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Unread 31 May 2006, 02:39   #51
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I had this conversation with my girl the other day. In fact I was the one who instigated it, she wants two kids and I want four. These are just numbers, I doubt we will marry for reasons out of my hands but we had the conversation, didnt scare either of us.
To be fair you guys are breaking up tomorrow. That makes it a very theoretical discussion. I'm pretty sure theoretical children are much less scary than real ones.

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No one wants to shag a dog.
How horrifically naive of you dude. The vast majority of people are positively perverted. Off the top of my head I can cite the Kinsey report which quotes a figure of between 40-60% of rural teens as having had "sexual fantasies or a sexual encounter" with an animal.

Modern research I have studied suggests that almost everyone has at least 1 serious kink. The fact is that paraphilia is much more the norm than the exception.

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nantoz, link me to your picture, nodrog insists in me admiring your apparent beauty too.
jerome, please link me to nantoz's picture. I'm much too shy to ask an apparent girl for myself.
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Unread 31 May 2006, 02:46   #52
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To be fair you guys are breaking up tomorrow. That makes it a very theoretical discussion. I'm pretty sure theoretical children are much less scary than real ones.
Indeed we are breaking up tomorrow, but still I have had the conversation with ex girlfriends and it never really scared me was just a bit of fun. Although I do want babies with my current girlfriend but alas we are breaking up

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How horrifically naive of you dude. The vast majority of people are positively perverted. Off the top of my head I can cite the Kinsey report which quotes a figure of between 40-60% of rural teens as having had "sexual fantasies or a sexual encounter" with an animal.

Modern research I have studied suggests that almost everyone has at least 1 serious kink. The fact is that paraphilia is much more the norm than the exception.
Whatever floats your boat I guess. I guess your right. not as if people will admit to me they shagged there dog. Still I have yet to have sex with my dog and wont in the future (im not talking about my girlfriend here btw)
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Unread 31 May 2006, 07:03   #53
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jerome, please link me to nantoz's picture. I'm much too shy to ask an apparent girl for myself.
Nantoz is a man. Well, in so far as Norwegians qualify.
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Unread 31 May 2006, 07:43   #54
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If I had followed this advice I might not have been hearthbroken so much

I'l remeber to be a asshole next time I try to get girls
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Unread 31 May 2006, 09:27   #55
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Whatever floats your boat I guess. I guess your right. not as if people will admit to me they shagged there dog. Still I have yet to have sex with my dog and wont in the future (im not talking about my girlfriend here btw)
The fact you added this disclaimer has caused me much amusement.
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Unread 31 May 2006, 10:34   #56
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Re: Just to let you know..

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this is one of the best threads in ages. not intentionally, like. it's just great to see the difference between people who get plenty (pig, jenny) and those who don't (hook, demiGOD, ICY)
It's great how well you know me (The neg-rep was from me btw, sorry for not signing it).

You just made my day.
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Unread 31 May 2006, 17:15   #57
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You just made my day.
I suppose if you're not getting any sex then a post on an internet forum would make your day
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Unread 31 May 2006, 17:46   #58
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Re: Just to let you know..

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I suppose if you're not getting any sex then a post on an internet forum would make your day
It's sad when people see sex as the only possible form of entertainment.

This, I pity.
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Unread 31 May 2006, 17:50   #59
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It's sad when people see sex as the only possible form of entertainment.

This, I pity.
yeh terrible - there's masturbation too.
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...I have never had sex without a condom...
pig.. your penis has never touched the inner walls of the vagina. Technically, you're still a virgin

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This seems like one hell of a angry rant against women and dating. If you think like this you will end up a lonely old man, or a wife beater. Either way it doesnt like good. Yes some women are bitches, but dont take it to heart. There are great women out there.
I understand your views, the thing is, this thread is not about people who are seeking for relationships. This is a thread about ****ing.

One of these days, I'll make a thread about keeping relationships and stuff. At the moment, I'm out there to **** as much bitches as possible. Maybe with this mission I have could lead me to "the one".
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pig.. your penis has never touched the inner walls of the vagina. Technically, you're still a virgin
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One of these days, I'll make a thread about keeping relationships and stuff. At the moment, I'm out there to **** as much bitches as possible. Maybe with this mission I have could lead me to "the one".
Would that 'one' be Herpes or Syphilis?
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pig.. your penis has never touched the inner walls of the vagina. Technically, you're still a virgin
So if you have intercourse with a lady without a condom and when you're ready to cum and you pull your penis out and give her one big cum on her face, does that still make you a virgin?


I mean you have touched the inner walls of the vagina....
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pig.. your penis has never touched the inner walls of the vagina. Technically, you're still a virgin
Clearly you've never seen chasing amy
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pig.. your penis has never touched the inner walls of the vagina. Technically, you're still a virgin
It's ok pig, under Irish law as long as your mighty phallus has penetrated a vagina to a depth of 2 inches* you are considered to have had intercourse. Clothing doesn't matter, we're a simple people.

*As set by precedent. Will check case history next time I'm in the library and cite.
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