trick or treating is glorified begging

[Nusselt]

little cnut came to the door i gave him some sweets from the sweets we (flat) had bought and closed the door, 1.3 secs later i hear a crack against the wall, the little mother****ing shit threw the sweets away because he wanted money so i opened the door and for once not being out numbered by the ****s 25 to 1 when they walk down the street, i let him have it, Aphex twin video where the whatsit screams at the little old lady, well thats what it was like, i made him come over and pick up every last one, he wont be coming back here again, oh no. Children are getting out of control on the streets and the only way i can see out of this situation is to start legalising pedophilia start a licence system whereby they're allowed to abduct and abuse the most disruptive children, a few rapes and murders later all will be well.



Children suck and should therefore be made to suck.


****s

ps ive switched the bell off and am ignoring the begging little tossers

[Evil Skragg]

Comedy "Nusselt is Dace in disguise" post

[I'm Not Grimble]

Just give the kids money cheapskate, who the **** wants your shitty candy anyway?

[1-X]

I never give them anything unless

1. they ask on the right day (this has yet to happen)
2. they've made some effort with costume

Even then they only get sweets. I hope you didn't use your "I hope you get raped and/or murdered for throwing sweets" idea when you were shouting at the kid in the street

[Ra]

Food = good,
Free Food = even better.

Kids should be happy with free food.

[Scoot951]

Since when have kids started asking for money? If a kid tried that on me I'd laugh in his face. Tho I'm not even sure if we're gonna have candy this year, last year we didn't but everyone in that apartment building was in college.



Oh, and do you guys celebrate early, or is this a story from last year?

[ChubbyChecker]

Halloween is today? I thought it was tomorrow?

[Ra]

Originally Posted by Scoot951

Oh, and do you guys celebrate early, or is this a story from last year?

Theres usually 1 or 2 people who think they will be *smart* and come a day or two early. We even had someone come like 4 days early before

[Shadow1980]

We dont have Haloween here \o/ \o/


Unfortunatly we have something similair called "Sint Maarten"
But when they ring my door I open and look like a sheep who just saw his own wool run away.
Tbh I dont even know what it is all about and I dont care either. It's all commercial useless garbage.

[I'm Not Grimble]

I usually put a post-it on the door saying "There's candy at the ****ing store, go away"

[1-X]

Scoot951's reply makes it clearer to me. In the US it's a respectable established holiday with clearly defined customs, but in the UK, young idiot beggars latched onto the "something for nothing" part without the details of getting the day right / wearing costumes etc.

If you reply "trick" when they ask, they'll either be totally confused or you'll get a firework through your letterbox later.

[Proteus]

Everyone should have a hosepipe handy.

P.S. I've never heard of people asking for money before.

P.P.S. They never come to my house. I suppose the dog scares most of them away.

P.P.P.S. I think it's legally classified as begging, so threaten to have them arrested. And of course if they "trick" it's criminal damage.

[Obliterate]

Where I live, you're not allowed to buy eggs or flour unless you spend over £20 on other stuff aswell.

This is because the last few years the little twats have been getting better and better at terrorising the area.

[Crackmonkey]

I guess that's a good idea up until you forget to buy eggs or flour when you go grocery shopping.

[JC]

If you piss the kids off where i live you end up with eggs being thrown at your house, fireworks being put through your letter box or a bullet in your head, its all fun .


The only solution is to sit on the roof with a paintball gun and pick them off at will.

[Aryn]

i'm goin to the bar
ofc not until after the kids have started coming around
those greedy little shits. they're not happy in their own neighbourhood anymore, oh no, they have to go to their grandparents/aunts/uncles/cousins/friends/stepparents/somekidtheymetatschools neighbourhoods as well.
fs

[Psi_K]

Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker

Halloween is today? I thought it was tomorrow?

It is

Originally Posted by JC

The only solution is to sit on the roof with a paintball gun and pick them off at will.

Been there, done that ... cops didn't think it was funny ... to bad they couldn't identify where I was

[Sturge]

Some of them don't even say "trick or treat", they just look at you.

Solution, throw chilli powder in their eyes and close the door. (this is to catch the ones who don't wear costumes (ie. mask) and the ones wearing masks are generally safe....)

I am this bunny -->

[Knight Theamion]

Originally Posted by Nusselt

Children suck and should therefore be made to suck.

i think the vice police thinks diffo 'bout this.

[Bob The Scutter]

im not gonna come into contact with little tiny useless pieces of turd begging for money tonight, nope, not a chance... instead, im going to come into contact with hundreds of older pissed up fools who are begging for free drinks just because its halloween. none of them will consider in the slightest that our club is having NO halloween compeitions/give away night thingys or whatever, therefore the chances of a free drink tonight is just the same as the chances of me being sober on new years eve, even while im working

[Aryn]

i'm gonna get free drinks tonight
my parents will buy them for me
some people think it's odd that i'd go to the bar with my parents.. but when they're not utter shit, they're pretty fun :P

my dad is the 'spotlight' guy for the band playing tonight.. which is why he'll be there, my mom will go cause i make her go.. and then they buy me drinks.

\o/

[Bob The Scutter]

heh, nothing wrong with going drinking with your parents... although i havent done that for 2 years now, simply because im old enough to drink lol. im just glad that my current employers dont recognise me from the last night out i had with them

edit: also when i go out now i usually have a few smokes with my friends too, i dont think my rents would appreciate that. well, perhaps my dad, but my mother isnt exactly gonna want to smoke weed heh

[Bob The Scutter]

well i spoke to soon!... its 5:30 and already people are knocking on the door mind you we had to give something away this time cos the kid must have been about 3 years old with his skeleton costume and big "scary" hand thing

[Nodrog]

Both ignoring trick or treaters and giving them candy are bourgoios. they both have the message "isn't it a good thing that we have all this excess candy so that we can decide which of the kids are most worthy, sing for us little children so that we may judge you."

Tony Benn made a very good comment about Bernie Ecclestone donating 100,000 mars bars to an orphanage. I paraphrase from memory.

"It doesn't matter what his motives were or whether he expected anything in return, it's just that well... 100,000 mars bars...to an orphanage...there's a man who could afford to pay a bit more income tax."

[Bob The Scutter]

LOL... i remember that... we didnt give him money anyway, e gave him sweets. thats the whole idea of halloween i think, tradition shows that youre supposed to hand out sweets, not money, and only to people who make the effort. i agree with whoever said it last, america do it properly. i wanna be there for such events, like this and christmas

[Nodrog]

Originally Posted by Bob The Scutter

LOL... i remember that... we didnt give him money anyway, e gave him sweets. thats the whole idea of halloween i think, tradition shows that youre supposed to hand out sweets, not money, and only to people who make the effort. i agree with whoever said it last, america do it properly. i wanna be there for such events, like this and christmas

I thin kthe main point is not the candy handouts part it is the excess capital used to purchase it which was derrived from expoloitation of the poor. From my perspective Someone from south kensington giving sweets to a child from say Brixton is similar to me blowing up your house cutting your wages, stealing from your bank account and swindling you out of a fair reward for the goods and services you produce then giving you a Twix and saying "aren't I altruistic" and expecting you to say thank you.

[Bob The Scutter]

think back.. waaay way way back then to when you was a little kid. say you were 3 like this little one that appeared 10 minutes ago, youd feel disappointed if youd dressed up and youre that young not to get anything. the sad thing is that when they grow older the expectation is still there, except its on money... it was only something like a 20pence bag of random sweets, but if im not going to eat them anyway why not give em out?

[Bob The Scutter]

p.s. trick or treat!? hehe

[JonnyBGood]

Be grateful, over here the little toerags set off 4 billion bangers in the space of five minutes and pour gasoline over bonfires. Halloween is actually the one night I refuse to go out where I live (go into dublin instead).

[Nodrog]

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

Be grateful, over here the little toerags set off 4 billion bangers in the space of five minutes and pour gasoline over bonfires. Halloween is actually the one night I refuse to go out where I live (go into dublin instead).

You havent left your bedroom in 6 months.

[JonnyBGood]

Originally Posted by Nodrog

You havent left your bedroom in 6 months.

True. My extra long arms extend all the way downstairs to the computer. Thank god I can touchtype or else I'd be in real trouble. I also use my psychic powers to read people's minds as they post.

[Aryn]

one year my sister and i went trick or treating and one of the houses made us sing or they wouldn't give us candy

i like seeing the wee tykes dressed up.. it's cute
the older ones can bugger off though
i tend to give more candy to the littler kids.. which is funny cause 1/2 of it prolly goes to the parents/older siblings anyway

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

True. My extra long arms extend all the way downstairs to the computer. Thank god I can touchtype or else I'd be in real trouble. I also use my psychic powers to read people's minds as they post.

People think about what they're posting now? When did this happen? Why wasn't I told?

[Bob The Scutter]

i heard Basil started this thinking off, and he didnt even bother telling you, shame on Basil

*beats Basil with a stick*

[MrL_JaKiri]

Baseeeeeel

[Dante Hicks]

Originally Posted by Nodrog

From my perspective Someone from south kensington giving sweets to a child from say Brixton.

Any kid from Brixton trick or treating in South Kensington is merely casing the joint later to steal your jewellery later.