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27 Jul 2004, 22:52
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So I hear idimmu is moving to America
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27 Jul 2004, 22:55
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so f*cking zen
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
In the future, when i am King of the world, i will outlaw being fat.
The punishment of being fat will be to be chased by big **** off nasty dogs.
Chased until they are no longer fat (however long it takes).
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27 Jul 2004, 22:59
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
idimmu wouldn't be allowed to move to the US on the sole ground that he'd be too close to the San Andreas line and jeopardize all of earth.
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27 Jul 2004, 22:59
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so f*cking zen
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
Thinking about this some more ...
Alternatively all the fat people will be put in "Fat Camps".
In the fat camps they will be put in groups of (prolly) 5.
4 people will then take big sticks and beat the other person.
People take turns at getting a beating.
The encouragement to beat the other fatties as hard as you can comes from the fact that the more you beat the other people, the more calories you'll burn, the quicker you'll lose weight, the sooner you'll get out of the camp and hence stop being beaten.
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27 Jul 2004, 23:16
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This is bat country
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
Dace is fat. kill him
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28 Jul 2004, 01:22
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so f*cking zen
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
I am so not fat.
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28 Jul 2004, 01:24
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
Don't worry dace. I'm sure the state can pay you huge sums of money in order for you to fix your own personal problems (eg through hiring a hooker).
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28 Jul 2004, 01:30
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so f*cking zen
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
or allow me to become a teacher
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28 Jul 2004, 01:31
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Dirte
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
Idi is fat is so old that its still fun
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28 Jul 2004, 01:46
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
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Originally Posted by Dace
In the future, when i am King of the world, i will outlaw being fat.
The punishment of being fat will be to be chased by big **** off nasty dogs.
Chased until they are no longer fat (however long it takes).
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My family had a cat. My brother fed this cat till it was a fat. My family got a dog. The dog chased cat on regular bases through house. Cat is no longer fat.
How does one make you king?
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28 Jul 2004, 02:12
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so f*cking zen
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
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Originally Posted by Intrepid00
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I'm working on it.
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28 Jul 2004, 02:28
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
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Originally Posted by Dace
I'm working on it.
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get a scepter
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28 Jul 2004, 02:33
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so f*cking zen
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
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get a scepter
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Nah.
First you get the money.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the girls.
THEN you get the scepter*.
*for some hard ****ing of said girls
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28 Jul 2004, 02:50
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
[pedant]the original line was 'women', not 'girls'[/pedant]
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28 Jul 2004, 02:52
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so f*cking zen
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
**** You !!!!!!!!1111111111111
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28 Jul 2004, 02:53
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
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Originally Posted by Dace
**** You !!!!!!!!1111111111111
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:)
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As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
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28 Jul 2004, 08:42
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
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Originally Posted by I am Idler
Dace is fat. kill him
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Dace can't possibly be fat after all the walking he does every time he drinks alcohol...
-Zaps
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28 Jul 2004, 09:20
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cynic
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
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and no one picked up on the paedo overtones of dace being in our schools? or have i missed the wagon somewhere and is this not cool anymore?
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28 Jul 2004, 09:21
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
"Here's a hint. PUT DOWN THE FORK!"
"Face!"
(10 points for spotting the reference)
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28 Jul 2004, 13:14
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Dirte
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
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hippy
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28 Jul 2004, 13:22
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Miles Teg
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
fo' real, fat people should be shot
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29 Jul 2004, 08:14
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Re: So I hear idimmu is moving to America
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Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
fo' real, fat people should be shot
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do you know how sparse america would be if they let this happen? The isolated gene pools are small enough already fs!
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