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12 Mar 2003, 02:53
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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Terrorists to look out for
The department of Homeland Security has released these names of terrorists to look out for:
M'Balz Es-Hari
Graabir Boubi
Haid D'Slaami
Hous Bin Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
Izheet M'Drurz
Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Moustaf Herod Upyur Pouper
Awan Afuqa
Yul Strokheet Al-Wautch
Apul Madeek-Aoud
Yuliqa M'diq aka Youana M'diq aka Youquqa M'Diq
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12 Mar 2003, 02:56
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IS there some kind of rule within the little "terrorism gang" which states that in order to blow up things and/or yourself and others, you must have a name that nobody but your own mother can pronounce?
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12 Mar 2003, 03:14
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Re: Terrorists to look out for
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Originally posted by Mirai
The department of Homeland Security has released these names of terrorists to look out for:
M'Balz Es-Hari
Graabir Boubi
Haid D'Slaami
Hous Bin Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
Izheet M'Drurz
Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Moustaf Herod Upyur Pouper
Awan Afuqa
Yul Strokheet Al-Wautch
Apul Madeek-Aoud
Yuliqa M'diq aka Youana M'diq aka Youquqa M'Diq
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Thats probably the most amusing thing youve ever posted.
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12 Mar 2003, 03:48
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Gubbish
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Why aren't people like Ahkome R'ly and Bay Mea-Houre on that list? I feel that the americans intelligence network works poorly.
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12 Mar 2003, 08:42
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Homesick
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I suppose that when you encounter someone who looks like he might be a terrorist in the street you proceed to ask him "are you Sh... Hou... G... oh what the ****! nevermind". I doubt I could remember these names if I had to.
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12 Mar 2003, 09:11
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Das Scoot
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Re: Re: Re: Terrorists to look out for
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Originally posted by Flavius
are we the only tho that understood it ?
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I didn't bother reading the names the 1st time thru.
But
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12 Mar 2003, 09:44
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Re: Terrorists to look out for
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Originally posted by Mirai
The department of Homeland Security has released these names of terrorists to look out for:
M'Balz Es-Hari
Graabir Boubi
Haid D'Slaami
Hous Bin Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
Izheet M'Drurz
Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Moustaf Herod Upyur Pouper
Awan Afuqa
Yul Strokheet Al-Wautch
Apul Madeek-Aoud
Yuliqa M'diq aka Youana M'diq aka Youquqa M'Diq
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So they finally found my name
well let them come, son of dog whore infidels.
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12 Mar 2003, 10:10
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also ad Yahwe to the list............he is the #1 wanted terrorist in planetarion
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12 Mar 2003, 10:16
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If anyone so much as considers making an 'arse bandit' joke I'll come down on them like a ton of things with high density and low cross sectional area.
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12 Mar 2003, 11:21
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Anal Crumb
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I hate you
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12 Mar 2003, 11:31
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Lai
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how did people not get it?
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12 Mar 2003, 11:32
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Lonely analytic
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Another potentially fine thread died for nothing...
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12 Mar 2003, 11:33
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I heard that Hor Nipros Titute and Lez Bin Liqa used to be on that list, but were apparently removed, in exchange for doing special community service in the department of Homeland Security.
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12 Mar 2003, 12:03
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If I was Osama I would recruit white guy's with white mothers and white names. Bulletproof.
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12 Mar 2003, 12:14
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mmm.. pills
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Indeed it seems most of the posters on this thread were a tad slower than normal.
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12 Mar 2003, 12:14
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
If I was Osama I would recruit white guy's with white mothers and white names. Bulletproof.
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If you picked the French you could call them French Terrorists.
But in the States they'd be called Freedom Terrorists.
How would they cope with that?
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12 Mar 2003, 12:34
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
If you picked the French you could call them French Terrorists.
But in the States they'd be called Freedom Terrorists.
How would they cope with that?
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12 Mar 2003, 12:34
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Henry Kelly
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Denied.
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12 Mar 2003, 12:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
Denied.
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12 Mar 2003, 12:47
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Maybe this will help some of the slower contributors to this thread understand what's going on...
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12 Mar 2003, 12:56
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Not that I will open upp that link, but I do infact get the 'sounds' of the Arabic names sounds rather amusing in English. I'm probably to dense to find your amusing jokes amusing.
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12 Mar 2003, 13:19
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It was a Stupid Dream
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Meat
Maybe this will help some of the slower contributors to this thread understand what's going on...
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seen before, definately funny tho
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12 Mar 2003, 15:34
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
Not that I will open upp that link, but I do infact get the 'sounds' of the Arabic names sounds rather amusing in English. I'm probably to dense to find your amusing jokes amusing.
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Whatever language the names are in, it couldn't be in Arabic, as "Moustaf Herod Upyur Pouper" has a couple of 'p' sounds in it...
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12 Mar 2003, 21:23
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Oh Canada!
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Re: Terrorists to look out for
Quote:
Originally posted by Mirai
The department of Homeland Security has released these names of terrorists to look out for:
M'Balz Es-Hari
Graabir Boubi
Haid D'Slaami
Hous Bin Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
Izheet M'Drurz
Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Moustaf Herod Upyur Pouper
Awan Afuqa
Yul Strokheet Al-Wautch
Apul Madeek-Aoud
Yuliqa M'diq aka Youana M'diq aka Youquqa M'Diq
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I've missed things like this over the last 3 months, it's good to be back
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