The many uses of napalm in the kitchen
I really don't get why people don't use napalm in their kitchens more often. It's the perfect solution to problems for every sort of household.
Your typical unemployed slob will have a filthy kitchen, filled with dishes, glasses and bowls stacked atop the sink with new lifeforms in various stages of development.
Solution: Napalm
Your typical posh twat will want to impress his friends with an exiting dinner. You can't really impress anyone with an ordinary flambč anymore, I mean anyone can pour some cognac into a pan.
Solution: Napalm
You're a student, living with other students. You've just had a party the night before, and the kitchen smells like a combination of vomit and old beer. Not something you'd want to smell in the morning with a massive hangover.
Solution: Napalm
I'm sure there are more, but I'm a bit hung over.
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