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Unread 17 Nov 2004, 14:51   #1
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Unusual CV

This came into one of our internal teams today :

http://213.186.36.10/~al/alstudio/cv/en.htm

Gotta give him credit for effort.
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Unread 17 Nov 2004, 15:02   #2
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Re: Unusual CV

GIVE HIM THE JOB!

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Re: Unusual CV

I hope he gets a job )
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Unread 17 Nov 2004, 15:30   #4
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Re: Unusual CV

I'd say give him the job, if not for the fact that not only is he a frog but a frog that can't sing
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Re: Unusual CV

That's superb.
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it's ace
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Unread 17 Nov 2004, 15:48   #7
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Re: Unusual CV

I love the humming at the end ;D
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Re: Unusual CV

give him the job on the promise that he never ever works in flash again
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Unread 17 Nov 2004, 16:04   #9
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Re: Unusual CV

i have no speakers

it moves to fast to see the picture and read the text
trying made my eyes go funny after a few screens
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Re: Unusual CV

He sounds dangerous and non conformist.

Tell him THEY want to speak to him.
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Re: Unusual CV

Graphics/media artists' CV's usually look superb so I have been told. But this is really great!
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Re: Unusual CV

That is undoubtedly the best CV in the history of CV's
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Re: Unusual CV

it depends who reads it though, as HR people arent really noted for their sense of humour
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I like the bit where he tells his would-be employer "yeah, but it was okay because I was already looking for another job on the sly like, ha".
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Re: Unusual CV

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it depends who reads it though, as HR people arent really noted for their sense of humour
The ones at Phones4u are young, hip and have a good sense of humour.

EDIT: Give the guy the job.
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Re: Unusual CV

Nice
It's probably much better in French.
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Nice
It's probably much better in French.
It was good in english, but brilliant in french
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nobody likes the french
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I only just noticed this... but if you look at his head at the very end his brain appears to be pulsating
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That is the best CV ever.

True story.
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I quite enjoyed that
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**** you man, I am going to force HR to headhunt him
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Re: Unusual CV

this man must be employed now and given a job.

total genius
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lolly ****ing roffl hire him this instant, even if he is a frenchman who can't sing
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