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8 Jan 2003, 19:12
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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I need ear defenders
My parents are shagging in the next room and I CAN HEAR IT!!!
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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8 Jan 2003, 19:13
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In fond memory of SB
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Quality sig material
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Peace, Love and Linux
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My Artwork
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8 Jan 2003, 19:19
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Gone
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Wank0r time, whilst the coast is clear.
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8 Jan 2003, 19:20
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Wank0r time, whilst the coast is clear.
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To the sound of his parents doing it?
That's sick, mm.
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8 Jan 2003, 19:21
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by sayonara
To the sound of his parents doing it?
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Mabye you should get the ear plugs first, actually.
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8 Jan 2003, 19:25
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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THis is soo traumatising me.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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8 Jan 2003, 19:26
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
THis is soo traumatising me.
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The thread or the rumpy pumpy?
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8 Jan 2003, 19:27
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
The thread or the rumpy pumpy?
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You have three guesses and the first two don't count.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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8 Jan 2003, 19:30
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Gone
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Have they stopped yet, or are they still at it?
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8 Jan 2003, 19:32
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Unfortunatly still going strong. I would leave the house but that would mean walking through my parents room
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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8 Jan 2003, 19:46
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Gone
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They must have stopped now fs.
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8 Jan 2003, 19:59
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Rawr rawr
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
They must have stopped now fs.
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Well, actually some people have more stamina than you do.... ever thought of that?
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8 Jan 2003, 20:00
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
Well, actually some people have more stamina than you do....
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Bring it on.
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8 Jan 2003, 20:01
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Bring it on.
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OK!
1.... 2.... 3.... GO!!!!!!
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8 Jan 2003, 20:02
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
OK!
1.... 2.... 3.... GO!!!!!!
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I thought it was a proposal.
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8 Jan 2003, 20:03
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Rawr rawr
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
I thought it was a proposal.
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say, are we going through with this or what?
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8 Jan 2003, 20:04
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
say, are we going through with this or what?
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I'm game if you are.
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8 Jan 2003, 20:07
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
I'm game if you are.
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I already started.... how bout you?
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8 Jan 2003, 20:11
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share the <3
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this used to happen when i was growing up
our house was small.
first id hear my parents door creaking shut
then the light clicking off
then 2 mins of 'fumbling noises'
then 20 secs of creaking
then the light would go back on
this pissed me off since i was trying to go to sleep. but at least ive turned out a better shagger then my dad. I mean 2min 20 secs total!!!!!!! no wonder my mum took 10 yrs to go throught the menopause.
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8 Jan 2003, 20:20
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
this used to happen when i was growing up
this pissed me off since i was trying to go to sleep. but at least ive turned out a better shagger then my dad. I mean 2min 20 secs total!!!!!!! no wonder my mum took 10 yrs to go throught the menopause.
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In other words, you're the product of 20 secs of dry-humping =/
(I couldn't resist. It's the leprechauns, they told me to say it)
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8 Jan 2003, 20:23
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share the <3
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Quote:
Originally posted by ÐiSCoRPoRaTioN
In other words, you're the product of 20 secs of dry-humping =/
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oh ive long ago acceptted that i wasnt a joy to my mother from the point of conception to the point of birth :/
ah well
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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8 Jan 2003, 20:24
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
oh ive long ago acceptted that i wasnt a joy to my mother from the point of conception to the point of birth :/
ah well
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Look on the bright side, you could be adopted
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8 Jan 2003, 21:47
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m u p p e t
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My most disturbing memories are hearing my parents going at it
Oh how I wish they were just people who'd make the bed creak but no noise.....but no........oh the agony.
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8 Jan 2003, 22:07
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Pandoras Box of filth
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Quote:
Originally posted by ÐiSCoRPoRaTioN
Look on the bright side, you could be adopted
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Being adopted would have made him even more special. Nothing like actually being chosen
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8 Jan 2003, 22:07
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Supernova9
My most disturbing memories are hearing my parents going at it
Oh how I wish they were just people who'd make the bed creak but no noise.....but no........oh the agony.
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Yeah but I bet your mum didn't scream: "HARDER BIG BOY!"
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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8 Jan 2003, 22:13
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Miles Teg
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to her son ?
weird mom you have.
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8 Jan 2003, 22:19
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
to her son ?
weird mom you have.
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Don't be daft Sir Theamion
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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8 Jan 2003, 22:53
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Quote:
Originally posted by CaptinPissgums
Go outside their door and yell "Go dad! Stuff that turkey!" etc. They'll either stop or invite you to join - either is good.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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8 Jan 2003, 23:11
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Blood
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Re: Re: I need ear defenders
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Originally posted by Zword
tape with videocam and then put it on the internet. That will teach 'm
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Or it'll scar him for life requiring years of therapy but hey...
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8 Jan 2003, 23:26
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Cute and cuddly
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parents don't have sex silly. you're hearing things
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9 Jan 2003, 00:02
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Ball
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Have they stopped yet?
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9 Jan 2003, 04:21
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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*shudder*
STOP REMINDING ME OF STUFF I'VE REPRESSED
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9 Jan 2003, 05:27
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I hate you all
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Quote:
first id hear my parents door creaking shut
then the light clicking off
then 2 mins of 'fumbling noises'
then 20 secs of creaking
then the light would go back on
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sounds like me now
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9 Jan 2003, 07:10
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Lonely analytic
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
oh ive long ago acceptted that i wasnt a joy to my mother on the point of conception...
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is it true those children are uglier?
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