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5 Jul 2003, 18:44
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Muslim Jr.
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Serious Problem
Hey, guys, I... like... have this friend? And he has this girlfriend...
The sex is great and all (so I hear), but she usually finishes before him. He thinks it's because he's so hot.
PLEASE HELP
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5 Jul 2003, 18:46
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
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IP check he could be muslim!
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5 Jul 2003, 18:47
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
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It's Nod..
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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5 Jul 2003, 18:47
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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Re: Serious Problem
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Originally posted by Chojin
Hey, guys, I... like... have this friend? And he has this girlfriend...
The sex is great and all (so I hear), but she usually finishes before him. He thinks it's because he's so hot.
PLEASE HELP
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she's faking.
she just wants it to be over with.
most people would be suspicious about orgasms that occur before clothes are taken off.
assure your friend that he is both unattractive and uninteresting, and that he will be spending a long time in jail if he doesn't unlock the chick and let her go.
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5 Jul 2003, 18:47
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Guest
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She is lying and faking, she doesnt like your friend* shagging her with the 2 incher u have
* You
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5 Jul 2003, 18:48
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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she shouldn't be such an easy slag
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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5 Jul 2003, 18:55
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
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so basically chojin (Muslim/Kurashima/Nodrog/dookie velvet) these whores that you've been leasing are so damned put off by your (self-admitedly) overweight carcass that they want it over and done with before you've even put your penis anywhere.
Go back and find that thread about losing weight and stick to it.
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5 Jul 2003, 18:57
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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maybe it's the fact that (if you exist), you wear pink shoes
also you are Dookie Velvet
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5 Jul 2003, 19:02
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Governor General
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: People's Republic of South Yorkshire
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'heh'
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5 Jul 2003, 19:04
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Serious Problem
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Originally posted by Chojin
Hey, guys
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This is Nodrog's trademark.
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ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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5 Jul 2003, 19:06
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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but I think it was that Dookie Velvet fellow that used those silly apostrophes, and I've never seen anybody else use them
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5 Jul 2003, 19:20
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J to the C to the A G E
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5 Jul 2003, 20:47
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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You are a very clever person. You have again outed a gimmick.
Unfortunately. the gimmick has yet to break the rules with the new account, and thus cannot be banned. Although he can be modded to within an inch of his life if and when we deem it to be "funny" to do so.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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5 Jul 2003, 20:55
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
You are a very clever person. You have again outed a gimmick
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'being ****' should really be against the rules
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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5 Jul 2003, 21:03
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: Re: Serious Problem
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Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
This is Nodrog's trademark.
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Actually nod's trademark is "hay guys,"
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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5 Jul 2003, 21:04
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Re: Re: Re: Serious Problem
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Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Actually nod's trademark is "hay guys,"
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hey guys
innit
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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5 Jul 2003, 21:05
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Serious Problem
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Originally posted by Ragnarak
hey guys
innit
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doubtful!
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5 Jul 2003, 21:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Re: Re: Serious Problem
hey guys thread
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