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25 Jun 2005, 20:00
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the Sacred Pervert
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Maria Sharapova
I will DO her, even after numerous sets of grueling Tennis, filled with dueces and repetetive advantage points, on a hot Wimbledon summer noon, with 99% humidity, and bottled water washes on her face on each breaks.
I will.
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25 Jun 2005, 20:08
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wild one
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Re: Maria Sharapova
I've just been asked if I would do her too.
I said yes, but only once she'd had a shower.
Then I changed my mind and decided I would whilst she was in the shower.
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25 Jun 2005, 21:03
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share the <3
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Re: Maria Sharapova
Actually i saw a tv interview and her skin doesn't look all that great, im demoting her forthwith, if daniela huncherover had bigger boobs she'd be great, i think serena has lovely boobs and a fine apple bottom.
I love tennis for the sport
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25 Jun 2005, 21:25
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Rebellion Rebelleader
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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we look a lot tougher then we are
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25 Jun 2005, 22:09
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Lucky
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Re: Maria Sharapova
kournikova > sharapova
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25 Jun 2005, 22:31
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: Maria Sharapova
crucially: is she a moaner or a screamer?
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25 Jun 2005, 22:33
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BlueTuba
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Re: Maria Sharapova
with the noise she makes it'll be like ****ing concorde.
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25 Jun 2005, 22:54
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Maria Sharapova
As much as i agree, this thread is still not the greatest moment to be male.
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25 Jun 2005, 22:56
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Maria Sharapova
I'd squeeze my penis between her squashed buttock cheeks and into her tight little rear-hole.
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25 Jun 2005, 23:04
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Gone
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Re: Maria Sharapova
Quote:
Originally Posted by demiGOD
I will DO her ... I will.
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Just remember what happened to that bloke who went after Monica Seles, eh?
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25 Jun 2005, 23:07
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Maria Sharapova
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Just remember what happened to that bloke who went after Steffi Graf, eh?
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He started doing adverts for a mobile phone company?
Edit: I see you edited your post.
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25 Jun 2005, 23:08
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share the <3
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Just remember what happened to that bloke who went after Monica Seles, eh?
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he was taken into a quiet room and beaten senseless until he developed a taste in women?
did he do it out of love? im assuming so.
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25 Jun 2005, 23:09
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Gone
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Re: Maria Sharapova
Nope. Got a two year sentence and was put under mental examination.
Although many might consider such a sentence, applied to demiGOD, to be well-deserved.
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26 Jun 2005, 00:31
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Registered User
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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Originally Posted by KoeN
kournikova > sharapova
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Nuh uh!
Kournikova is shit at tennis compared to Sharapova
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26 Jun 2005, 02:21
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Maria Sharapova
I would make sweet and gentle love to Maria Sharapova, for hours on end.
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26 Jun 2005, 02:46
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Maria Sharapova
i would. i could do with a new patio
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26 Jun 2005, 02:49
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Gone
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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Originally Posted by Leshy
for hours on end.
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But could your end keep going for hours?
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26 Jun 2005, 02:50
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Miles Teg
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Re: Maria Sharapova
She created a new record with 101 Db as loudest scream ever in womens tennis.
I'd love to hear her scream '**** ME HARDER!!!!'
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26 Jun 2005, 03:08
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
But could your end keep going for hours?
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For Sharapova, it could, baby
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26 Jun 2005, 06:00
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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Originally Posted by Rikard
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Please note that she makes the loud noises when she is crushing a ball with her racket.
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26 Jun 2005, 09:13
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Nope. Got a two year sentence and was put under mental examination.
Although many might consider such a sentence, applied to demiGOD, to be well-deserved.
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That's because Monica Seles is fugly. But even with my outrageous infatuation with Sharapova, I will never replace my Anna Kournikova poster hanging on my wall, with her.
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26 Jun 2005, 18:59
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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Originally Posted by s|k
I'd squeeze my penis between her squashed buttock cheeks and into her tight little rear-hole.
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MOTHER****ING MODS. ITS A CONSPIRACY> ITS WRONG ITS HELP ME I DIDNT SAY THAT OH NO.
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26 Jun 2005, 19:35
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Gone
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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Originally Posted by s|k
ITS A CONSPIRACY
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Sure it is. And lesbian Nazis ate your space hamster.
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26 Jun 2005, 19:48
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Maria Sharapova
ah, raping her on the court has long been in my fantasies...
she'd love it too, although if she didn't it would be better.
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26 Jun 2005, 19:49
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Bored
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Re: Maria Sharapova
She wouldn't even have to say please.
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26 Jun 2005, 19:51
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Gone
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
ah, raping her on the court has long been in my fantasies...
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Sue Barker?
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26 Jun 2005, 19:53
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share the <3
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Re: Maria Sharapova
If you saw her in the right light you'd all realise how mistaken you are
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26 Jun 2005, 19:57
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NEWSBOT
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Re: Maria Sharapova
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nusselt
If you saw her in the right light you'd all realise how mistaken you are
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daylight ?
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26 Jun 2005, 21:46
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Maria Sharapova
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Sure it is. And lesbian Nazis ate your space hamster.
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I demand that I retract that.
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26 Jun 2005, 23:18
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Reservoir Dog
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Re: Maria Sharapova
I'd hit it. Although Kornikova is nicer.
A doubles match tho
Why can't we have any fit british women tennis players, come to think of it why can't we have any good female tennis players as well, actually seeing as i'm asking why cant we have any good tennis players full stop. :/
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