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Unread 23 Jan 2003, 23:37   #1
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What's a Good Cure For...
....Infatuation?

I hate to sound like Muslim here, but I'm majorly infatuated with some girl at my work. It's starting to negatively affect my mental health.

Any ideas? I can't take it anywhere since she's in a relationship, as am I, etc.

First person to say "suicide" is gay and masturbates over the Oz prison rape scenes.
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Unread 23 Jan 2003, 23:39   #2
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Unread 23 Jan 2003, 23:41   #3
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just remember that anything you acheive in life can be bettered.

this woman will be superceded by another, and the new one in turn by another.....etc.

the infutallity of lust, as a monster that can never be sated is enough of a discouragment to a strong mind.
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Unread 23 Jan 2003, 23:44   #4
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pretend shes ur mother...
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Unread 23 Jan 2003, 23:45   #5
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Unread 23 Jan 2003, 23:52   #7
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pretend shes ur mother...
If my mother looked even vaguely like this girl then...

Well, let's just say that "tucking in time" at night would have been a lot more interesting.

And surprise sex with whom? Her? I think the girl, her boyfriend,my wife, the police, the Crown Prosecution Service and indeed society as a whole might look down on that.
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:03   #8
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want to hear the answer?



sorry, but there is no answer... as for basically everything else in this life. everything is relative and there is ALWAYS two ways out of a hatch..
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:15   #9
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everything is relative and there is ALWAYS two ways out of a hatch..
What the hell does that mean in this context?
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:19   #10
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:21   #11
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Tell her about your views on animal rights and how you think it´s no biggie to torture them. Odds are she will look at you side-ways after that, taking care of your problem.
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:22   #12
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lol maybe the girl from your job is a pa regular lol and she sees this and lol you two get together and have sex and stuff that had been sooooo lol dont you think that had been fun i think so lol but i dont think the chance off THAT being bigg lol
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:24   #13
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:31   #14
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lol maybe the girl from your job is a pa regular lol
People this attractive don't have to sit up at 3am typing "DEFENCE NEEDED NOW. FFS, WHOSE GOT SPIDERS?". Trust me. It's one of the fundamental rules of the universe.

If this rules fails me then I'll just give up now, give all my money to the Adam Smith Institute/British National Party/Institute of Directors/Catholic Church and kill myself.
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Tell her about your views on animal rights
That's the best one so far. Women love animals. But then again, how she looks at me isn't really the problem. I already look like a freak, so it's not like I need a lot of help to be undesirable.
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:39   #15
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It sounds like she really has made a marx on you!


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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:40   #16
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:41   #17
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Needed : 2 black candles, a long black ribbon, black gloves, scissors,
cauldron containing small amounts of alcohol and a silver bell.
Cleanse and consecrate all the items, and dress the candles
(to send negative energy away from you), then light the candles.
Hold each end of the ribbon and name the ends.
Pass the silver bell over the alter several times until you feel you are in tune with the
Universal energies of love and peace. Anger is not a luxury afforded to you in the situation.
Put the black gloves on and say:
'I call upon the energies of Universal balance
I call upon the ancient energies of my people
I call upon the living energies of the Morrigan
Underworld and heaven
Land and sea, I awaken these energies unto me.
Witness now that I renounce and sever
Break bonds and connections with ________
By all the powers that are One Power
May the great sisters of Karma now weave anew
and separate me from you
As I will, so mote it be'
Cut the ribbon and say: 'It is so.'
Light the cauldron, and burn both the pieces of ribbon.
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:44   #18
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Shouldnt that 'B' be a 'W' in your title?
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Shouldnt that 'B' be a 'W' in your title?
No. Remember this bit?
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you feel you are in tune with the Universal energies of love and peace
If I were in tune with "the Universal energies of love and peace" I'd hardly be here on GD would I?
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People this attractive don't have to sit up at 3am typing "DEFENCE NEEDED NOW. FFS, WHOSE GOT SPIDERS?". Trust me. It's one of the fundamental rules of the universe.

If this rules fails me then I'll just give up now, give all my money to the Adam Smith Institute/British National Party/Institute of Directors/Catholic Church and kill myself.
There are lost of pretty people playing pa (or idling around in warious IRC channels).


I actually got the "hottest" girl in school to play pa, back in r3. She sucked, and logged in twice, both times at the library when i was playing..:/

(Hottest: Attract most males by apperances)
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Unread 24 Jan 2003, 00:49   #21
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No. Remember this bit?

If I were in tune with "the Universal energies of love and peace" I'd hardly be here on GD would I?
Hehe, good point. My bad.
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It sounds like she really has made a marx on you!
I hate you.
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Needs more unshaveness, long scruffy hair and general uncleanliess. Youre letting the side down :/
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Needs more unshaveness, long scruffy hair and general uncleanliess. Youre letting the side down :/
Just look at those eyebrows though. They just scream prole'
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Wow, I expect these three answers, but no-one else posted them, so I will:
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A good cure????
"A one night stand" presumably

....well it might cure the infatuation at least
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Get over her. The most efficient way to do this is to **** her best friend.
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Imagine her having a dump.
And not just a regular dump, she's really trying to pinch one off but she can't, resulting in her face being really red through consipation as she sits on the bog for 20 minutes grunting and groaning.
Then, you visit the bathroom to brush your teeth only to be greated by the worst smell on earth. Now every time you brush your teeth in future, you associate the action of brushing with the mental image of her taking a dump.

That should do it.
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Get over her. The most efficient way to do this is to **** her best friend.
I've no idea what her best friend looks like. I could access her e-mailbox at work and read any contacts she's had with friends, etc. I could then e-mail her friends and try it on. But sounds like a lot of effort, and if I'm willing to go all out I may as well it try it with her. At least I know she's fit. Her friends could all be mingers.

And Woof, good plan. But I don't brush my teeth.
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Fine then, pick whatever woman she interacts the most with at work and **** her. If that woman is unattractive **** her anyways. The point of the exercise is not sexual satisfaction, it's just to get over your infatuation. If you don't like her enough to **** an ugly woman then you don't like her enough to sit and bitch about her either.
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Hmm, maybe try putting this amount of effort back into your marriage ?
That should make you think twice about infactuations of other women.
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On the other hand, why care about "curing" it? Revel in it, and mental health be damned.
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On the other hand, why care about "curing" it? Revel in it, and mental health be damned.
The actual best piece of advice on the thread me thinks.
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Hmm, maybe try putting this amount of effort back into your marriage ?
Trust a woman to come up with something dumb and unrealistic like that. And I'm happily married, but that doesn't make me blind.
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Being blind isn't the issue here, your infatuation is... look by all means, nothing wrong with "window shopping".
Putting an effort into your marriage is hardly dumb and unrealistic now is it, if you are happily married you wouldn't even be considering anything other than looking at this other woman.
Trust a man to come out with the statement you did.
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yeah, those men are all the same, however can a girl find a man when all men are all wanting the same thing what men what what a women doesnt want because shes not a man whod want a woman for a thing that would please a woman (not a man)

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1)Get infatuated with another girl instead....

2)Focus all your attentions on stalking somone else.

3)Become obsessed with a female celebrity.

4)Use aversion therapy,whenever you see her shock yourself with a tazer. If you talk to her,cut yourself with a knife.Soon enough you'll be sick of the sight of her.

5)Stay up for 5 days in a row drinking caffine enriched drinks and eating sugar.You'll be lucky enough to remember your own name and what planet you live on let alone your feelings for some girl.

6)Freeze yourself and be thawed out in 70 years time when the girl is dead.End of story.

7)Pay someone to kidnap her and to transform her surgicaly into some sort of wilderbeast-type creature.

8)Travel to another dimension where her parents never got together and she doesnt exist.

9)Travel back in time and assasinate her parents.While there you can place a few bets on sporting events and invest in some shares.When you get back she's not there and your a millionare...


I've a few others but they are somewhat more drastic.


Hope I've helped
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....Infatuation?

I hate to sound like Muslim here, but I'm majorly infatuated with some girl at my work. It's starting to negatively affect my mental health.

Any ideas? I can't take it anywhere since she's in a relationship, as am I, etc.

First person to say "suicide" is gay and masturbates over the Oz prison rape scenes.
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feel the burn now fella
it hurts doesnt it?
it feckes up your whole life doesnt it?


oh boy how this sux


the thing you gotta do is to face that you have no chances of shaggin her whatsoever
you have to realise that if she had the slightest interest on you she would say it out loud and you would know it

dont be stupid, you must know that the one that controls if you are going to shag her or not is she and not you

she does know that if she wanted you, she would just say it, and she would have you


do not think that she wants you secretly

just forget and be a man to see that you will never have her
do not raise any expectations
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feel the burn now fella
it hurts doesnt it?
it feckes up your whole life doesnt it?


oh boy how this sux


the thing you gotta do is to face that you have no chances of shaggin her whatsoever
you have to realise that if she had the slightest interest on you she would say it out loud and you would know it

dont be stupid, you must know that the one that controls if you are going to shag her or not is she and not you

she does know that if she wanted you, she would just say it, and she would have you


do not think that she wants you secretly

just forget and be a man to see that you will never have her
do not raise any expectations

Mmm well that's all true,its the only way Im keeping my head above water in relation to a friend of mine who's exactly my type but unavailable.

Hopefully I'll follow some of my own advice (points 1 - 9 ) inclusive.
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