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24 Sep 2004, 14:19
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Historian
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Moving on...
Greetings all:
For those who have been following my recent misadventures, (I still walk around with my hands in the air after the Boss' desk incident, by the way), today is a watershed day for me. As of end of day today I am no longer in 'the business', and Monday and Tuesday I will have an irritatingly extended debriefing session about what I can and cannot do and talk about for the rest of my days...
Then, just over a week from today, I am off to Jolly old Blighty, to start the next stage of my career/life at Oxford.
So today is my last chance to terribly abuse my power, but people I don't like on watchlists, falsify WMD finds and generally make a mess of things. Actually, I can't really do any of those things either (at least, not without getting instantly caught) but it makes for an amusing tale...
The scandalously young girlfriend who was the subject of my last series of posts and I are off for the weekend for a couple days of general hedonism, then its packing everything I own and moving across the pond...
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"Et nunc, reges, intelligite, er udimini, qui judicati terram"
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24 Sep 2004, 14:34
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
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Re: Moving on...
im assuming your scandalously young girlfriend isnt coming with you? her father might 'twig' what was going on.
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24 Sep 2004, 14:36
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Moving on...
have a great weekend!
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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24 Sep 2004, 14:37
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th0ng gimp
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: somewhere in th0ngland
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Re: Moving on...
you will have to tell us wha yu can say after your debriefing.
As for the daugter I am sure she will be ready for you. You will be ripped apart
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No one significant ;o)
Former FAnG HC
Former JoV daddy
Former legion th0ng master
Proud to be Independent
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24 Sep 2004, 14:41
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
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Re: Moving on...
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Originally Posted by Vermillion
and Monday and Tuesday I will have an irritatingly extended debriefing session about what I can and cannot do and talk about for the rest of my days...
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Bloody hell. This sounds like as if you've been working for the FBI/CIA for years.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 Sep 2004, 14:44
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Re: Moving on...
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Originally Posted by Vermillion
Greetings all:
So today is my last chance to terribly abuse my power, but people I don't like on watchlists, falsify WMD finds and generally make a mess of things. Actually, I can't really do any of those things either (at least, not without getting instantly caught) but it makes for an amusing tale...
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damnit. cant you put 8pm on a watch list ? pretty please ?
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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Pretty parks and funky scrap metal things here
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24 Sep 2004, 15:10
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: Moving on...
Yes, immediately put Sunday on the terrorist watchlist.
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24 Sep 2004, 15:19
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: Moving on...
AH so you're the one who didn't like Cat Stevens...
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24 Sep 2004, 15:35
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Moving on...
Actually I'd dearly like it if Vermillion could sort my gf out with some special clearance cause they are telling her it could take 18 months to three years merely cause she lived a year in the UK compared to the average of 2-3 months when it comes to applying for jobs that are govermental in the Ottawa area.
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24 Sep 2004, 16:36
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: Moving on...
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24 Sep 2004, 17:07
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Re: Moving on...
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Interesting.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 Sep 2004, 17:08
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Re: Moving on...
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io: Fetish/Erotica Photographer... lover over Grrls... Dancer... I'm not sure what to say about myself... really, I photograph sexy girls, I am always looking for more models.. I generally do not have any interest in photographing guys, unless there is something special... Drag Queens are always welcome.
I am very into piercings and tattoos... cats. I do Irish and Scottish dance, Swing and Lindy Hop, I'm a goth at heart, though I can't be bothered to dress the part any longer. I still love black and all things sinister and kinky.
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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24 Sep 2004, 17:51
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Moving on...
What the **** is "Lindy Hop"?
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24 Sep 2004, 18:34
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Historian
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: Moving on...
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Bloody hell. This sounds like as if you've been working for the FBI/CIA for years.
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I'm Canadian, so no.
Yes my girlfriend is coming with me, She gave her father some excuse, and he does not know I am taking off for the weekend, so there is no reason for him to put two and two together... I hope...
Otherwise a Black team might be waiting for us at the B&B...
While I actually CAN put people on one of the many watchlists, it has to be justified, evidenced, then verified by another department head, and then goes through another level of screening after me.
This is not the sort of thing they take lightly, screwing around with this is not just losing my job, it is a felony, and one the would persecute...
Sunday, Canadian Security clearance, in particular Secret Top Secret1 and TopSecret2 clearances, are all done through CSIS. They do designated files first, meaning files recommended by director generals and above, from sensetive organisations. Even if today were not my last day, I am not a director general, and I have no way of influencing the progress of a security check...
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"Et nunc, reges, intelligite, er udimini, qui judicati terram"
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24 Sep 2004, 18:37
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Re: Moving on...
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This guy is a disgrace to the name Vermillion.
Lindy Hop? Fetish photographer looking for Drag Queens?
I need to go shower, and possibly change my handle...
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24 Sep 2004, 18:40
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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Re: Moving on...
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Originally Posted by Vermillion
Lindy Hop? Fetish photographer looking for Drag Queens?
I need to go shower, and possibly play with my handle...
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Disgusting pervert!
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24 Sep 2004, 18:40
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First Disciple of Aldur
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: The Vale of Aldur
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Re: Moving on...
Vermillion, are UFO's real, and has the worlds mass media stealthily been conditioning us into not having mass hysteria when government announce contact with intelligent alien life?
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24 Sep 2004, 18:47
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: Moving on...
As it is my last day, I suppose I can reveal the truth...
UFOs are real, but they are not extratrrestrial life, they are scouts and probes based on the Nazi flying disk ship designs, sent from the Fourth Reich military base set up in 1945 on the far side of the moon.
Watch the skies my friends, watch the skies...
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"Et nunc, reges, intelligite, er udimini, qui judicati terram"
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24 Sep 2004, 19:06
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Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: At the very edge of existance
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Re: Moving on...
lol.
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