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28 Jul 2005, 01:38
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Pooing in your pants
If you were to ask me who I would "do", I might reply, "anyone who doesn't shit themself too often." Yet on further reflection I realise this is in fact a rather restrictive condition. Here are just a few groups of people who it excludes: - retards
- cripples
- babies
- pensioners
- wastrels
- skagheads
- fatties
- marathon runners
- scaredy cats
- colectomy patients
Can you think of anyone else?
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28 Jul 2005, 01:39
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Registered Awesome Person
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: Pooing in your pants
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28 Jul 2005, 01:44
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 8,476
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Re: Pooing in your pants
- Internet poker players who dont have time to go to the toilet in case they miss the next flop
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28 Jul 2005, 01:48
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Pooing in your pants
- alcoholics, scat fetishists and especially alcoholic scat fetishists
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28 Jul 2005, 01:56
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: Pooing in your pants
people making jackass videos
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If many people are in delusion, it's called a religion.
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28 Jul 2005, 01:58
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: Pooing in your pants
alcoholics
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28 Jul 2005, 02:03
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: Pooing in your pants
Do epilectics shit themselves?
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28 Jul 2005, 02:04
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: Pooing in your pants
People who die.
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28 Jul 2005, 02:16
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Re: Pooing in your pants
Sometimes i wonder if i would have the guts to poo or pee myself in public for money. At T in the Park for example, i brought 2 pints with me because i had to stand through travis, then a half hour wait. Then Greenday were on for 2 hours, which was ace, but thats a long time to go without a Pee when youve been drinking for the last 3 days.
At one point i was VERY SERIOUSLY weighing up the pros and cons of peeing myself. I didnt want to miss greenday, and there was no possible way i could pee anywhere (stuck in a crowd). Also i was very ****ed on drugs and didnt know what i was doing.
Thankfully, it never came to that. In the end i just pissed by the stage at the end, all over my shoes, and showing my cock to another 3000 or so people. But if i had to make the choice, who knows.
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28 Jul 2005, 03:59
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Re: Pooing in your pants
People who do drugs. I once watched a guy, drunk out of his mind and on so much coke he could finance a third world country if he sold it instead fall into a heap and shit his own pants.
I laughed
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28 Jul 2005, 04:20
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: Pooing in your pants
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deffeh
At one point i was VERY SERIOUSLY weighing up the pros and cons of peeing myself. I didnt want to miss greenday, and there was no possible way i could pee anywhere (stuck in a crowd). Also i was very ****ed on drugs and didnt know what i was doing.
Thankfully, it never came to that. In the end i just pissed by the stage at the end, all over my shoes, and showing my cock to another 3000 or so people. But if i had to make the choice, who knows.
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I'l tell you a story from my life. I was in a crowded place (outdoors), no way to get out of this place, no toilets that were open, and no where to go without somebody seeing you. Also, it was freezing cold (-20C or even colder) and windy.
Now, I have a shy bladder, so I thought "oh well, I'l only be here for a few hours, I can drink all this soda and not have a problem!" However, the hours went and went (I managed to pee one time, before the only resturant closed down), and suddenly, I had been there all day (from about 13.30 to like the night (21 or something)) and no peeing.
Finally, I found a spot. Nobody was around, so I zipped down my pants and drew out my little one. Then, just as I felt the juices floating, I take a look up and see straight into the eyes of a orc of a man who was a police officer to boot. I did not get to pee for another two hours.
I was thinking of doing it in my pants
Now, I'm not really a shy person, but when it comes to peeing, I have to be drunk to do it in public. I'm not sure why, it's just a fact of life
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28 Jul 2005, 04:50
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Airvatar
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: westport
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Re: Pooing in your pants
if your at a concert and know that you will be needing to pee but have no where to go, take an inner tube from a bike tire, cut , attach to your penis and hang it out the bottom of your pants leg. When you need to go, walk a few metres away from where you are standing of course, dont wanna stamp about in your pee pee.
And if you see a bike tube on the ground at a concert or similair event, dont pick it up.
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28 Jul 2005, 05:07
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USS Oklahoma
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: Pooing in your pants
serial killers
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28 Jul 2005, 09:02
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: Pooing in your pants
Punk rockers. Although they might be included under "wastrels"
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28 Jul 2005, 12:14
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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28 Jul 2005, 12:41
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Dum Di Dum Di
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Re: Pooing in your pants
Males,
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28 Jul 2005, 21:25
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saint-ciboire de tabarnac
Join Date: May 2005
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Re: Pooing in your pants
- anal sex enthusiasts, i.e. faggots.
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28 Jul 2005, 21:40
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
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Re: Pooing in your pants
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whitetrash
- anal sex enthusiasts, i.e. faggots.
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**** off and die.
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Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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28 Jul 2005, 21:47
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
Posts: 5,406
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Re: Pooing in your pants
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phang
**** off and die.
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dont be such a fag phang
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28 Jul 2005, 21:49
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saint-ciboire de tabarnac
Join Date: May 2005
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Re: Pooing in your pants
seriously phang, i thought your people were supposed to be nice =]
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28 Jul 2005, 21:52
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 6,339
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Re: Pooing in your pants
holiday camp workers
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28 Jul 2005, 22:57
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Dum Di Dum Di
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 858
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Re: Pooing in your pants
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whitetrash
- anal sex enthusiasts, i.e. faggots.
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So you don't mind having anal sex with men who doesn't enjoy it?
My post was better.
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29 Jul 2005, 22:37
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 5,900
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Re: Pooing in your pants
most of you will have seen the poo & wee song as it's on weebl toons since yesterday, but earlier for an experiment I made it into an avatar and I don't want it so if anyone wants to use it, well there it is.
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