were implying. Though I do attend school. <3

I mean, the oppurtunities available for you to get a visa without a degree in Japan are from little, to none.

pig · 24 Apr 2006, 01:28

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Originally Posted by demiGOD

I have a nice car, I have a big dick, I sleep with a different women each nite and I have aids..

How you like me now?

fixed

Chika · 24 Apr 2006, 02:30

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Originally Posted by Chunderbunny

I mean, the oppurtunities available for you to get a visa without a degree in Japan are from little, to none.

Er. I don't want a Visa in Japan. If I did, I have a Japanese Citizen for a wife.
People from places like UK and US rarely tend to care for Visas from countries other than the US or UK.

JammyJim · 24 Apr 2006, 03:11

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Originally Posted by demiGOD

I have a nice car, and a big dick..

How you like me now?

isnt your car a ricer from what i remember?

JammyJim · 24 Apr 2006, 03:15

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

Graphic card whores are pretty stupid too, but at least there's some reason to have newer hardware. If new roads were being introduced that required new engines to drive down then obviously the car upgrades stuff would make more sense.

do you mean upgrades as in 'omg look at my wikkid ass flashy underglow and acetastic new airfilter with my biggerthanmycock exhaust aight'

or do you mean 'they just released a new Ferrari that replaces the old one. Lets all have a communal wankathon to celebrate'

???