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21 Jul 2005, 18:31
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Londoners Unite
8 bombs in 14days
how shall we react to this terror?
Simple.
We all know that there are 'terror alerts' and 'suspect packages' discovered daily on several tubelines, buses and over land trains. let's sock one in the eye to these terrorists.
I urge all londoners to go get pissed tonight with friends. get trollied. then as you crawl into bed tonight, turn off your mobile phone. sleep in. you deserve it. go into work for 2pm tomorrow and when questioned. just shrug and say "bloody terror alert"
let's make an opportunity out of a crisis.!!!
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21 Jul 2005, 18:32
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Re: Londoners Unite
Almost makes me want to live in London*.
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*Almost in relation to "Having my knob shredded in a blender"
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21 Jul 2005, 18:45
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Re: Londoners Unite
You'd be better off putting aside the money you'd use to go out drinking so that you can afford tube fares after the inevitable rises in order to fund 'increased security'
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21 Jul 2005, 18:49
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Re: Londoners Unite
I have no reason to goto Kings Cross tomorrow so im safe for another day.
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21 Jul 2005, 19:14
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Next goal wins!
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Location: London
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Re: Londoners Unite
tell tony that his speech today was awful.
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21 Jul 2005, 19:44
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Re: Londoners Unite
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
tell tony that his speechwriter today was awful.
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fixed.
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21 Jul 2005, 20:02
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Re: Londoners Unite
I really wish they'd stop ****ing with the Northern Line.
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21 Jul 2005, 20:04
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Londoners Unite
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
I really wish they'd stop ****ing with the Northern Line.
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I think its Londoners trying to catch those bloody Northerners sneaking in from Luton.
Congestion Charge didnt stop em, lets just bomb the ****ers when they get anywhere near the centre.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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21 Jul 2005, 20:59
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: Londoners Unite
What if the terrorists decide that they want to blow your Cockfosters?
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21 Jul 2005, 21:03
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Re: Londoners Unite
whatsa cockfoster
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21 Jul 2005, 21:11
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Londoners Unite
My favouritely named station in the whole world. In fact, probably my favouritely named anything in the whole anything else.
I shall buy a butler and call him Cockfosters and giggle every time I say Cockfosters until I can say Cockfosters no more.
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21 Jul 2005, 22:24
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Re: Londoners Unite
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
go into work for 2pm tomorrow and when questioned. just shrug and say "bloody terror alert"
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I useda do this when I was at school. If there was a few morning classes I wanted to miss, I just hadda say either "Bomb scare" or "Police roadblocks/checkpoints".
And just when i'm hit with double maths on a monday morning, the paramilitaries go and announce ceasefires... The injustice of it
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21 Jul 2005, 22:51
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Re: Londoners Unite
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
My favouritely named station in the whole world. In fact, probably my favouritely named anything in the whole anything else.
I shall buy a butler and call him Cockfosters and giggle every time I say Cockfosters until I can say Cockfosters no more.
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cockfosters is on the pickawilly line.
amuses me
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21 Jul 2005, 23:00
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Londoners Unite
Anyone taking their girlfriend to London should make sure to ask them if they want to ride the Cockfoster tube.
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21 Jul 2005, 23:35
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BlueTuba
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Re: Londoners Unite
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Originally Posted by dda
Anyone taking their girlfriend to London should make sure to ask them if they want to ride the Cockfoster tube.
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and if she runs off to picawilly, we know who to blame now for that bright idea.
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21 Jul 2005, 23:38
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: Londoners Unite
Take her to Soho. And then run away. It would be funny for at least 5 minutes.
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22 Jul 2005, 00:34
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Re: Londoners Unite
I used to live near Cockfosters, although the closest stop to the house was Oakwood which is one stop south.
Many a night in London I got drunk, fell asleep on the tube, and woke up in Cockfosters.
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22 Jul 2005, 16:27
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Londoners Unite
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Originally Posted by MrPeach
I used to live near Cockfosters, although the closest stop to the house was Oakwood which is one stop south.
Many a night in London I got drunk, fell asleep on the tube, and woke up in Cockfosters.
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You were young and you needed the money.
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22 Jul 2005, 21:28
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BlueTuba
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Re: Londoners Unite
"what's the way to cockfosters"
"drink it warm, mate"
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22 Jul 2005, 21:54
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Re: Londoners Unite
I know!* Londoners should all commit mass suicide so the terrorists don't have anyone else left to kill!
*Insert stroke of genius and Light-bulb above head here.
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22 Jul 2005, 22:21
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Re: Londoners Unite
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
*Insert stroke of genius and Light-bulb above head here.
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Flap on QazokRouge5's head, unopened, saying "Insert brain here".
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22 Jul 2005, 23:13
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Re: Londoners Unite
Quote:
Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
I know!* Londoners should all commit mass suicide so the terrorists don't have anyone else left to kill!
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I think you need to give them a demonstration, how it's done like.
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