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Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
key : stuart - skiddy
emma - hells angel
mike - roadrunner
andrew - MM
mark - MrL_Jakiri
sam - ebany
Dace - cock
Right, stuart and emma picked me up from durham coach station at about 8pm on friday night, i bought a 1.5 litre vodka and stu bought 24 bruuun ales and a bottle of rum. I got back to mikes house and met everyone (save cock) for the first time. None of them really looked how i expected them to look, which was weird, but once id managed to work out who everyone was, that was fine. I decided to use the "be brash and insult everyone fast" tactic to get to know everyone, and it seemed to work.
Everyone got drunk and watched aliens vs predator then argued about d&d for what seemed like half an hour, which is actually more fun than it sounds. Later that night i challenged stu to a fight over irc and we went into the road and woke up all of mikes neighbours (and mike), it was larks. Then mark picked me up and i wouldnt let him put me down (hes so lovely and cute and cuddly , and he reminds me of boris johnson). Anyway, shortly afterwards, everyone went to sleep/had sex, i think.
The next day everyone there went into town, where mark spent SEVENTY POUNDS on shit dvds of shit shit movies, including far too many for me to go into. The highlight of them looked to be BODY MELT however. The film where a pregnant womans placenta leaves her body, hides, and then attacks her husband. That line had me laughing and unable to talk for at least 2 minutes in the shop. It probably wont have the same effect on any of you, but im better.
Anyway, eventually we all got back and watched SPIDERS with mikes housemate lee coming in now and again (hes cool and funny also, and knows about computers ). Anyway, it was very very good in a very very bad way. or possibly the other way round. Mark got his black suit completely soaking however, when at one point something stupid happened in the film (the SPIDER grabbed someone from behind and dragged them off, but it looked amusingly shit) and splurted milk out through his mouth and nose in laughter, getting it all over his normally annoyingly composed self. Then i stole his seat while he cleaned up.
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31 Aug 2004, 00:39
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Heh
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Re: Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
I would host a housewarming, but who the **** wants to go to wales? If the answer is ME and there are at least 5 that say ME then I might consider it
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31 Aug 2004, 00:44
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Re: Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
The geek : girl ratio seems quite high.
If you can guarantee a better one I may show up to it.
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31 Aug 2004, 00:49
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Heh
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The geek : girl ratio seems quite high.
If you can guarantee a better one I may show up to one.
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If there is 5 and my wifes friends come round it will make it better, that and the fact it will be around uni freshers week time if it were to happen (time to organise/get beer in)
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31 Aug 2004, 01:37
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Re: Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
More, bring forth the story!
And get that torrent done tomorrow stuey
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31 Aug 2004, 14:06
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im TIRED still
ill do it later... honest
and as for the girl/geek thing, i didnt really mind. So many of the people i know around here are girls anyway and my normal social life is anything but geeky. So having an ultra geeky weekend with nice, funny people was actually quite a welcome change.
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31 Aug 2004, 14:11
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that and you're a big gay bear
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Tis True!
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::::::::::PART TWO::::::::::::::
right, my memories of the night are slightly hazy from there on in. However, the next thing we did was DEFINITELY to watch sealab, which was absolutely genius. Stuart has promised to torrent it soon so you can all bask in its glory. This was also the reason for the stupid (but funny, HONEST) gimmickry of sunday night. blah blah, sat around drinking watching things on telly blah blah.
Cock came at some point in the night, around 7pm i think, however, by far his largest mistake of the entire evening was THINKING THAT I WAS SMUDGE for about 3 hours, until i actually had to use my online name when i was making a forum account. I still havent forgiven him for this and probably never will do. Not of course, you must understand, that i am attempting to put down smudge in any fashion, but ive like, yknow, heard things...
Anyway, some point slightly later, mike and his friends were upstairs playing legend of the five rings i think, either that or something equally geeky anyway, but im hardly the person to insult someone elses lifestyle choices in any case, so i wont. When mikes next door neighbour came round and told us not to be up till 2am this morning making lots of noise, at the time however, there were 7 people, male and female, clustered round watching tawnee stone masturbate full screen on stuarts computer. So its probably ruined any reputation that mike may have managed to build up with his neighbours for being a 'nice, normal, guy'.
Anyway, slightly later, Cock started telling some ace stories, and seriously, he speaks in them JUST as he types on GD. If you close your eyes you can imagine youre in a thread, though why you would want to do that i cant really answer. Ive been told not to divulge the details of these stories however, so wont. But, the main point is, a good time was had by all. I think, and people went to sleep etc after cock brutally attacked me and bruised my arm by throwing a bottle of vodka at it.
ive really done all of this in far too much detail and it looks like its going to have to be THREE parts now, oh well, ho hum etc.
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Re: Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
What were the stories about.
Dace won't mind.
Honest.
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heh if i had gone i probably would have passed out in the neighboursa garden, i have a tendecy to wake up in strange places nice run down of the events tho, suonds like it was good craic!! lol @ cock's mistake & neighbour thing
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This is not the Smudge you are looking for.
Oh Quazi where in Wales u going / at?
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Re: Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
CBA to read it :/
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lol geeky++
(hear people talking in r/l and imagine you're scrolling down in your browser)
but anyway
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It's wednesday now - where's the torrent at :|
at least give us a specific episode no./name then for sealab 2010 - thanks stu
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ALCOHOL HAS BURGLARISED MY MEMORIES OF THE WEEKEND!
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its called sealab 2021 BIZZARO
you should be able to find it from that, its from an american cartoon channel called adult swim (which isnt as dubious as it sounds, honest)
and, to be honest, we dont talk to the neighbors due to the fact that one is an alcoholic and the other a wierdo
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ALCOHOL HAS BURGLARISED MY MEMORIES OF THE WEEKEND!
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Re: Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
Everyone should download and watch every Sealab 2021 episode anyway, as a matter of course. They're usually on Suprnova so there's no excuses.
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listen to dante, he has never been wrong yet
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listen to dante, he has never been wrong yet
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the man is never wrong!
ps, dante, have you got any more adult swim stuff? i dont really like aqua teen huger force (its watchable) but there were a couple of the other ones i was quite interested in but havent sourced yet, any ideas...
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Harvey Birdman is generally available from Suprnova and is absolutley genius.
In a sort of "escaped mental patient" type of genius.
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yeah, have seen one of that i think
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Re: Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
so where is this leading?
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Re: Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
I want to live with Michael in his house now.
I am feeling weird and melancholy, but I can't pin it down.
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i wanna live with u skiddy!!!
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on the subject of BODY MELT (The first phase is hallucinogenic... the second phase is glandular... and the third phase is... BODY MELT), it is apparently Quentin Tarantino's favourite Australian film
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They should make a sequel called "So my placenta went ape shit."
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You can't. My parents wouldn't allow it.
Besides, you don't drink properly.
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(FIGHT!!!!! FIGHT!!!!! FIGHT!!!!)
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You can't. My parents wouldn't allow it.
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you dont fight properly
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Outside, now.
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Re: Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
The experience of watching Deepflow and Skiddy brawling in the quiet streets of Shildon, with Jakiri acting as an impromtu referee/maniac is not one that shall easily leave me.
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i just went out to get beer
you werent there
it did however remind me of your idea to ambush us at mikes house with a laser sight gun and smoke grenades. Theres still a little part of me inside which is dead because you didnt do that
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I'm pleased I didn't, especially since Cecile and her friend were there + Lee.
Probably not a good way to introduce myself, and her friend was quite cute - I didn't want you shitting yourself infront of her.
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yeah well... she was GOING to sleep in the same room as me (wahey etc), then went home
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Heh what a whore!
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I wish
she was quite shaggable, and apparently her boyfriend only lasted 2 seconds. I was all ready to introduce her to 'good sex'.
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I wish
she was quite shaggable, and apparently her boyfriend only lasted 2 seconds. I was all ready to introduce her to 'good sex'.
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You could always have asked Andrew to find out how long he actually lasted...
She was quite fit though. She'd have, how do you say in this country, gotten it all night long?
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lol, im so glad that the GF and her friend dont read this website!
you pair of whores
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Who's Cecile?
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Cecily is my GF, she turned up back early from leeds and came to the pub with us on saturday night
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Sunday night.
Anyway, getting back to the original topic of her rather fit mate who lives closer to us than Deepflow does...
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well, she does live close to us apart from the fact that she is going back to derby to uni in a couple of weeks
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You suck. So does she. So does Derby.
You all suck.
I'm going to drink my coffee in a morbid silence now.
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We all need to go on a night out sometime.
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Re: Roadrunners housewarming post mortem
We've done that already!
Me and Emma in Luton, I nearly get into a fight.
Me and Michael etc in Baja, I nearly get into a fight.
Me and you in Cuba, you rape me.
Me and Michael in Walkabout, he nearly gets me into a fight.
Nights out and me tend not to work too well. I suggest re-evaluating the pro's of a night out sometime.
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