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5 Apr 2005, 20:35
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Ronnie
There once was a boy named Ronnie,
With a package that was nothing short of scrawny,
I met him in a bar,
He pleasured me in the car,
Then I left him standing naked in a phone booth.
The End
Last edited by Firefreeze; 6 Apr 2005 at 17:07.
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5 Apr 2005, 20:36
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Dirte
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Re: Ronnie
poetry rocks dude, want to hang out and drink red wine?
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5 Apr 2005, 20:40
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Registered User
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Re: Ronnie
Ill drink hard liquor if you dont mind but I accept the invitation:P
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5 Apr 2005, 20:43
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Stealth & Shadows
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Re: Ronnie
lmao.. pld
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5 Apr 2005, 20:44
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Rawr rawr
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Re: Ronnie
Isn't the last line of a limerick (sp?) supposed to rhime with the first two?
Or am I missing some vital pronouncation information here?
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5 Apr 2005, 20:48
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Twisted
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Re: Ronnie
No you are correct, but as we all know 'booth' is pronounced 'bonnie' :rolleyes:
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5 Apr 2005, 20:48
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Ronnie
Has this been moved here?
Let the forum tennis commence!
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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5 Apr 2005, 20:52
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Ronnie
I don't know what I should do with this.
It won't be liked wherever I send it. Hell, it's not even liked here
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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5 Apr 2005, 20:52
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Pandoras Box of filth
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Re: Ronnie
Poor ole Ronnie
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5 Apr 2005, 20:53
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Kralizec
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Re: Ronnie
wot can i say, i'd had a few and he told me he loved me
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<Killmark> you do know what race i am right?
<Ronnie> is 'gay boy' a race ?
<Killmark> ronnie
<Killmark> stfu
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5 Apr 2005, 20:58
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Re: Ronnie
I would like to place all my thx on none other than Ronnie for he is the inspiration behind my artistic genious.
On a side note I purposely ended the way I did. Wasnt supposed to be your "cookie cutter limeric" It was an "I Love Ronnie he loves me" deal.. It cant be questioned=/
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5 Apr 2005, 21:01
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Guy next door
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Re: Ronnie
Oh
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5 Apr 2005, 21:23
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Ronnie
So this is some kind of gay testimonial?
NOT ON MY FORUM
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5 Apr 2005, 23:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy
No you are correct, but as we all know 'booth' is pronounced 'bonnie' :rolleyes:
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And we all know "scrawny" is pronounced "scronny".
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5 Apr 2005, 23:22
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Ronnie
There was a poster named FireFreeze
Who once thought it an incredible wheeze
To post crap on GD
What a faggot was he
His account somebody should freeze
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6 Apr 2005, 00:39
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
There was a poster named FireFreeze
Who once thought it an incredible wheeze
To post crap on GD
What a faggot was he
His account somebody should freeze
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They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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6 Apr 2005, 00:44
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Registered User
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Re: Ronnie
There was also a poster named Dace,
Who thought himself kool in this place,
He had no sense of humour,
His faggotry was more than a rumour,
Perhaps he should just shut his face?
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6 Apr 2005, 00:49
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I dunno...
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Re: Ronnie
There were two men on a forum
who bored me.
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6 Apr 2005, 00:49
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Ronnie
I thought this thread was going to be about Snooker
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6 Apr 2005, 00:57
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Ronnie
There was a poster named FireFreeze
Who was often found down on his knees
To earn some bread
He'd give old guys head
For 5 bucks he's willing to please
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6 Apr 2005, 01:05
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I dunno...
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Re: Ronnie
O, such elation would be mine
if my reputation did not decline.
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6 Apr 2005, 01:39
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Registered User
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Re: Ronnie
There was a poster named Dace,
Who thought he could flame with such grace,
He sounds insecure,
A REAL WINNER Im sure,
And with that I leave this dull place.
Good night
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6 Apr 2005, 02:43
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Ronnie
There once was a person called Dace
There is no way you'd forget his face
It's covered in cum
Just like his bum
He thinks faggots are really quite 'ace'.
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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6 Apr 2005, 03:06
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Ronnie
if this thread doesn't make it into clownshoe corner, then somebody needs to give JJ a new sense of humour
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Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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6 Apr 2005, 03:37
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Ronnie
where's the mod?
firefreeze is a sod
done pasted some words
that are as good as turds
close the thread
enoughs been said
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6 Apr 2005, 03:43
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Ronnie
There once was a mod named Dead_Meat
Who against Dace he could not compete
His marriage's a sham
It's not his kid in the pram
All in all not very L337
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6 Apr 2005, 09:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Firefreeze
Good night
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Goodbye, oh avenue for the outpouring of the muses. Melpomene, specifically.
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6 Apr 2005, 09:13
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rids
I thought this thread was going to be about Snooker
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I thought it was going to be about Ronaldinho
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6 Apr 2005, 09:15
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I thought it was going to be about Ronaldinho
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[football] Ronnie
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ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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6 Apr 2005, 16:12
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Goodbye, oh avenue for the outpouring of the muses. Melpomene, specifically.
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Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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6 Apr 2005, 16:20
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:alpha:
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Re: Ronnie
There once was a thread on GD
Who filled the masses with glee
To Clownshoe Corner! they said
Then "Off with his head!"
I didn't give this limerick much thought, can't you see?
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6 Apr 2005, 16:47
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I am.
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Re: Ronnie
Honestly People
9, 9 ,5, 5, 9
A-a-b-b-a
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6 Apr 2005, 16:56
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Registered User
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Re: Ronnie
Nice slinging words with the lot of ya
cheers.
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6 Apr 2005, 16:58
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Firefreeze
Heh suppose this fodder does belong in Clownshoe....Must have missed it:P Been to long since posting here.
the word ***** comes to mind:/
Nice slinging words with the lot of ya
cheers. Move her out Mods
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Say it again Sam.
This time in english.
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6 Apr 2005, 17:00
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Registered User
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Re: Ronnie
Nuts...You caught it:P
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6 Apr 2005, 17:05
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Firefreeze
Nuts...You caught it:P
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Say fellows, here's a jolly jape: let's confuse that Jakiri chap for a bit of sport what!
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6 Apr 2005, 17:28
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
There once was a mod named Dead_Meat
Who against Dace he could not compete
His marriage's a sham
It's not his kid in the pram
All in all not very L337
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I do not suppose you can see
How ironic your opinion can be
You broke up with Kat
You should have shagged her like 'that'
Looks like youre not the winner to me.
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7 Apr 2005, 08:38
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:alpha:
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
Honestly People
9, 9 ,5, 5, 9
A-a-b-b-a
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I didn't give this limerick much thought, can't you see?
Mine was intentionally shit steven
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7 Apr 2005, 10:02
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Rawr rawr
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Re: Ronnie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
Honestly People
9, 9 ,5, 5, 9
A-a-b-b-a
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In de grote wereldstad Londen,
Waar vier studenten de kans vonden,
Veel bier te zuipen,
Naar huis te kruipen,
Werden ze in't kanaal gevonden
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