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Unread 17 Jun 2003, 20:09   #1
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how fast can a bloke learn...
to program?
There might be a job opportunity for me on a software company, and they have a program wich deals with law suits and all the shlteh that runs around in a courthouse or any other place that is filled with law suits, anyways, i figure they have programed it on c++, or delphi, maybe, the question is, how long would it take me to learn the basics of this things so i wouldnt have much trouble in unsderstanding the general concepts? by learning on the net?
i understand about html editing, if that helps, and all the n00b knowledge that you get after being in touch with computers for 6 years...
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Unread 17 Jun 2003, 20:12   #2
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This entirely depends on how dedicated you are. Triump of the will, etc.

Are you good at maths? Have you even got BASIC experience? Learning from scratch might be hard, but if you're willing to stare at function lists until you go blind, I'm sure you could do it in a few months.
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Unread 17 Jun 2003, 20:14   #3
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Re: how fast can a bloke learn...
Is there only one job in the whole of Brazil and it requires a skill you don't have?
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Re: Re: how fast can a bloke learn...
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Is there only one job in the whole of Brazil and it requires a skill you don't have?
Maybe he doesn't want to be a footballer.
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Re: Re: how fast can a bloke learn...
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Is there only one job in the whole of Brazil and it requires a skill you don't have?
you see this job is kind of ilegal (i wont enter in detais) but its fairly easy for me to be accepted in said company, and also i would receive big bucks.
I cant be arsed to look for jobs that pay that much and asks for no qualifications, mainly because, well, there arent any
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I really expected to read.....
"how fast can a bloke learn to kiss properly"
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I really expected to read.....
"how fast can a bloke learn to kiss properly"
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you see this job is kind of ilegal (i wont enter in detais)
Since when is c++ used in prostitution?
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Programming is a lot like a beautiful woman....

Of which you have no idea, so give up dood. die you bitch.
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If youre gonna do something illigal, you should not post about it on a public forum.

Anyways, i dont know heack about programming, but i do know that crashtester probably is right.
ON this one.
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Some people can sit down with a programmers refrence manual, without having ever programmed anything but the vcr, and learn to code over the weekend. Most people, especially the not brilliant ones, will take years to learn anything of even remotely commercial value.

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Programming is a lot like a beautiful woman....

Of which you have no idea, so give up dood. die you bitch.
this is the best reply in this thread.
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Do many people use the word 'bloke' in Brazil ?

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Do many people use the word 'bloke' in Brazil ?

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he's a gimmick remember. the "I can't get a woman" strategy has died, so now he is using an "I can't get a legal job" one instead.
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Surely you could learn the basics of c++ in about a weekend, if you set your mind to it that is.
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he's a gimmick remember. the "I can't get a woman" strategy has died, so now he is using an "I can't get a legal job" one instead.
At least I could relate to the first one. This Muslim sucks!
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