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9 Jun 2004, 18:00
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Kegel exercises
There is this show "talking sex with sue johanssen(whatever is her name spelt like)" and this bloke said his gf wanted him to cum on her face, but he could only squirt like 5cms and then she told him to do these exercises and he would be able to cum the whole room. Has anyone tried that?
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9 Jun 2004, 18:03
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Re: Kegel exercises
I mean.....what?
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9 Jun 2004, 18:12
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Re: Kegel exercises
Just put your cock up against her face. I don't see where the problem is. Anyway, Kegel exercises are for fags and guys who care about how long they last in bed (i.e., fags).
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I mean.....what?
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Imagine a 70-year-old woman in flannel knitting while she answers question from guys who want help jizzing on their girlfriends faces.
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9 Jun 2004, 18:14
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Re: Kegel exercises
I did not enjoy reading this thread :(
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9 Jun 2004, 18:52
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Re: Kegel exercises
Its all about tensing your muscle at the right time.
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9 Jun 2004, 19:09
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Re: Kegel exercises
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his gf wanted him to cum on her face
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Phone number please!!!!
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9 Jun 2004, 19:21
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Re: Kegel exercises
I can remember kegel's first being discussed with much hilarity back in the mer days.
Can't say this is anything new.
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9 Jun 2004, 19:22
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Re: Kegel exercises
Oh look something that isn't new on the internet.
SOMEONE CALL THE FEDS!
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9 Jun 2004, 19:22
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Re: Kegel exercises
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Can't say this is anything new.
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Can't say there's much hilarity either.
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9 Jun 2004, 19:23
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the merciless
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Re: Kegel exercises
They've been called, they say they are busy tracking some irish terrorist who plays poker.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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9 Jun 2004, 19:23
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the merciless
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Re: Kegel exercises
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Can't say there's much hilarity either.
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I think there was in the old days, but then again it's easier to pretend that things were better then.
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<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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9 Jun 2004, 19:24
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Re: Kegel exercises
Seeing as I haven't moved off my ass in about 5 hours I don't think they're doing a particularly good job man.
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9 Jun 2004, 19:25
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Re: Kegel exercises
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I think there was in the old days, but then again it's easier to pretend that things were better then.
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The internet. Now with 50% more users and 50% less hilarity. It's a proportional curve*.
*Strangely enough it also means that al gore was the funniest man in the universe at one point.
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9 Jun 2004, 19:26
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Re: Kegel exercises
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I think there was in the old days, but then again it's easier to pretend that things were better then.
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It is conveniently easy.
omg the intarweb used to be so leet.
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10 Jun 2004, 16:05
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Re: Kegel exercises
so, in short, no one tried that?
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10 Jun 2004, 16:10
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Kegel exercises
I've tried them and yes they do work, they also help you delay orgasm which was handy when you started having sex for the first few times and had trouble lasting but now they are pretty unnecessary (unless you want to go for hours for some reason and why the hell would you want to do that)
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10 Jun 2004, 16:15
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Kegel exercises
If you're like Jonny and
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it might be a way of keeping yourself amused, I guess...
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10 Jun 2004, 18:52
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Re: Kegel exercises
kegel exercises are also about how far you can shoot your load, the stronger they are the further it flies!
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10 Jun 2004, 19:16
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Kegel exercises
How far away exactly is the girl/boy you're ****ing going to be?
In the next room?
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10 Jun 2004, 19:42
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Re: Kegel exercises
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How far away exactly is the girl/boy you're ****ing going to be?
In the next room?
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Its meant to surprise the girl with your virility. Say you cum in his belly, but due to the high speed you actually spray semem in her belly, and all the semem flies acroos her body and end up splashing her face. She would be most pleased
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10 Jun 2004, 19:46
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Re: Kegel exercises
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Say you cum in his belly
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You've said too much
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10 Jun 2004, 19:50
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Re: Kegel exercises
yep i confuse his and her all the time
its like where and were...
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10 Jun 2004, 20:11
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Kegel exercises
NO
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ISN'T
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10 Jun 2004, 20:13
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Kegel exercises
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She would be most pleased
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Riiiiiiiiiiiight...
You're the virgin, aren't you?
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10 Jun 2004, 20:17
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Re: Kegel exercises
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Its meant to surprise the girl with your virility. Say you cum in his belly, but due to the high speed you actually spray semem in her belly, and all the semem flies acroos her body and end up splashing her face. She would be most pleased
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I doubt it.
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10 Jun 2004, 20:32
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Re: Kegel exercises
chrism you again! I never get tired of talking about that one time where we discussed/fought over the should/shouldnt PA be a paid game.
You are amongst the reasons that made me stick around these forums. Thank you!
Í am formerly known as Muslim btw
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Re: Kegel exercises
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The internet. Now with 50% more users and 50% less hilarity. It's a proportional curve*.
*Strangely enough it also means that al gore was the funniest man in the universe at one point.
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11 Jun 2004, 11:26
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Re: Kegel exercises
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chrism you again! I never get tired of talking about that one time where we discussed/fought over the should/shouldnt PA be a paid game.
You are amongst the reasons that made me stick around these forums. Thank you!
Í am formerly known as Muslim btw
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What happened to your old account?
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11 Jun 2004, 11:48
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Re: Kegel exercises
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What happened to your old account?
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It caught AIDS and died.
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11 Jun 2004, 17:48
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Re: Kegel exercises
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What happened to your old account?
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i broke too many rules too many times
They never told me that they were counting how many times i messed up. I thought that breaking one rule at a time wouldnt get me into trouble
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11 Jun 2004, 21:27
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Re: Kegel exercises
We're all glad you stayed Muslim.
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11 Jun 2004, 21:42
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Kegel exercises
Threads like this causes the red mist of unrelenting anger against the perpetrators of the hideous crime of banning you in the first place to fall over my eyes.
YOUR PLACE IN GD HISTORY IS ASSURED.
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