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Unread 11 Mar 2003, 16:54   #1
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Man wins tie sex ruling.

Boring story, great headline.
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Unread 11 Mar 2003, 16:57   #2
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The story is shiet however.
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Unread 11 Mar 2003, 16:58   #3
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These also made me laugh today:

Sheep's head fractures fan's skull at concert

and

Thomas Tank scares children
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Unread 11 Mar 2003, 17:37   #4
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It was against my club, but


Super Caley Go Ballastic, Celtic Are Atrocious

After celtic lost 3-1 at home to 2nd division caley in the cup, resulting in the sacking of john barnes.

(supercalifragalisticexpialodocius for those who didnt get it)
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Unread 11 Mar 2003, 18:11   #5
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It was against my club, but


Super Caley Go Ballastic, Celtic Are Atrocious

After celtic lost 3-1 at home to 2nd division caley in the cup, resulting in the sacking of john barnes.

(supercalifragalisticexpialodocius for those who didnt get it)
hehe Celtic fan \o/
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Unread 11 Mar 2003, 18:26   #6
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The Sun's infamous "Gotcha" headline, simply for the sheer audacity of it.
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Unread 11 Mar 2003, 19:30   #8
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In a 1920 Austrian newspaper competition for the most dramatic headline,



ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND ALIVE. WORLD WAR FOUGHT BY MISTAKE!
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Unread 11 Mar 2003, 21:37   #9
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The Sun's infamous "Gotcha" headline, simply for the sheer audacity of it.
My favourite Sun headline has got to be "The Empire Strikes Back" - for jingoistic value it can't be beat.
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Unread 11 Mar 2003, 22:14   #10
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"STICK THIS UP YOUR JUNTA" is amusing as well. The Sun's rather good at thinking up witty headlines, ever so slightly less so at producing witty or informative articles to accompany said headlines.
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"STICK THIS UP YOUR JUNTA" is amusing as well. The Sun's rather good at thinking up witty headlines, ever so slightly less so at producing witty or informative articles to accompany said headlines.
The Sun has articles? I though it was just headlines and pictures...
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Unread 12 Mar 2003, 09:25   #13
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Ive read that in several 'funny headlines' places
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