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14 Dec 2004, 16:32
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Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
Sir Elton has taken it upon himself to really rile people these days, I don't think we've had two weeks between article's on him, but I think he's finally met his match.
Sir Elton was quoted last month as saying Michael was "in a strange place" with "a deep-rooted unhappiness" that came across on his latest album.
Michael said in an open letter to Heat: "Elton John knows nothing about George Michael... we have rarely spoken in the past 10 years."
He described himself as "content" and said he felt he had to defend himself.
"Most of what Elton thinks he knows about my life is pretty much limited to the gossip he hears on what you would call the 'gay grapevine' which, as you can imagine, is lovely stuff indeed," wrote Michael.
"Other than that, he knows that I don't like to tour, that I smoke too much pot, and that my albums still have a habit of going to number one.
"In other words, he knows as much as most of my fans do," the letter continued.
He said he preferred to concentrate on future songs whereas Sir Elton, "makes millions playing those old classics day in day out".
Sir Elton "seems to have forgotten me calling him a few months back to tell him that my American royalties from Patience would be donated entirely to the Elton John Aids Foundation".
'Royal' Gaffe indeed I think by the Ginger Liam Gallagher lookalike.
None the less I'm suitably more entertained by him than any other celebrity these days, so keep it up queer chap!
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14 Dec 2004, 16:38
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
In other random news from the BBC, Microsoft has released a desktop search tool And Nick griffin, who appears to be the proud wearer of a very low quality glass eye has been arrested. In other news, the sequel to blinx is apparently ok for younger players, though some of the puzzles are apparently annoying.
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14 Dec 2004, 16:55
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
You need to burn in hell you ****er you
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14 Dec 2004, 16:59
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
Well if we're posting BBC links (ok so it's not news) then why not look at:
Funny Flaps
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14 Dec 2004, 17:04
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
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Originally Posted by Stew
Well if we're posting BBC links (ok so it's not news) then why not look at:
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o jesus **** in a bucket...
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14 Dec 2004, 17:54
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
i refuse to click on that link just because of the rather dubious nature of the name...
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14 Dec 2004, 18:32
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
It's on a BBC website though, how wrong could it be?*
*it's so very very wrong, worse than saladfingers
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14 Dec 2004, 19:02
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
top-stuff. (the funny flaps)
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14 Dec 2004, 19:28
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
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i refuse to click on that link just because of the rather dubious nature of the name...
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Well done. That animation is against the law of god and of nature.
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14 Dec 2004, 20:02
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
the law of nature is the law of god
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14 Dec 2004, 20:11
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
Actually god contracted it out to Jesus.
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14 Dec 2004, 20:14
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Actually god contracted it out to Jesus.
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Not according to Matthew 5:17.
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14 Dec 2004, 20:17
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
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Not according to Matthew 5:17.
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Dude, that publication is two thousand years old. You should read some of the more up to date material.
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14 Dec 2004, 20:24
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
For those of you who can't be arsed looking it up.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew 5:17
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
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14 Dec 2004, 20:26
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
So in fact, it says nothing about the Jesus contract?
Mark is a sly bugger when he wants to be.
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14 Dec 2004, 20:27
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
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So in fact, it says nothing about the Jesus contract?
Mark is a sly bugger when he wants to be.
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If he's coming to fulfil the law, it must have been in existance before Jesus.
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14 Dec 2004, 20:29
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
so jesus is a cop?
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14 Dec 2004, 20:31
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
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If he's coming to fulfil the law, it must have been in existance before Jesus.
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It doesn't say who said it. It could have been Fat Les of Antioch for all we know.
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14 Dec 2004, 20:36
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
5:1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him:
5:2 And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,
5:3 Blessed [are] the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:4 Blessed [are] they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
5:5 Blessed [are] the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
5:6 Blessed [are] they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
5:7 Blessed [are] the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
5:8 Blessed [are] the pure in heart: for they shall see God.
5:9 Blessed [are] the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
5:10 Blessed [are] they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
5:13 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.
5:14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.
5:15 Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.
5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
And so on; it's from the sermon on the mount.
Also, thanks to godrules.net for the online KJB.
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14 Dec 2004, 20:51
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
Does Jesus mix business with pleasure?
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14 Dec 2004, 20:55
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
Also, how the **** did this thread go from Elton John, to the BBC site, to Jesus?
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15 Dec 2004, 10:10
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Re: Sir Elton John = Prince Phillip of the Pop World?
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Well if we're posting BBC links (ok so it's not news) then why not look at:
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well you beat me hands down.
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