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12 Dec 2002, 14:09
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Para Keet
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Scotland
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Girls! No longer be caught out!
Ever been caught dying for a pee at a concert or festival, when all there is is a line for a smelly portaloo? Now, you can stand up to pee! Using this nifty device! Or just pee standing up without it and hope for the best.
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[23:46] <Theamion> i still love you tho
[23:47] <Theamion> you mad scottish bint
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12 Dec 2002, 14:14
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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Re: Girls! No longer be caught out!
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Originally posted by MeridianStar
Or just pee standing up without it and hope for the best.
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It can be done 
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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12 Dec 2002, 14:18
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r0x0r
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: England
Posts: 88
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oooooooooooo... KOOL!!!!!!!!!! :S
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#gemz
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12 Dec 2002, 14:29
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Anal Crumb
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Liverpool
Posts: 1,126
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im getting one
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(MarilynManson) Im from Scotland
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12 Dec 2002, 14:37
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Beyond The Sun
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 630
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i dont want to see girls urinating standing up, thats a luxury only we men can afford  and another thing, picture me being stonedrunk at festival and i see a guy with long hair standing there, i go stand next to him cause i need to wee
1) his penis is made of plastic eeeeeeeek O_o
2) omg,omg,omg, ill be embarrased cause it was a girl!!! go figure huh
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Psycho, alpha, disco, beta
Somebody's gettin bucked down
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12 Dec 2002, 14:46
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Bromley
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duh everyone knows not to use loos at festivals, comon the pile of crap is on a higher level then the actual rim. Anyway if i'm 'desperate' to go, (at a festival anyway) nothing beats a large empty bottle of cola in the tent
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12 Dec 2002, 18:44
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Apparently 90% of girls can piss standing up by applying pressure to certain points on their bits. Causing urine to spurt up and along rather than down round your ankles
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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12 Dec 2002, 18:45
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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12 Dec 2002, 19:36
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Major
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 96
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
Apparently 90% of girls can piss standing up by applying pressure to certain points on their bits. Causing urine to spurt up and along rather than down round your ankles
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Thanks for that very informative bit of info.
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12 Dec 2002, 20:27
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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12 Dec 2002, 22:53
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are these products and techniques really important? when they invent a plastic tube that lets me take a crap whilst standing, that will be impressive.
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12 Dec 2002, 23:24
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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I will not get one.
Anyways, festival toilets are cool.
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14 Dec 2002, 04:24
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Behe
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Arizona
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Quote:
Originally posted by logamus
are these products and techniques really important? when they invent a plastic tube that lets me take a crap whilst standing, that will be impressive.
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use the hand attachment on a vacuum with a little petrol jelly. You will be good to go.
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14 Dec 2002, 22:34
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Hengelo, The netherlands
Posts: 383
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bah. a fake ****.
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14 Dec 2002, 22:45
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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dont you just love the way the qualit5y of this forum has increased recently
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15 Dec 2002, 03:06
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Pandoras Box of filth
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Portsmouth, UK,
Posts: 486
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What a marvelous idea! Not that I would use it. 
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