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1 Mar 2004, 19:40
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Loughborough, UK
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Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
What do you do when:
Out of the blue, one of your best mates at uni decides to tell you that she's only staying with her boyfriend through force of habit and to keep him happy, she's getting nothing from the relationship, and she wants to end it and move out (they have a flat) before the end of the uni year.
Oh, and she got off with one the guys she works with at a work party just to make herself feel better (she doesn't even like the guy that much).
Oh, and I'm supposed to be playing pool with her boyfriend tomorrow.
Oh, and she hasn't told him any of this and he thinks EVERYTHING IS FINE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
ARGH!
When I'd quite managed to digest all this (I had no idea either - she's putting on a VERY good act) I mumbled something along the lines of "well if you need someone to talk to or somewhere to stay...", which on reflection was a very bad idea cos then it's gonna look REALLY dodgy if she moves straight out of his place and into mine (no, I have no intentions in that area before you all get started).
Life is full of surprises...
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1 Mar 2004, 19:42
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
Get friends with more self respect?
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1 Mar 2004, 19:43
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
What's a friend?
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1 Mar 2004, 19:44
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Das Scoot
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 788
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
Get friends with more self respect?
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Quoted for trueness
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1 Mar 2004, 19:50
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
i'd tell him, since he's going to find out anyway.
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1 Mar 2004, 20:02
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
Sumbit to reader's wives.
Should net you at least a tenner.
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1 Mar 2004, 20:36
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Weeeeee
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: leeds
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
kill them both it'll be for the best
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1 Mar 2004, 20:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
and eat them.
BUT CUT OUT THE BITE MARKS
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1 Mar 2004, 20:45
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TashTastic
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
BUT CUT OUT THE BITE MARKS
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with a wooden spoon?
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1 Mar 2004, 21:39
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
That's not even awkward if you don't care about the guy.
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1 Mar 2004, 22:50
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
What's a friend?
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Quoted for Impact
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1 Mar 2004, 22:53
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Lurker
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Escosía
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
Kill the guy, reanimate his body, and use him as a zombie slave. Problem solved. Your lady friend can even keep his flat.
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1 Mar 2004, 22:54
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
Hang on, are you actually friends with her boyfriend (aside from playing pool with him)?
If the answer is no to the above then you've done nothing wrong, and it's not that akward. You should probably cancel your social arrangement though.
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1 Mar 2004, 23:23
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
that happened to me, except i ended up in bed with the girl.
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1 Mar 2004, 23:30
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 3,332
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
Stick your tongue down his throat
Might make him feel better
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1 Mar 2004, 23:32
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Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
Step Two.
Stick your male organs up his exit only hole.
Might make him feel better. Stupid chubby checker...
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1 Mar 2004, 23:41
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
Stupid?
More like genius!
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2 Mar 2004, 01:36
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
It isn't that unusual at all actually...
Just don't mention to it to the boyfriend, unless you lose.
Bad losers always win.
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2 Mar 2004, 03:49
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Guilty of being White
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: CANADA EH!!!!!
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
you'll just drag yourself in even more if you tell him!
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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your **** up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
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2 Mar 2004, 04:02
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Guilty of being White
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: CANADA EH!!!!!
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
OR he'll just play dumb duck and most likely think youre lying...
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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your **** up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
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2 Mar 2004, 08:08
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This is bat country
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
tell him that his gf is a bitch and that you will help him ditch the corpse
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2 Mar 2004, 13:08
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
tell him.
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2 Mar 2004, 14:10
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: On my metal roid
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...
If you tell him he might get upset and ask her about it and she might admit it. Then they argue, and one has to move out or he just throws her on the street or whatever.
You could create unforseen consequences. Better talk to your (female) friend, think about solutions, discuss. Etc.
After shagging \o/
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