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Unread 20 Jun 2004, 23:07   #1
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Newsflash from the DVLA
In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous
drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and
driving ability to display a warning flag.

The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be
attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required.
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Unread 20 Jun 2004, 23:09   #2
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I'm now lying in bed chuckling loudly.

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Unread 20 Jun 2004, 23:15   #3
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Re: Newsflash from the DVLA
Old.

No really - I had this e-mailed to me on Friday (cant believe I've just said "old" - sorry!)

Who actually has one of those flags on their car?
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Unread 21 Jun 2004, 00:19   #4
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Re: Newsflash from the DVLA
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous
drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and
driving ability to display a warning flag.

The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be
attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
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Unread 21 Jun 2004, 00:55   #5
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Old.

No really - I had this e-mailed to me on Friday (cant believe I've just said "old" - sorry!)

Who actually has one of those flags on their car?
Theyre ****ing everywhere here.

"The Manx National Identity" appears to have been abandoned for the duration of the tournament.
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Unread 21 Jun 2004, 01:23   #6
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Manx is clearly just ****ing england.

If they go out or if they get really hooliganistic expect denouncement asap.
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Unread 21 Jun 2004, 01:51   #7
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Re: Newsflash from the DVLA
People with high IQs are often academics/scientists who lack common sense, physical dexterity, hand eye coordination, observatory prowess, or the ability to perform tasks involving the handling of large machinery in a way that doesn't significantly increase the risk to those around them, true story.
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Unread 21 Jun 2004, 02:07   #8
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Gordon you really are a wankstain.
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Unread 21 Jun 2004, 02:17   #9
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Gordon you really are a wankstain.
Mr Barn , its good to see you returned to us.

Clearly a PM of some description to provide your current mobile number is in order to enable a weekend "trip" of some description, culminating in a loud, and inevitably humourous, night out to occur.
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Unread 21 Jun 2004, 03:05   #10
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I haven't seen them in Wales.

I am pretty sure most people pull over to the hard shoulder after the bridge and take them off
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Mr Barn , its good to see you returned to us.

Clearly a PM of some description to provide your current mobile number is in order to enable a weekend "trip" of some description, culminating in a loud, and inevitably humourous, night out to occur.
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I haven't seen them in Wales.

I am pretty sure most people pull over to the hard shoulder after the bridge and take them offcan I come
This would depend on Mr Barn responding with his phone number, and you being able to make it from Bristol to Liverpool for the corresponding night out.
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