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Unread 11 Mar 2004, 17:36   #1
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If I get one more broadcast email from these women...
...on a email telling everyone to delete the teddy bear virus (which really is part of the MS OS), or dial #77 if being pulled over by an unmarked police car to make sure its real I am going to punch each one of their faces.

Well, not really. Why are email users so stupid to believe what the email tells them. It has to be the TVs fault and then back to the papers because if its in the media, it must be ****ing true.
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Unread 11 Mar 2004, 17:43   #2
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/spa...161304,00.html
This is quite interesting about spam.
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The new plan is to make the early part of spam's journey across the internet more testing. The rationale is that even a marginal increase in the hassle factor for spammers will make sending junk email much less attractive. Greg Olson, vice president of email software company Sendmail, explains: "As long as it is so cheap to propagate to a million people, and even though your message is of low quality, you're still going to find a few suckers. If it becomes very costly to propagate to a million people ... these things will all cost a lot. Getting three or four suckers won't pay for this any more."
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Unread 11 Mar 2004, 17:45   #3
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Whats #77 do?
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Nothing, it SUPPOSLY calls your local state trooper. Stupid ****ing office women.
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It calls Military Intelligence on my phone. Stupid speed dial.
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Re: If I get one more broadcast email from these women...
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/spa...161304,00.html
This is quite interesting about spam.
I read this story on another site, but its not going to stop the HOAX emails Though, SMTP diffently needs an upgrade.
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Unread 11 Mar 2004, 17:50   #7
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It calls Military Intelligence on my phone. Stupid speed dial.
Are you James Bond?
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I never open any of my e-mails because it's the only way you can be totally safe from people like Leshy.
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Re: If I get one more broadcast email from these women...
But how are you going to learn that your penis is too small and there is a way to make it bigger naturally?
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Are you James Bond?

No, it just happens to be before MoD Police, which is #78 in my speed dial and Mick, a lad from the pub who is #76
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Unread 11 Mar 2004, 18:00   #11
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Are you James Bond?
He's in the Royal Military Police.
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Unread 11 Mar 2004, 18:01   #12
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Re: If I get one more broadcast email from these women...
You should have lied, now your less cool.
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Unread 11 Mar 2004, 18:02   #13
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and there is a way to make it bigger naturally?
Why would I want it bigger? it's already a contender.
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Unread 11 Mar 2004, 18:05   #14
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I enjoy reading Nigerian Scam Spam--they're funny. I'm a bit sad that so little of it gets through my mail filters anymore. :/
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You should have lied, now your less cool.
Real life James Bonds firstly don't exist, and those who believe they are something special tend to simply be social retards who can't interact with people without thinking someone is 'out to get them'.

Same with the SAS and those poncy RM Commando's - always on edge and can't relax.
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Besides, there's no-one suave enough in The MoD. That's why we have the intelligence services.
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Real life James Bonds firstly don't exist
That's what they want you to think. :ninja:
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doesnt #77 phone the police operator type woman who can tell you if the car trying to pull you over is a real unmarked cop car or a fake one who has a man inside who will KILL AND MUG YOU
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Unread 11 Mar 2004, 18:35   #19
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I hope so, somebody has to protect the stupid.
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you know what i hate about forward'ed mail?
the fact that it ALWYS has on the bottom 'you must forward this mail to x ppl or your penis will drop off/you will never find your true love/george w bush will become presidnet for a second term etc '
christ, if i think that the e mail is funny i will forward it to other ppl who think its funny, if i dont, i wont FFS!
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I never forward circular e-mails regardless how "funny" they might be.

The worst ones are the ones that prey on semi-legitimate fears (e.g. the #77 one).
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Re: If I get one more broadcast email from these women...
to be fair, i thik i may have forwarded about 3 in the past 4 years or so, and i am considerate enough to clean them up and get rid of all those ****ing arrows etc that come whenever you forward mail
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