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Unread 14 Oct 2003, 15:26   #1
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Last thursday at the red light district....
Me and my mates went to a "strip club" last thursday for a bachelour party. The dude marriage took place last saturday, so we went there for a couple of bottles of scotch and to see some nudity. All in fun and no-one was there to bring a ho home.

The only problem was that I got sick, all that alcohol and only lunch in my stomach made my guts want to quit on me. The next day I was very ill and had to be absent from work. But the worse was to tell my girlfriend where I was the other night and why I was in bed...

I know that nothing took place (no messing around with the girls, nor getting frisky nor laid with any of them)... So I went on the whole "Yes I was on a bachelour party, but I was there for the fun not for the easy women", told the truth and all hell broke loose.

What would you the GD people do if you HAD a girlfriend and passed by the same thing? Tell the truth? Craft a FBI-type of lie?
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Unread 14 Oct 2003, 15:31   #2
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Re: Last thursday at the red light district....
Well, you could have said "I was out drinking" instead of "I was out drinking in a strip club".

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Kick dat ho to da curb.
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Unread 14 Oct 2003, 15:33   #4
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Re: Last thursday at the red light district....
I would've said "I had far too much to drink at the strip-club last night, so naturally I am hung over as ****"
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Re: Last thursday at the red light district....
I'd have thrown her out the window if she insisted on nagging while I was hungover to **** frankly.
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Unread 14 Oct 2003, 15:43   #6
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Re: Last thursday at the red light district....
I DO have a girlfriend and made it clear from the start that occasionally I enjoy visiting stip clubc with the lads for nothing more than a giggle. I also made it clear that if she had a problem with that it was something she needed to deal with as I would not want to be with anyone who I could not be honest with should I fancy throwing a few quid in a jar while some tart gets her kit off.

If you hadn't done the same then you must immediately point out that if she doesnt like it she can always walk but until you have actually done anything wrong, her jealousy is her own problem that she must deal with. Just ask her if she would prefer you lied in future.
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Re: Last thursday at the red light district....
I ring mine after the club just to let her know, and then I tell her all the bad things about it (emphasis on the ugly strippers, on how i hated it in there). That reassures her and we have a laugh about it.

I've only been to one strip club though, but that's what I did.
Simply because if she went to a male strip club, that's what I'd want her to do. A small phonecall reassures them you are thinking of them still.
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Unread 14 Oct 2003, 16:59   #8
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A small phonecall reassures them you are thinking of them still.
True, but why pander to their insecurities?
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Re: Last thursday at the red light district....
Personally I would just say it straight "Was at a bachelor party,went to a strip club,got buckeled drunk,am hungover as hell,can you get me a pint of water and some paracetamol please babe"

It's her problem if she gets angry cause I'd have done nothing wrong. Most girls I know end up at Ann Summers parties,Hen nights with tons of alcohol and sleezy antics and Chippendales shows at some point. Why should I be made suffer for the same thing
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Unread 15 Oct 2003, 02:33   #10
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Re: Last thursday at the red light district....
I knew it before he even went there.
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Re: Last thursday at the red light district....
Dump her. If she can't believe the truth, how will she ever belive you when you really need to lie?
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Re: Last thursday at the red light district....
W is very right.

Dump her.

I'm thinking of dumping someone too.
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Re: Last thursday at the red light district....
I don't want to dump her....

I love her.

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