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26 Apr 2005, 00:30
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I need suggestions...
Basically, I've got a hot date on Thursday night. And my gf doesn't know.
I'd like suggestions as to where I could take her.
A bit of info:
I haven't seen her in nearly 3 years
She looks a hell lot prettier than she was 3 years ago (I bumped into her two weeks ago)
She's arab
She's here for a little while as she normally resides in America
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
P.S. No date-rape/drug-rape jokes.
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Roller coaster favorite ride,
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26 Apr 2005, 00:37
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Re: I need suggestions...
This forum should be renamed to the Polygamous Forum.
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26 Apr 2005, 00:37
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Re: I need suggestions...
Strap semtex to your chest and in the middle of your date jump up, scream "aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" and blow up yourself and everyone around you.
If they blame the arab I win a bet with my left frontal lobe.
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26 Apr 2005, 00:37
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Re: I need suggestions...
Take her to a school sandpit and play sheiks and maidens until the sun rises then you can bury the body in the sand and run off on your camel into the suburbs before the forces of King Baldewin get there and don't forget ye olde rohypnol for great Arabian justice.
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26 Apr 2005, 00:38
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Re: I need suggestions...
Take her to the Fat Duck, it's meant to be 'alright'.
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26 Apr 2005, 00:39
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Re: I need suggestions...
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
I'd like suggestions as to where I could take her.
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26 Apr 2005, 00:43
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Re: I need suggestions...
If you want to score major points with your gf, take both out to dinner some place nice (see suggestion below) and later on after it's all over, play the guilt trip card on your gf if she seems jealous etc.
Or if you're after a bit of fun just for the night , I've heard about a good Goan/Keralan restaurant off charing cross road or nearabouts.
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26 Apr 2005, 00:46
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Re: I need suggestions...
We're probably the least helpful group of people in the known universe.
Bar bisexual multiple rapists who are convinced they're doing god's work. I guess they're more unhelpful.
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26 Apr 2005, 00:52
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Re: I need suggestions...
Unless he intends to rape her.
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26 Apr 2005, 00:54
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Re: I need suggestions...
True story.
If you want help, don't ask GD for it.
I still do though.
Mainly because tales of woe are the most interesting.
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26 Apr 2005, 00:57
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Re: I need suggestions...
Pics plz*
*Of her before you pour the concrete. Ta.
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26 Apr 2005, 01:05
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1up on you
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Re: I need suggestions...
Blasto take her to a chicha bar, a few drinks, some chicha thats went with my ex gf (arabic) its intimate, you can chat, and you get REALLY relaxed.
THERE'LL BE NONE OF THIS 'AIRY-FAIRY, ARTY-FARTY' USEFUL ADVICE NONSENSE ON MY FORUMS MR PIG
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
Ta
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26 Apr 2005, 01:12
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Re: I need suggestions...
You want to **** her and the easiest way to do that is with hassle-free rohypnol. I don't really see any other suggestions as legitimate.
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26 Apr 2005, 01:15
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1up on you
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You want to **** her and the easiest way to do that is with hassle-free rohypnol. I don't really see any other suggestions as legitimate.
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shes arabic :/
but seriously arabic girls are great you just cant **** them
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26 Apr 2005, 01:17
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Gone
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Re: I need suggestions...
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Originally Posted by pig
you just cant **** them
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If you have a penis you can.
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26 Apr 2005, 01:23
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1up on you
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Re: I need suggestions...
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
If you have a penis you can.
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26 Apr 2005, 01:25
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1up on you
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
It's only rape if you don't use hassle-free rohypnol.
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26 Apr 2005, 01:43
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Re: I need suggestions...
stick with your gf. go out as friends.
chances are, if you try it on with the lass, you will fail miserably and your gf will find out and then you wont have any girls.
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26 Apr 2005, 02:17
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Re: I need suggestions...
our advices are aces!
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26 Apr 2005, 03:27
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Re: I need suggestions...
How about a table for two at Dorsia tonight oh, let's say at nine o'clock?
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26 Apr 2005, 06:48
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Re: I need suggestions...
If she drinks the rohyponol in her drink, she's consenting to sex.
True story.
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26 Apr 2005, 15:26
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Re: I need suggestions...
just go out and have a laugh FS! christ, its not bloody hard to be yourself is it? she wouldn't have agreed if she didn't want to see you.
although as to the already having a GF thing, you are on thin ice really, depends what you can/want to get away with
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26 Apr 2005, 15:35
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
I've got a hot date
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
She's arab
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26 Apr 2005, 17:27
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Re: I need suggestions...
Hot as in the date is in the Middle East, duh.
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27 Apr 2005, 11:32
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Re: I need suggestions...
Well she's a bit laid back.
Anyway, here's the pic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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27 Apr 2005, 11:37
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Jolt took my jap girl :(
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Re: I need suggestions...
dont cheat on your gf. it is not cool.
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27 Apr 2005, 12:25
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1up on you
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Re: I need suggestions...
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Originally Posted by Intruder
dont cheat on your gf. it is not cool.
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lies its the in thing to do.
As my very good friend told me
"Play or be played."
Of course not that I try and do it anymore you see...Im over that (I think)
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27 Apr 2005, 13:49
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Re: I need suggestions...
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Originally Posted by pig
As my very good friend told me
"Play or be played."
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Your girlfriend?
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27 Apr 2005, 13:56
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1up on you
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Re: I need suggestions...
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Your girlfriend?
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27 Apr 2005, 14:27
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Re: I need suggestions...
Dude
Its a matter of priorities
What do you value the most in your sex/love life
Being able to spray sperm on any girl you want whenever you can (lets say once each 3 months) or doing it with the same girl more regularly and with "affection" and/or "understanding"?
What kind of man are you?
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Dude
Its a matter of priorities
What do you value the most in your sex/love life
Being able to spray sperm on any girl you want whenever you can (lets say once each 3 months) or doing it with the same girl more regularly and with "affection" and/or "understanding"?
What kind of man are you?
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There's nothing wrong with catching up with "old times"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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27 Apr 2005, 14:59
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Dude
Its a matter of priorities
What do you value the most in your sex/love life
Being able to spray sperm on any girl you want whenever you can (lets say once each 3 months) or doing it with the same girl more regularly and with "affection" and/or "understanding"?
What kind of man are you?
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I think you have misunderstood the point of this thread.
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27 Apr 2005, 15:04
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Re: I need suggestions...
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I think you have misunderstood the point of this thread.
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I think you have misunderstood GD
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Re: I need suggestions...
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I think you have misunderstood GD
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27 Apr 2005, 15:13
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Re: I need suggestions...
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I wrote my thesis on GD, I'll have you know.
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27 Apr 2005, 17:57
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Being able to spray sperm on any girl you want whenever you can (lets say once each 3 months)
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Muslim in not knowing what to do with the opposite sex SHOCKER
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27 Apr 2005, 18:13
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Morte
(lets say once each 3 months)
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28 Apr 2005, 10:51
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Re: I need suggestions...
Theres a lovely little Italien place round the back of the Vodafone Experience shop near bond street, dont have to book to get a table, its pretty cheap, but the food is ****ing excellent.
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28 Apr 2005, 16:12
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Jolt took my jap girl :(
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Re: I need suggestions...
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Originally Posted by pig
lies its the in thing to do.
As my very good friend told me
"Play or be played."
Of course not that I try and do it anymore you see...Im over that (I think)
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My rule number one is: " Dont do with others what you wouldnt like they would with you"
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28 Apr 2005, 16:18
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Re: I need suggestions...
my number one rule is 'never mention my love life on GD unless i want to be mocked unmercyfully'
many more people should adhere to this rule, although if they did we wouldn't be able to mock them as much.
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28 Apr 2005, 17:51
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Basically, I've got a hot date on Thursday night. And my gf doesn't know.
I'd like suggestions as to where I could take her.
A bit of info:
I haven't seen her in nearly 3 years
She looks a hell lot prettier than she was 3 years ago (I bumped into her two weeks ago)
She's arab
She's here for a little while as she normally resides in America
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
P.S. No date-rape/drug-rape jokes.
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Treat her as a mate and just do something social with other mates, that's what i'd do, keep it social. You have a gf at the moment so why spoil that?
Hope all works out, keep us informed
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
my number one rule is 'never mention my love life on GD unless i want to be mocked unmercyfully'
many more people should adhere to this rule, although if they did we wouldn't be able to mock them as much.
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It makes reading the forums so much more interesting!
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28 Apr 2005, 18:22
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Re: I need suggestions...
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Originally Posted by Intruder
My rule number one is: "Dont do with others what you wouldnt like they would with you"
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28 Apr 2005, 19:22
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Intruder
My rule number one is: "Dont do with others what you wouldnt like they would with you"
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you're like jesus with bad syntax and grammar
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28 Apr 2005, 20:09
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I see you!
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Re: I need suggestions...
If she's arab I'm sure she doesn't mind being one of your wifes
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Re: I need suggestions...
It went well. We had dinner at some restaurant in Notting Hill. We had a good time, laughed a lot and there was a bit of flirting.
After dinner, she phoned up her boyfriend and told him, in arabic, she won't be able to chat to him tonight as she's tired.
Truth is she wasn't.
She took me to where she was staying (at her sister's place). It was a one bedroom flat so she normally sleeps on the sofa.
Her sister was asleep. We made love in the sitting room. Good thing is I didn't suffer from carpet burns. And she doesn't do anal (sorry to disappoint).
I don't think my gf will find out about this encounter.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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1up on you
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
It went well. We had dinner at some restaurant in Notting Hill. We had a good time, laughed a lot and there was a bit of flirting.
After dinner, she phoned up her boyfriend and told him, in arabic, she won't be able to chat to him tonight as she's tired.
Truth is she wasn't.
She took me to where she was staying (at her sister's place). It was a one bedroom flat so she normally sleeps on the sofa.
Her sister was asleep. We made love in the sitting room. Good thing is I didn't suffer from carpet burns. And she doesn't do anal (sorry to disappoint)..
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Re: I need suggestions...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
She took me to where she was staying (at her sister's place). It was a one bedroom flat so she normally sleeps on the sofa.
Her sister was asleep. We had a two minute quickie in the sitting room with my trousers round my ankles and her knickers pulled down, constantly looking toward the stairs in case her sister came in. Good thing she's not a screamer and I have a bad case of the prems. And she doesn't do anal (sorry to disappoint).
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Truer story.
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Re: I need suggestions...
i shagged my mates sister this morning. I can't decide whether it's or
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Re: I need suggestions...
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Originally Posted by Flavius
pics ?
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Is the only one I have..
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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