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25 Feb 2003, 15:00
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Preacher
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: At one with God!
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Jesus loves you.....
I know some people think that Jesus doesn't love you or that he does not care about you. But he does. Jesus is everywhere, he’s there when you “polish the rocker”(also known as Masturbation), he’s there when you snort coke, he’s then when your shagging your best friends bird so you know that he’s everywhere. So believe!!
However, whatever you do, remember that if you do not make a decision to receive Christ as Savior, and increasingly follow Him as Lord, then your ‘decision’ sends you to eternal hell (II Thess. 1:8-10). God leaves the choice to you. What is your decision regarding His clear claims?
requires personal view on Jesus and God, and whether you believe in the almighty.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:02
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Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'till it goes click.
You said it man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:03
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God forgives.
Nuff said.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:03
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Re: Jesus loves you.....
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Originally posted by eXe
So believe!!
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No thanks.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:03
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jesus is reborn
jesus does love you my child, theres no need to swear.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:04
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Spritely:
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'prove it'
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25 Feb 2003, 15:05
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Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter: I'm shomer shabbas!
Donny: What's that, Walter?
Walter: Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** don't ****ing roll!
Donny: Sheesh.
Dude: Walter, how--
Walter: Shomer shabbas!
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25 Feb 2003, 15:07
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Your phone's ringing Dude
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25 Feb 2003, 15:08
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Preacher
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Marilyn Manson
Why do you support such a person. Someone that gives adverse comments about our lord, our saviour!
Come to the light my child, do not follow in his foot steps; he will soon see the light.
God bless you.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:09
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Grimble
Your phone's ringing Dude
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Grimble, my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:11
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: Jesus loves you.....
Jesus is gay then.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:11
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Grimble, my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
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Jesus Marilyn, you bring a ****ing gun bowling?
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25 Feb 2003, 15:11
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Gone
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What's Jesus' position on shagging tops?
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25 Feb 2003, 15:12
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Preacher
Join Date: Nov 2002
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God's Love
"God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life" (John 3:16).
God's Plan
"Now this is eternal life: that they may know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent" (John 17:3, NIV).
I am hinting something to you all, do you not see my hidden messages? The next generationg is coming the technological 10 curse.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:14
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
What's Jesus' position on shagging tops?
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Perpendicular.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:14
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Spritely:
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did you know god was a rapist?
yep. thats right, u heard.
impregnation without consent.
jesus was a bastard child of mary.
(fuel... fuel... fuelling...)
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25 Feb 2003, 15:14
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Last edited by CjC; 25 Feb 2003 at 15:55.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:14
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
What's Jesus' position on shagging tops?
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He's a pedo like Don
what do you think?
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25 Feb 2003, 15:32
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Re: Re: Jesus loves you.....
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Originally posted by sayonara
Jesus is gay then.
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and your daddy
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25 Feb 2003, 15:35
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This thread is hugely amusing.
But, seriously, you eXe dude, youre not serious?
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25 Feb 2003, 15:42
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Attitude
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Jesus loves you - but everyone else think's you're a ****.
As for my beliefs, I don't believe there is any higher power - tho I live my life by the satanic rules.(UHhh SCARY, YOU FREAK YOU !!! THAT BE BAD - Shut up, I'll explain) Much like everyone else in a modern society. The basic idea of satanism is to do what you think is right. If someone slaps you, why not slap back ? Or, you could tell the slapper that she/he was a complete twat trying to solve anything with his/her fist.
I don't not sacrifice anyone/anything at all. I don't pray to the devil, and I didn't sell my soul to a demon in a dark forest.
I have read "The satanic bible" by Anton Szandor LaVey, and I could relate to some of the things in it. And yes, some parts of it are silly, but the other parts make up for it. Also, i'd recommend this for reading. LaVey has some very interesting points.
I have also read "The Holy bible" which was a laugh, how am I supossed to live my life like that in this modern society ?
In fact, you might say that if you claim to believe nothing, if you claim to be a athiest, you live by the satanic rules. Most people just hasn't acknowlaged this, and if you won't, sure, why not. Satanism isn't for the bad people, it's for the modern normal individual.
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25 Feb 2003, 15:50
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: Re: Re: Jesus loves you.....
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Originally posted by queball
and your daddy
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And both yo mommas.
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25 Feb 2003, 16:39
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Anyone that believes any form of god needs to be shot clearly, wasting their life when they could be wasting it the good way.
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25 Feb 2003, 17:09
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a new low in getting high
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Quote:
Originally posted by Grimble
Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'till it goes click.
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What films that from? Can't remember the name.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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25 Feb 2003, 17:09
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Embroglio
What films that from? Can't remember the name.
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It's from The Big Lebowski.
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25 Feb 2003, 17:10
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Gone
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Re: Re: Jesus loves you.....
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Originally posted by Iniluki
God is was created
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Something of a confusion over the appropriate tense there.
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25 Feb 2003, 17:10
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: Jesus loves you.....
...long time.
Sucky sucky? 5 dollah.
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25 Feb 2003, 17:11
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
It's from The Big Lebowski.
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Aha! Tar ;]
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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25 Feb 2003, 17:32
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Gone
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Re: Jesus loves you.....
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Originally posted by eXe
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a twat.
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25 Feb 2003, 17:33
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Registered User
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You go to church, you kiss the cross
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality, christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
a trait that's grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today
You praise the lord, it's all you say
can't remember the rest. 
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25 Feb 2003, 17:34
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jesus doesnt love me, due to the simple fact that he doesnt exist
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25 Feb 2003, 18:35
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The Twilight of the Gods
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If Jesus exists, then I demand proof.
Thomas demanded proof, and it was given.
Why can't I have it? It's just favouratism otherwise.
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26 Feb 2003, 13:38
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Preacher
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hmm
i do not think many of you believe in God, am I correct?
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26 Feb 2003, 13:40
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Re: hmm
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Originally posted by eXe
i do not think many of you believe in God, am I correct?
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I don't believe in religion, i believe in God
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26 Feb 2003, 13:41
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Shai Halud
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I don't belive in moon giraffes.
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26 Feb 2003, 13:44
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Re: hmm
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Originally posted by eXe
i do not think many of you believe in God, am I correct?
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It must be the shower of love and good things he bestowed upon me
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26 Feb 2003, 13:45
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Religion is for the dumber part of the human race.
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26 Feb 2003, 13:50
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Having faith and believing in God is different from believing in organised religion.
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26 Feb 2003, 14:39
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Shai Halud
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Quote:
Originally posted by WorkMonkey
Isn't there some kind of rule on here about undermining and insulting other peoples faith?
if not THERE SHOULD BE!
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Yes, then we'd be free of people who insist on ramming "Jesus loves you" crap down our throats, because it's HIGHLY OFFENSIVE to more than half the world's population.
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26 Feb 2003, 15:34
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Look over there!
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Quote:
Originally posted by eXe
The next generationg is coming the technological 10 curse.
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Main screen turn on!
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26 Feb 2003, 15:40
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Shai Halud
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Quote:
Originally posted by G_frog
Main screen turn on!
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Someone set us up the bomb!
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26 Feb 2003, 15:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
Having faith and believing in God is different from believing in organised religion.
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The most intelligent thing i've heard all year.
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26 Feb 2003, 17:21
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Jesus was a bastard.
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26 Feb 2003, 17:40
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Re: Jesus loves you.....
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Jesus is everywhere, he’s there when you “polish the rocker”(also known as Masturbation),
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no...hes not. My room is quite small, Im fairly sure i would have seen him...there aren't many places to hide.
This of course leads me to the question....why does Jesus want to watch me "spank the monkey" ?
or would Jesus prefer the term "bash the bishop"
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My spirit is too weak - mortality
Weighs heavily on me like unwilling sleep,
And each imagined pinnacle and steep
Of godlike hardship tells me I must die
Like a sick eagle looking at the sky.
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26 Feb 2003, 18:28
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Dirte
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Religion is opium for the people.
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26 Feb 2003, 21:30
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Quote:
Originally posted by sayonara
Yes, then we'd be free of people who insist on ramming "Jesus loves you" crap down our throats, because it's HIGHLY OFFENSIVE to more than half the world's population.
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Has half the world's population even heard of that Jesus guy?
And how is it more offensive than "Albert Einstein loves you."?
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26 Feb 2003, 21:52
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share the <3
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Why did god give his only son a spanish name?? What about Eric, or Norman?!?
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26 Feb 2003, 21:58
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First Disciple of Aldur
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Re: Jesus loves you.....
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Originally posted by eXe
requires personal view on Jesus and God, and whether you believe in the almighty.
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Ok, here's the deal:
I respect the fact that you believe in Jesus and his daddy, but, I just don't give a flying ****. Why do you feel you have spread the bollocks that was brainwashed into you as a child? It's people like you ramming the word of god down people's throats that has caused more harm in the world than your god, if he even existed, would allow.
Religion is the root cause of most of the worlds evil.
It's people like you that get me out of bed on a cold saturday morning ringing my ****ing doorbell and trying to tell me how great god is.
It's people like you that make me sick. If god really existed, he wouldn't need people like you to preach his word.
You go and pray to your god; but don't come here and tell me that I should do the same.
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share the <3
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...mohammad loves me more.
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26 Feb 2003, 22:12
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Jesus died for his own sins, not mine.
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