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Originally posted by Vaio
I'm married to mine and have a 13 year old daughter
I win
Vaio
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I have been through the Teenage Years with my three, you have my sympathy.
Has your daughter started treating you like a walking wallet yet?
If not, here is some free advice.
1) Get rid of your credit card(s) before she decides to take them on a trip to the local fashoin shops.
2) Buy yourself a large Steamer Trunk, Steel Bound with a Hasp and Padlock.
3) Place anything you remotely value in it and keep it locked, put the Key in a Safe deposit box in a swiss bank.
4) Never leave your Cash around, it tends to vanish, usually right about the time your Lovely Daughter says, "hey daddy I am just going out with ny friends"
5) If an argument starts and your Wife takes your daughters side, remember you cannot win, not EVER, no matter how right you are.
6) Never make comments about the spotty oik she has just brought home.
7) If all else fails, blow your brains out.
Good luck.