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25 May 2004, 16:04
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Dante's Inferno Test
I stumbled upon this test, obviously it's old, but I know posting results of this sort of thing often floats GD's boat...
Anyhoo, I got banished to the 2nd level of Hell, and from the description, it doesn't seem like a bad place to be
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This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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Plain text paste thing... (scroll down your results page)
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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25 May 2004, 16:13
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Loughborough, UK
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Hah! I'm obviously too much of a nice person:
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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25 May 2004, 16:21
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
**** off
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25 May 2004, 16:23
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wasted
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
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25 May 2004, 16:27
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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shit
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25 May 2004, 16:31
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Kwaak
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Netherlands
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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25 May 2004, 16:31
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
actually, id be pretty damn cheesed off if i did get sent there as the test says. Im a good person. I dont know what i put in the test that got me sent there
maybe the stealing bit. ISOLATED INCIDENT!
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25 May 2004, 16:32
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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25 May 2004, 16:33
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TashTastic
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
im clearly a git
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
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25 May 2004, 16:34
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
so if i am level nine, i have to be the evilist person on earth following this test?!
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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25 May 2004, 16:35
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Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: City of London
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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It sounds like I'm spending eternity with a bunch of hippies. Is there some form of opt-out scheme in the afterlife?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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25 May 2004, 16:39
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TashTastic
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lupin
so if i am level nine, i have to be the evilist person on earth following this test?!
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yep and you will be banished to birmingham to spend the rest of your days
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25 May 2004, 16:45
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 5,900
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Quote:
Originally Posted by Madina
yep and you will be banished to birmingham to spend the rest of your days
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clearly you have forgotten this
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25 May 2004, 16:53
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Registered Awesome Person
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 5,676
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
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Level 6 - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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damn.
i'm going to hell.
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25 May 2004, 16:57
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
o shit.
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25 May 2004, 17:04
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Twang Twang
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Where I live
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
I'm in Limbo with all the cool greeks
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25 May 2004, 17:36
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Spelling is for pussies
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Actually, where the feck am I........?
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
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If God made me in his image, he's one fat ugly biatch.
I always get the soggy biscuit
Veni Vidi Codi
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25 May 2004, 17:43
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
If it's a city, it's bound to have a bar \o/
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25 May 2004, 17:46
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
I took the test and it said "can not process" or something and I can not be bothered doing it again.
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25 May 2004, 18:14
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mmm lambs
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: London
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
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25 May 2004, 18:16
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banana
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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[MrBurns] Excellent. [/MrBurns]
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25 May 2004, 18:21
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Fifth. Pretty high on all but the first two, extreme on fifth
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25 May 2004, 19:02
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
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25 May 2004, 19:09
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
i cant seem to get the ninth level, i tried to give the most un christian answers and tho i got extreme for levels 4-9 it put me on 7
bah, i get worse when i put my real answers in
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25 May 2004, 19:16
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Registered User
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
i got to go to the sixth level of hell, apparently i'm a sinner oh well!
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25 May 2004, 19:23
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The qustions on the test don't stand up to my mighty robopedantry.
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25 May 2004, 19:27
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
I think I confused it a bit because I decided to go by what the question actually meant rather than what they said.
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25 May 2004, 19:34
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 May 2004, 19:41
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
I think i got "Extreme" on level 5 for saying "Some people just deserve to die"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 May 2004, 19:43
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Cute Kitten
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
How curious, in the nice little colourful chart it said I was extreme for level 6, but on this it just says very high. And there was me thinking I was worse than everyone else.
Im surprised I only got a High in Lustful. But I guess I'm an evil heretic.
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25 May 2004, 19:45
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
I think i got "Extreme" on level 5 for saying "Some people just deserve to die"
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no, as i did the same and i am skilled as "Low" there.
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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25 May 2004, 19:45
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebany
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
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Quote:
The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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We already knew.
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25 May 2004, 20:01
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: On my metal roid
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
2nd level - lustful
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25 May 2004, 21:04
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The Port Royale
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: New Zealand, Best Country In The World
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Fourth Level of Hell
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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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[16:45] <Ur_Quan> brains?? am i missing something??
(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
(02:51:02) • +Siv|Risk bows before the overwhelming knowledge of Muha
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25 May 2004, 21:14
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
I found this thread on a voyage of self-discovery.
7th Level apparently (from a while ago).
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25 May 2004, 23:23
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers - High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 Lustful - High
Level 3 Gluttonous - Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Very Low
Level 7 Violent - High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Low
Ah well. At least I'll have fun.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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25 May 2004, 23:33
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
We should have had a poll (not a sticky one ffs) on this - would have been easier to see overall thing!
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25 May 2004, 23:34
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
i lied
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26 May 2004, 00:00
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 2,271
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Fifth Level for me.
Btw those who want to reach the ninth, try answering Christian like but being a VERY bad christian.
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26 May 2004, 00:19
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Oh well.
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26 May 2004, 00:40
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Käptn Karacho
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 1,360
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
lvl6
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26 May 2004, 17:59
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
'oops'
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26 May 2004, 19:11
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Naked & Profane
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 357
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
i got sent to the second level and am starting to think im a bad person, i am conserned that i am one of the only ppl with one extreme and the only one with two!!
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26 May 2004, 19:48
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Cute Kitten
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 724
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
As I said above, if you copy from the little bit of texy it gives you to copy and paste it seems to reduce all the extremes to just Very Highs. I had an extreme and was thinking much the same thing at the time, and then noticed that it wasnt there anymore when I posted it here.
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27 May 2004, 13:54
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
"Do you like to "live large"?"
Wtf.
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27 May 2004, 14:00
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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27 May 2004, 14:54
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
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The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair
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bugger, i thought i was nice
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27 May 2004, 15:08
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 5,900
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
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Originally Posted by madi
bugger, i thought i was nice
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you're the winner, the first to make it to the deepest level, and from the description, it sounds like scotland*
/me goes back to lvl 2 to get molested by that wind in the dark again.
* on second thoughts, Canada.
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27 May 2004, 15:14
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
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27 May 2004, 15:55
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test
All the cool people hang out at Dis.
Say hi to Brutus for me, madi.
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